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Freedom for puppy
Jul 23, 2015 10:59 PM
MaidsHeardTheGoblinsCry
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Pootytoots
There was a gif like #4 that had Mitch McConnel's head on the tortoise. I've been looking for so long for it. Someone help.
Yavin1v
and people say animals are mindless
thatsmyidentifier
#4 That's my zoo!! Rock Hyrax.
MykillMetal
I love how the panda in #2 looks back, like he's saying - "It's okay, coast is clear. Go. ...And don't forget the pie."
Kimozabi
#3 That german shepherd looks like it's just let out it's lunch.
tyrroo
Actually, I think it wants to hump the little one.
Kliamovich
Animals are the best people
thesarahpowellexperience
#2 What I love about floofy animals is that when they go through a hole that looks smaller than them you see that they're actually 90% floof
Jester123ish
A round bear CAN go in a square hole. Hmmm, sciency.
luckyhazrd
Thanks to the wonder that is the internet I get to watch a giant tail-less beaver ride a reptile taxi. Bless you glorious bastards.
Jester123ish
I'd like to see the return favor...
OverratedUserName
My grandmother and grandfather used to have a cat and a dog. Long story short the cat usually threw some vendaces from the table to the dog.
heidean
Panda bro failed![]()
floursforalgernon
A+ 100% best post ever
Jester123ish
I saw a post once that was 110%, just sayin'.
Tinatheturtle
BROTHER NO!!!!
themagnificentpearl
cats being bros: http://imgur.com/YAm4xch
JonathanTuckness
Did you boop the snoot or nah?
WhistlingGrrl
Is "hold my tail" the dog equivalent of "hold my beer"?
TheColossusOfCloutt
What is riding on that turtle while watching his 6 o'clock?
Jester123ish
It's her beaver.
xDOSRx
I love this. More?
TomWaits4no1
Yes MORE! This is so cute. I love the bird, he's like "gots it? okays, brb there's more, my man.." SO adorable.
tapetkabinett
/r/animalsbeingbros on reddit is your friend
Anklehurthumpthesink
My dad has an Airedale Terrier who opens door and turns water on to bathe/drink. I have an American Bulldog that shames me when I masterbate
Scytail
Can we talk about how that panda fit into that TINY LITTLE HOLE???
SadSamWinchester
There's a reason the chinese call them Bear Cats!
Jester123ish
They really whip the Zero's ass?
SmilingHitler
In a similar fashion to how your mother puts on jeans
TheWonderfulStevie
Bruh...
FireflySky
I had spy themed music playing in my head while I watched
thesarahpowellexperience
90% floofings
BeardedWonder82
Pretty sure the German Shepard let the dog out to rape and murder it.
iamhambone
Took the words right out of my mouth!
Jester123ish
Well, that went dark really quickly.
ErrantTerrain
"Here, you can have a chicken foot."
noscarletcoat
Is that what it is? Couldn't figure it out
XequR
#1 blows my mind
DidItForScience
Me too, I wonder how they communicated that scenario between each other.
SpoonOfDoom
So much this. Is there a dog expert here who knows this? Can they actually "talk" and plan together?
Jester123ish
Suspect it's more just natural dog intuition, they're pack animals so they read each other really well (and humans).
threetogetready
Those sheep-looking dogs are notorious for biting the tails in "play" of the more fun dogs. Don't think they actually know what is going on
Jester123ish
I've heard of a dog that ran out onto a traffic island until people followed it home to where it's owner had collapsed.
Steelwind
#7 getting the food without the bird's head impresses me most.
YouCantKeepJetpackingAwayFromYourProblemsBrian
I bet it happened once and the bird gave him a very long, stern talking-to.
Steelwind
Kinda like the scar my cat gave mine on his nose? Best of friends now though. I wonder if there is a beak shaped one on his tongue? :p
pushforwardshoveon
My dog used to know the phrase "Nice/be nice" and you could hold something in your mouth, and he'd gently take it from you. Miss that guy
raosion
Aw, he sounds like the best dog ever.
pushforwardshoveon
He was! As he got older too, he grew a grey beard (on a black lab) and looked sophisticated and wise
raosion
That's so awesome!
TheFirstHistoryMan
It looks like a labrador/golden retriever! They were bred to have soft mouths so they could retrieve waterfowl undamaged for hunters.
