Brits visiting for the World Cup can't believe Texas is a real place

Jun 20, 2026 1:41 PM

TheCoolDad

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Wait until he visits the Peabody in Memphis!

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Spend a week in Dallas..it'll be one of the longest weeks of your life. /S

3 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

If you ever get a chance to go to Dallas, take it from me, pass it by you only get the blues down in Dallas- jimmy buffett

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A-1-A is a helluva of an album.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that Dallas? It looks like Ft. Worth.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's somewhere in the Metroplex.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They say everything is bigger in Texas. I guess "everything" also includes boredom?

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

And egos

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Texas; the biggest on-going cosplay event ever.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Nah,Its shit here for many reasons but cosplay implies noone lives like that and its fake,we produce the most cattle(twice as much as #2((nebraska))) and while a lot of ranching is modernized there are still a shitton of people down here that legit live like its 1890.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

A large number of actual ranchers doesn't negate the also large number of suburban cosplayers.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

So if i wear a suit,am i cosplaying as a stockbroker?There's a million reasons to hate texas,cowboy hats and boots aint two of them.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stock Yards!

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yup. One of the worst real places in the world. Next to Florida. Or Georgia. Or Alabama. Or New Orleans.

Hmm. Think I just noticed a pattern.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Forgot Oklahoma.

-an Oklahoman

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Oh.. and Ohio. … Indiana.

I mean. Shit.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

There's at least one good part of Indiana.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Says the guy froma place where they chase cheese wheels down steep hills.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1