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Whenlifegivesyoulemonsthrowthematpeople
My wife is 3 years older then me. I wonder if she thinks about these things...
theBEEman
his innocence and sincerity are so endearing
swaggyd
burt macklin investigated by the fbi
BrianRench
I seriously need to sit down and binge watch the hell out of this show.. It seems pretty funny.
londonhearts
That's around the age difference between the guy I want to date and me
ZoeyDate
PolitefullyRude
4/20
SammieRaie
This is literally how all the fuckin nerds of Imgur think...
TitanKyojin
God I need to find a website to watch this.
HarryTheCaveman
In season 1 I properly, truly HATED Andy, yet now, 6 years later I would totally watch Johnny Karate's Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show.
notincalifornia
I have watched that scene one hour ago!
shwibbityshwat
random question: what episode is the quote where april says to andy something like "only take it out if i scream?"
Anuskasvo
Those gaps in his beard always bother me.
bcapo
Any thing parks and rec gets an up vote
IAlwaysUpVoteBarbraStreisand
Enteyex367
He's a guardian of the galaxy, not a guardian of parental care
HighiAm
Kississippi, is that a dog?
theresafrogstapledtomyface
April: 4th month, Age: 20, 420 Blaze it confirmed
motittiesmoproblems
I feel like I've seen this episode because of how many times I've seen this picture on here
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
I don't know, I'd say Burt Macklin ranks above Andy.
JuliusPringles
Johnny Karate >>>>
mediumsizedtittycommittee
BURT MACKLIN, FBI
MicahL
Personally, Im a fan of Mrs. Hitler.
ocdrum
My grandpa could've legally drove to see my grandma get delivered.
CausticSoda
Fun Fact - my wife and I have been watching over the last few months. Up to Season 6 now. This week she finally realised Andy is Starlord.
jeffreybaratheon
To be fair he didn't get his Starlord body until then.
mattproducer
Hello fellow marathoner! My wife and I just finished season 6 about 2 hours ago! Enjoy the season! It is literally one of the best ones.
Pikkupanda
Who?
Ozymandias21
Starlord man.. :(
QueLindo
Legendary outlaw!
Lexsteel11
I'm just glad that they finally gave him his dream job of caring for dinosaurs in the new Jurassic World movie
suihcta
I thought his dream job was Indianapolis Colts starting QB
suihcta
Or maybe FBI agent?
huckleberryjoejoe
Macklin, Burt Macklin
koopaya
I hate his career because I'm so envious. But then I don't because he seems like a great person.
zackofspades
I think I have the same struggle constantly. If he was ACTUALLY boning Aubrey Plaza...forget it.
beautifulrulebreakingmoth
I dunno man, his actual wife is pretty hot: http://i62.tinypic.com/b4ar07.jpg
zackofspades
*whistles* agreed but Aubrey is still a special sort of hot to me.
Dellis026
My roommate acts just like him
elexis
Serious question, I am 3 episodes into the first season and not really finding it interesting. Does it get better?
jsuperman92
Yes.
lostnortherner
Yeah it really does, I'd watch season 1 but maybe while you're cooking or folding laundry. Or not, if you're a guy and can't multi-task
jeffreybaratheon
Season 1 is not great. They were trying too hard to recreate The Office. For Season 2 they edited/retconned almost all the characters.
GingerTheBeard
work through it pal, the light will come lol
CinnamonJ
Feel free to skip season one entirely. I don't think I even cracked a smile the entire time. Definitely give season two a chance though.
YourMotherApproves
gabadabagool
that's so andy (it's the future I can see)
rawritsbrooke
"I typed your symptoms into the computer and it says you may have network connectivity problems."
littlep13
Basically "mommy-issues"
jeffreybaratheon
It's a good line but can we stop circle jerking over it every time Chris Pratt is mentioned? He has way better jokes on the show.
DonnerVarg
I watched that scene today, too. Skipping season one was the best advice.
Elonth
you were advised to skip season 1? i guess i should because i've been struggling to survive whats her face the blondes lead roll.
DonnerVarg
She's great, but the show has a much better feel after the first season.
WeAreAllStoriesInTheEnd
It gets better. MUCH better. Season one is really rough for everyone, not just 'what's-her-face' (Amy Poehler).
CausticSoda
Best ad-libbed line ever.