Steelwind
Oh I get that. Mine tends to take the treat and a couple fingers when I hand feed him. No bites or anything just much slobber. :p
morecheeseplease
Love a good dog fact!
punsmakemehorny
bullshit. when I give treats to my sister's dog, he takes three of my fingers along with the treat.
Ihasweirdfetishes
Are you sure your sister's dog has been trained properly?
punsmakemehorny
Uhmmmm. Guess not. :-)
mts81
and no cats, cause cats are assholes.
Jester123ish
Cats will bring you little presents, maybe a bird, or a mouse, or a rat, some token of affection.
Jester123ish
Cats look after their human family, they're particularly good with infants.
Jester123ish
"I spit in your general direction!" - Cat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBW5dfRoG7Q
asukara
There was a video of a cat helping a dog get through a hole.
HolyHolopov
My cat comes charging like the devil's giving chase whenever we are upset, and won't stop purring in our faces till we get better.
bushidopirate
I love cats, but I can honestly say that I don't think I could imagine a cat intentionally trying to help another animal, including a cat
OrionsDove
There's a video that's been going around lately of a cat helping a stuck dog get through a hole.
ZebraCockSandwich
I have one cat that is our "Alert" cat. he tells us if one of the others is trapped (outside/in a closet whatever) and leads us to them.
PickingAUsernameIsTooMuchCommitment
Brother! Noooooooo
Nameless915
I'm so sad this wasn't top comment. When.I got here
lavagablonde42
DAMMIT I WANTED TO SAY IT FIRST +1
lavagablonde42
DAMMIT I WANTED TO SAY IT FIRST +1
SnoozinUSA
Animal Brothers! They're animals who are brothers!
SadSamWinchester
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
boneroni
NOOOOOOOOOOO!
StephFreitas
The turtle one just breaks my heart n puts it back together again awwwwwwwwwww
zookeeperispaidinpeanuts
Our male tortoise does this to females. Flips them over, waits for them to get tired them flips them back over to breed them.
StephFreitas
thats cool i didnt know that
SquidSex
Whenever I see this, I can't help but to think of all the lonely turtles who can't get any help turning around. :(
guantanamobayxx
Why is your username squid sex
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guantanamobayxx
Ah, my condolences.
Alienduck2
"WHAT"S HAPPENING?!" "Jerry calm down" "THIS IS IT FOR ME" "Dude, i got you" "ITS ALL OVER MAN!" "There, better?" "Oh, hey, thanks."
ken27238
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfu- Oh, hey thanks.
THESHOUTINGTURTLE
"Dammit Jerry you do this every time!!!
MileHighLivin
Sensiblechuckle.gif! The exclamation point means I had an exceptionally sensible chuckle.
mrsturm
tortoises
justaddvodka
#4 what furry beast is that riding the tortoise?
imgurisfornerds
Beaver, maybe?
Spotaholic
It's a hyrax.
InfiniteStairsAreUnnaceptable
I had to do a double take. Then I came to the comments for an answer.
atnair
wombat. source: wombat psychiatrist
Jester123ish
You can see her beaver.
forcir
Literally was like "the fuck is that thing?"
dancingForest
I determined it was a swine hamster but that that probally wasn't right.
dancingForest
Pretty sure I can get the Dutch to call it a hamsterzwijn though.
areyousurethiswaterssanitary
...did it pee on the tortoise?
grambonator
i think it was just scratching an itch or something?
GenitalMantis
To be fair the tortoise did take that last turn pretty fast
ZombieEinstein
#3 - I had a German Shepherd growing up who figured out how to turn door knobs and open doors. He claimed an unused room as his.
fe1od1or
BillNyesPenis
My german shepherd would his paws if they were muddy from being outside. He also learned to open doors and did so all the time. I miss him
BillNyesPenis
*Wipe his paws
TheRealFireFrenzy
was about to make the "you accidentally a word" post that was otherwise mandatory
corsskeys
My labrador can do that, but we've never actually caught her in the act. She does it to try and steal foodfrom the kitchen.
IAMCRAIG
Labs are assholes.
Ldkiki
I've got a Catahoula that can do that. Considering how scratched the back door is I'm happy he doesn't open any other door but that one.
BadBoys2isUnderrated
I had a German Shepard that figured out how to put clothes on, so now he wanders around amongst the general population.
