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My dog is the sweetest thing in the world. She's about 7 years old and is nice to everyone she meets. This cat jumps on the dog and scratches her face all the time. Poor Lucy (My dog) doesn't do anything, just sits there looking very sad. I told my fiancé that things should change or we can't be together. When she said the thing above I was sad but optimistic that we could work something out.
My work's the best. We went to Washington DC, and had a very informative training meeting. I come home happy and ready to see my dog, but I can't find her. My fiance's nowhere to be seen either. I immediately thought that Lucy escaped, and is exploring the town somewhere off on her own. I call the humane society to see if they picked her up, and this nice sounding woman told me, "Yes, your dog Lucy was turned in by (then she said my fiance's name). I asked her if anything was wrong with Lucy, and she told me "She just said things weren't 'working out'. I was a little confused, but just said I'd come and pick her up. I called my fiancé and she said "I gave her back because she was annoying the cat." What the fuck? I said that it seems like the cat was the one that was annoying Lucy, but she denied it and said that her cat wouldn't hurt a fly. By this time I was pretty mad and decided I was gonna end our relationship when I get home, as it's obviously not working out. :(
This was nasty. There was an awful smell of urine everywhere and the carpet (I know, there's carpet in my closet) was stained and gross. There were piles of cat shit everywhere, and it seems like the cat was aiming to get it on my clothes. My shoes were ruined, and I don't know if I'll ever get the smell out of my clothes. I was even madder now and rushed downstairs to yell at my ex-fiance.
She was watching orange is the new black btw.
WHAT THE FUCK?!! PEEING ON SOMEONE'S CLOTHES IS NOT A SIGN THAT HE "MISSED ME", IT'S THAT THE CATS FUCKING OUT TO DESTROY MY HOUSE. I told her that surely she should have noticed that she was going up there a lot, and not using the bathroom. She said that she noticed that she wasn't using the litter box, but she didn't thing much of it. ... What? Your cat's not doing it basic bodily function? But that doesn't matter right? This lady obviously can't take care of a cat. Come to think of it I took care of both the animals and she didn't really do anything except watch Netflix all day.
Probably a good thing really. She would've given it back to the humane society anyway.
The dog would tolerate the cat now, and the cat wouldn't try to hurt the dog anymore. I even saw the cat sleeping on Lucy's bed with her.
Okay this is crazy, here's the text
http://imgur.com/1T9FxCe
PikkuPiko
what the...
Darkivan64
Hey, do you also have an amazing job? Or was it a pitty lie for yourself to make you feel better that you have a mediocre life?
Vexanna
Dammit
Draunamou
Oh. My. God.
Branmaster4
If anyone took my dog while I was gone, shit would go down.
bb101
wow, that's inexcusable of her, props on bonding with the cat though
iFavoriteNSWFstuffButtAlsoOtherStuff
how about you go fuck yourself @OP
thatoneguy2002
Why do
AmiAthena
The story was a little too long, which made me see it coming.
ScaryBarryO
I figured it was going to be some terrible Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds thing. Still, an unexpected turn
sunnycmg
that was a story well worth the tree fiddy
MotherCoconuts
I hate you. +1
MileyCyprusHill
doohickeyjones
Downvoted, moved on...came back and upvoted. Damnit.
jugueterabioso
Son of a b****, this is the fourth one I've fallen for.
IsThisUsernameReallyRelevant
TL;DR
guairdean
Lucky you. Wasn't worth the effort.
IsThisUsernameReallyRelevant
Good, I'm pleased. :D
daisyfrankenstein
You, sir... Take this, you deserve much more. +1
Itsnagol
I don't get it
IMadeAnAccountSoICanPostComments
I.... don't get it?
superalphalion
South Park reference
PuffTart
rmuinyeg
Seriously, don't post shit like this
iamcatsnake
Keep the closet closed, he'll most likely keep going in there now that the scent is there. Take him to the vet for a check up and change [1]
iamcatsnake
The type of litter you use, it the box is dirty or the litter irritates they'll find a place more comfortable to go.
AEvilNyanKat
nah, he only needs tree fiddy
deadpoolsunicorn
tree fiddy
nick224
Goddamn lochness monster!!!!!!
TheLivinLegend
Tree dollas and fifty cents.
DragonDildoChandelier
FUCK
DasGabelhauser
FUCK
Xnthxny
FUCK
ShiraTheKitty
FUCK
Xnthxny
ShiraTheKitty
xD Dammit