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Stumbled upon this scene this morning
Found all of this in a parking lot.
Nov 10, 2016 2:55 PM
carots17
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Found all of this in a parking lot.
tinytimbeckybright
I recognize the Nars concealer
DrunkenWeasel
It was either a great night or a horrible night.
Tattedlongschlongsilver
Today is the day a stripper has found her way.....
Dilligaffin
Murder scene.
kelserific
That is NARS concealer. You don't just drop that and leave it. There is a story here and I wanna know what it is...
tokenhooker
Hooker. The answer is hooker.
Tamtastical
She ded
ClearBlue
I'll tell mom you found her stuff. Can she come by and pick it up after she gets out of detox?
Idkimadeanaccountjustforthis
Kesha!?!?
underunderpants
White girl raptured
sothishasbeenfun
Damn, you stole my thought!
realwomenfightnaked
A girls purse exploded and her boots were bothering her
BeerBatteredandBold
And she was never seen again...
ProfessorDumbass
I guess we finally found someone worthy of the rapture
TravisBickleHasIdeas
"You can come but leave those hooker boots and the gin" - GOD
ProfessorDumbass
..and all god gets out of it is a drunk naked hooker
curlycogs
My experience in skyrim, says vampires.
Cthulily
I was looking for my favorite freakin' lip gloss!!!!
Cthulily
Oh, there it is. F**& these boots.
Houston2Miami
U know thats all ur stuff!!! Lol
JoggingWithForks
Someone either had a really good time or a really bad one.
Chrsstffr
Worst THT ever
aj62110
Rule 16 of Environmental Consulting: all debris, trash, & detritus gravitates to your groundwater monitoring wells. This is another example.
Dudeitsonlyme
UFO abduction
TheBengalKatLady
White girl wasted
yourfriendlyneighborhoodcreep
I had nothing to do with this.
retrospekt
Fonzanoon
Just what the prime suspect might say
tokenhooker
I'm sorry.
BigVigilante
A hawk or an owl must have taken her. Sad.
aquarianpixi
Someone had a fun night... Not that girl but someone.
RollforDiplomacy
The only things worth taking are the +2 leather boots of charisma and that blue potion of cure light wounds. -experienced dnd player
ChristinaNotChristine
That looks like NARS cover up. That shits expensive pick it up.
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lukewarmbookworm
I was just about to comment this
GuineaPigLover
Anyone see the artiste brush? Those are super expensive... I would not leave that stuff on the ground.
missb128
Also, Estee Lauder Double Wear Concealer up to the left - which is even more expensive! This person really likes concealer
nasquatch
Right?! I kindof want the location to go see if it's still there.
mimblewimble
That also looks like Kylie Jenner lipstick, that shit is hard to find AND expensive. Girl was rich or had a rich boyfriend.
GonzoinKS
I like your user name
maeday89
looks like YSL mascara also. ouch!
Ralgamesh
She held in a fart for too long.
TalesOfTears
Al least 1000$ of cosmetics there
imordnilap
And shoes worth 2000€ + 10€ for the half bottle of pontikka
TalesOfTears
Tomorrow on Craigslist
MechAnon
Stripper stole the bottle from the bar, put it in her purse. Then her purse got stolen. Wallet and valuables gone, the rest got dumped here.
sisterofthemoon
Explain boots.
MechAnon
She changed into comfortable shoes for the night. These were rolled up in her huge stripper purse.
Lunakat504
Those look pretty comfortable actually. And look too expensive to be rolled up and get wrinkles.
LeumisRichardson
Dude... That's "call the police" level there. Little of that is stuff that one just discards. Could just be drunk & dropped, but...
singlehandedlly
It's a purse being up ended. stolen liquor, make up, and shoes to walk to the bar in
LeumisRichardson
Possibly, as I said, maybe even probably, but hopefully easy enough for the police to see if there is any video of the parking lot.
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LeumisRichardson
Like I say, could just be drunk and dropped, maybe even probably, but if not...
CandyMinion
I'm so happy that I'm not the only one who thinks that. Was fearing I was paranoid, but you reassured me. I would've called the police also.
CandyMinion
Didn't a known serial killer drag ladies in his creepvan after asking for help? Ok,the bottle looks like a wild night but you never know.
LeumisRichardson
But someone coming home from a wild night is also a pretty good target for someone with ill intentions.
improbablypooping
Ted Bundy
ticktockbent
"Hello police I found some boots and an empty bottle in a car park. hm? oh, you don't care? Okay."
LeumisRichardson
I don't know about where you live, but here, yes, they investigate things like that. Watch security cams at least. Doesn't take long.
busyDayAtWork
"But wait, there's make up and eye liner shit too maybe. Oh, and I'm not positive but that maaay be vomit as well."
Krustal
Stolen bar bottle
youremindmeofthebabewhatbabe
Lmao my dumbass little sis stole a bottle at senor frogs when we were on spring break
itschairmanmeow
Myrtle beach area I love it
fantanaranja
+1 for noticing bar pourer.
Krustal
Hard not to when I use them everyday at work. Those leaky pos
ImAKickButtRealityMASTER
When the rubber seal starts to wear away round the edges *shakes head, wipes vodka covered hands*
billiecollins95
That's always the time I find the cuts on my hands.
GuaiLoh
And it's Gin.. Bleh
Cataleast
Yeahh, wouldn't go for a bottle of Bombay neat. Then again, if one's ready to nick a bottle from the pub, they're past caring about taste.
KaylaAnnMeow
I love Gin, but that is Bombay which is bleh.
HighrockTendales
Nothing wrong with Bombay.
Cataleast
But would you drink a bottle of it neat? :D
HighrockTendales
No. that would be mental.
KaylaAnnMeow
Too dry for my taste.
HighrockTendales
That's fair enough.