ZombieEinstein
You know, I wouldn't be too surprised. They'll learn calculus, if you have enough patience and dog treats to train them.
sundayturkey
My Grandfather switched all the handles to need pushing up, to try and stop his collie opening doors. 5 minutes, that lasted. Collie smart.
sundayturkey
(then he relented, switched them back and put a rope on each handle, to stop his doors getting scratched to hell)
Jester123ish
Smart puppy your Grandfather.
sundayturkey
Not as smart as me, woof woof motherfucker.
SoupFace
My dog can roll down the electric windows in my car. And if he's in another car, he paws at where the window control should be.
sirwolfyy
My bosses dog has to lock his windows because she always accidentally hits the up window button and chokes herself. It's hilarious.
RockYoWorld
That's actually why they changed window button design. newer cars require you to pull to raise window so kids don't decapitate themselves
ThunderFuckTurbo
Requirements for electric window motor. A) Must lift window. B) Must be capable of decapitating children.
RockYoWorld
Not sure how many lost heads, but some choked with knees on the up button
MadMaddin
LEBENSRAUM FÜR DAS DEUTSCHE VOLK!
TheTower52
Cleaver Girl
tcgl
My lab did that at a boarding place that had house-style doors on the individual dog rooms. She let out all the other large dogs and (1/2)
tcgl
they got into the food and gorged themselves. It was all on video. The place was kinda pissed at us but I had no idea she could do that!
Foxxycosplays
Our staffy can open our sliding door, if we don't put the latch down.
bobbidiboopy
My german shephard recently discovered how to partially open the patio door too. Too bad she doesn't know you have to push it then pull to
bobbidiboopy
open it lol. She gets close to opening the door and it can be annoying sometimes >.>
nosurecure
My best friends dog does this. Have to lock them all.
NeedsCash
My cat can pull my door op pen the come into my room but if it closes she can't push it open and meows to i let her out.
ZombieEinstein
This was full blown; grab the door knob or handle, figure out which way it turned, turn it, figure out which way the door swang, and go.
Mrsbriggysloth
Ive got a husky thay can do that... and open cages and flip lids (delicately). -_-
BenedoodleCumberpoodle
Clever boy.
puzzledfox
My GSD regularly let's himself outside, but when I'm relaxing on the couch and he wants out, he suddenly forgets how to open the damn door
Legendariel
My dog can open the sliding glass door to go outside, but somehow can't figure out getting back inside.
Misfitbitz
Killian did that the other day. About gave me a heart attack when he came bolting at me in front of the school bus.
DemonicKat33
My cat figured out she can move the screen on the screen door to the porch. She also knows we hate it so she sits and meows but will go/
DemonicKat33
if nobody gets up to let her out. Still has no idea she can climb in the same way though, just out.
Fuckweasel
My cat learned how to open the doors in the house. We had to switch all the knobs to round ones so should couldn't get ahold of them.
Fuckweasel
so she couldn't*
Danielmakesmusicitsgreat
We had a cat that did the same, had to get a lock on the fridge too. We used to put a box in front but then she learned to push that away
Demicol
My cat has realized that pulling down on the door handle opens it, but hasn't managed to get one open yet. He jumps on it once and gives up.
Fuckweasel
That's how it starts! He will eventually figure it out, and then you're screwed. ;p
IPoopInTheDark
My cat used to do that with the round knobs. Scary as shit when you are home alone at 1am in the morning still drunk.
Fuckweasel
I'm hoping mine doesn't figure out the round ones, but I've already seen her trying. Scary indeed, I learned mine could do this one (1/2)
Fuckweasel
night while I was on the toilet, alone in the house. Sitting there doing my thing when suddenly the door starts to open. WTF?! Yep, cat. 2/2
Misfitbitz
I have yet to find a knob Jules can't open.
RockYoWorld
Is Jules your cat/dog, or you wife/gf?
Misfitbitz
Lol Jules is my cat. She's a smart thing. And my husband would be confused if I had a wife. Lol
ijustfiguredouthowtochangemyusername
All of the above
greymouser7
they are so wonderfully smart
PulseOne
As a dutchman, what is an unused room?
hipsterhank
Ha. I bought a 3 br house a couple years ago and moved into it from a studio apartment. It echoed it was so empty in there.
downofathistle
*so lonely in there
ZombieEinstein
This was an obscenely big house; built in 1890, and had been neglected since then. Took 26 dump trucks to get out all the trash and a >
ZombieEinstein
>a hazmat team to clean the basement (so much asbestos, and about 2L of mercury for the hot water heater float switch) >
ZombieEinstein
>All told, it was 9 bedrooms (for 4 people) on the 2nd and 3rd floors, a kitchen, three pantries (got rid of one to expand the kitchen)>
ZombieEinstein
>a dining room, a living room, an office, a front foyer. We bought it to restore it and sell it. Took 7 years, all said and done.
