Ever wanted to up your vocabulary? Well now you can with some British terms!

Nov 7, 2016 8:50 PM

I thought it was just my cousin being weird but believe it or not "suck your nan's dick" is a highly common phrase over there

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shakespeare would be familiar with these terms too.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You forgot Knob Jockey and Cumsock Tea Strain

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Malcolm Tucker vocabulary OP ,you copied them but didn't know what they were . BBC Programme "The Thick of It"

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Spunktrumpet is surprisingly accurate actually.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can work Fuckity Bye into my vocabulary right now.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Saved all these to my phone. Not even sorry.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wonderful list.I shall go forth and spread the word(s)...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

as a person with many English friends, can confirm these are real words

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you're American and say these I'm sorry but you sound autistic.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Favoriting for when I need to use one...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My two favorite office insults are fuckwit and muppet. Thank you America and Britain.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are we not going to talk about his username?

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

It's slightly different in 'every' way

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

British insults are retarded

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can I get some of these in phone wallpaper size?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OP didn't make them , he copied them from elsewhere , they're Malcolm Tucker soundbites

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can confirm

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll see what I can do. No promises.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I will use these for later when the first results come in.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You have more cuss words than America? Shit's going down like 1776

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Turd burglar???

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

womble is a cock

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought fucknugget was ours! (American here)

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What about fuckmuppet?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Of course you do, you're American.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why the fuck would "wank stain" be one word but "piss stain" is two? Who the fuck decides this arbitrary shit? Adjectives & nouns, people.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These are Malcolm Tucker memes not general vocabulary is why

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Love Fuckwit +1

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You forgot knobjockey

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All us Americans not sure if these are real.

10 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

I use Fucknugget all the time. Minnesota, US, checking in here!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

As an American, I've used these for years so TIL I've been using British insults

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Can confirm. Also bawbag is meant to be ballbag. Same meaning.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's bawbag ,OP has pinched Malcolm Tucker sound bite memes (Malcolm is a Scottish character from The Thick of It played by Peter Capaldi)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've used fuckwit a couple times in my life...

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Brit here... all legit!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Americans, just focus on getting 'your and 'you're' correct and used in the proper context.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Listen here you cuntpuddle.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What's up cockwomble?

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See! Educational!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damn right twatface.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure it's Ballbag, not Bawbag

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These are all Malcolm Tuckers (character from The Thick of It) OP hasn't realised what he has copied& pasted.Tucker is Scottish hence bawbag

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know what I've copied.

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