TheRealFireFrenzy
one with no people living in it duh... like an office or something maybe or one you use for storage of random shit
Jester123ish
Exactly like the ones that don't exist in Holland.
TheRealFireFrenzy
ik weet niet hoor ik had een hele lege zolder in mijn ouderlijk huis...
TheRealFireFrenzy
nouja opslag shit en logeer kamers
Jester123ish
Uh, no thanks...
Muffdiver9
Wonder where that panda is going.
RockMeSweetTonyDanza
I honestly thought they were fucking when the gif started
enterusernamehere25
TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!
Janelle563
And how it fit through that window!
Flevi
To outer fucking space
hungerianximgurian
I am convinced that the size of a panda is 90% fluffyness
bigballershotcaller
He Audi 5000
fabe30
went full throttle?
8bitTunes
To learn kung-fu
Kaitou
Panda Narnia.
OrangePanda
He bamboo-zled us.
aspgrabber
Not to have sex, that's for sure.
iOnlyReplyToTopComments
To the front page
toriapinklotus
Glorious
HighrockTendales
30 speed
Cuntmuncher3000
To the dark side
MakisDad
The tiger cage
AwkwardBiblophile
To get his pot of honey of course.
Cuntmuncher3000
To the dark side
hockeyham
Through the windows, through the walls...
TheRicM
Panda Express
Ni6HtH4wK
This must be upvoted.
darkoshen
Seven hours in, the obvious and necessary comment finally makes its appearance.
Lildunkboi
Why does this not have more upvotes?
IllychTortorovald
Some say he's still going to this day. Sometimes if you listen carefully you can hear a cry of a panda stuck in a vent late at night
MikeyTheHero
Pandemonium of Narnia
Rediix
No joke its going to bang a lady panda
burnedcoffee
My dog can't do shit. But I love him to death <3
eggimage
Not China
RoyMothballs
Home
HardiSMH
Dude, you will never fit in this hole! "That's what she said!" - Panda, probably
vinnnieboy
To Didney Lan!
breadedfishstrip
Extinction
murderhobbit
FREEDOM!!
Waterwalker
You heard the tory of the chinchilla who banged all the females in the nearby cage ? Panda version.
jesusiboughtthiskitty
Glory Hole.
ModusPonens
To Threed, to save Ness and Paula from the zombies.
katlavixen
Who cares its Panda Express
jesusiboughtthiskitty
wandering
theonetheonlyirishman
Minimax3000
That panda is going places
Poopoopeepeevagina
To steal your girl
Usernamesarejustlabels
He's going to get a ladder to get down
Chizbits
He is boldly going where no panda has gone before
JeanLucPicard
Engage
DarmokAndJaIadAtTanagra
to the front page, duh
Trianglesandwitchesarebetter
College
howjom
Martial arts lessons
vertigoo
To his bitches
aspgrabber
He has to pick Ranma up at school.
Cassiraa
On an adventure.
rilude
HotS reference?
Snarkoleptic
Hobbit reference.
footfinger
To Vegas
Jester123ish
To the garbage compactor!
VashWolf
Your mother's good sir
BooBooKittyFudge
It's important to visit one's mother's good sir.
VashWolf
That lady is a saint and let know one tell you differently!
Elonth
to the garbage!
booneytoons
Places.
aequitasveritasbitch
I'm so glad you wrote that. I'd be disappointed if not :P
ThatOneGuyFromTheThing
*praces
Spanishzebra
panda got places to go, people to see
Hogek
Stuff to fluff.
Eggtothenog
People to do and places to see
llamasaylol
@Muffdiver9 How does it feel that a panda is going places and you're not?
420xxx69CommunismWillWin69xxx420
Nah, his name is Muffdiver, I think he's going places too.
llamasaylol
True true xP
Dorzim
Anywhere he fucking wants.
WhyDidntYouDodge
Far
MrRemy
I had to watch it to the end to make sure it got through... it didn't look like it would for a bit there.
DriftEJ20
Tijuana http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6141/6021126510_88385de957.jpg
PhilTheFluffiestDogOnTheInternet
SECRET TUNNEL!!!!
DisneyBabydoll
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SECRET SECRET
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