MantisTobagganMD
youtube.com/watch?v=r-7bVZYy_ds
CausticSoda
I stand corrected.
mountaindog
"The hardest thing about living in the pit? Probably keeping my suit pressed"
CinnamonJ
Hands down the funniest scene of the entire show. My wife and I still use the line "Yes, for one week only." as often as possible.
6enericUsername
It's funny how I hated him when he was with Ann. Now he's amazing.
celc2004
Exactly!
Jakesweden
That first season was strange. I'm glad it got picked up for more so we could get to the gold.
HotShower
That's a legit answer tho
HuntA32
I watched that episode earlier today!
mountaindog
I was watching it when I posted that, high five!
HuntA32
High five back at ya!
Megachiroptera
And the rats. It's like a freaking rat parade...every night.
BeschtischMensch
It's that kind of optimism that has him burrowing deeper into my heart.
CapnHoSlapn
LGBTQ
But he was crazy creepy to start. I'm glad they changed that.
verbalhermanmunster
I didn't find him creepy, just an irritating no-hoper with brief flashes of his true, hilarious potential
TownsendV228
thought of him as a creepy person. Honestly, Andy Dwyer was perhaps the only saving grace for season one. I was so tempted to stop (2)
TownsendV228
watching. Hopefully Imgur isn't lying and the other seasons are significantly better. (3)
LGBTQ
Season 1 is pretty unanimously hated. Even the actors say so. It does get better.
Dunkley
The great thing about Andy is that he goes through a lot of development torwards becoming a responsible person while still being an idiot.
TownsendV228
I've only watched the first season (the other seasons were not in store at the time I purchased the first season) and I never (1)
FoxyEllie
A lot of things about the first 6 episodes were just... off.
StwikeHimCentuwionVewyWoughly
I'm so happy at how the show jumped from the first season, right now I miss Ann and Chris
SnowballEffect
Half your age plus 7.
IPostJAV
BS rule.
occlusion
I'm 35, so as low as a 25ish year old? Good thing I'm still mentally about 19. That all works out!
iPretend
18 until I'm impotent.
MotherGoosesTalesOfHorrorAndLies
What if i were 14? He'd be the same age and i did all that math for nothing.
SammieRaie
I do this rule and I get 16.... I'm 18. I don't want to date younger guys. Is this only for men?
boostedmooseman
If you're 22 or older, Half your age plus 7, is the youngest you should go (where the legal age is 18).*
notallfunandgames
Formula be damned. If they aren't old enough to get into a bar- they're too young for me.
Frankie91
I'm 23 and he was 36. It was actually a really great relationship. We're still friends.
ScruffyBelievesInThisCompany
You've got it all wrong. It's your age minus your age plus her age. Works every time.
IdeletedmyoldaccountandIneedanewonetoupvotethings
So... I've only got one more year of dating 18 year olds? :(
flamingflamingo
Apparently my minimum partner age is 21. Yeah. I'm okay with this.
WhoTheFuckisGavin
I have the bro code from HIMYM and it says "less than" .. so 21 is your partner's MAXIMUM age :P
flamingflamingo
Nice try, Barney.
astrocouldyounaut
I'm 28, could never date a 21 year old
JustASmallTownMinnesotanImgurlLivingInALonelyWorld
I'm 21. How you doin'
CapnHoSlapn
simfasa
My reaction exactly
thatclimbingguy
19? Uh...nah.
PaganRaven
I don't know. Me dating a 21 year old? I guess I could find a way to manage.
plainoldfool
26? Still feels a bit young for me.
MarkHughes
When I was 37 I had a gf who was 27, I found we didn't have enough in common, Now I'm 38 I have a gf who is 32, much better I found :)
StarryEyedPenguin
Apparently I can date a 15 and a half year old. The law would disagree.
Chandelle90
Is that the limit?
theblackcanaryyy
22. Why does that make me want to cry
Thunder6
Let's see, I'm 19, so a 16.5 year old? Sounds about right.
omnipotentmonkey
so 17 for me. well. i live in england so it's cool.
TayJayBev
16 is too young for me. Hell, my age is still too young for me ehh
ChristineHMcConnell
I'm 33, so I'm supposed to be with a 52 year old guy!? Screw you guys... I'm goin' home!
RedStarBeograd
I would totally date a 33 y/o lady, the amount of things I could learn (not talking about sex)
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
Christine you could also go for a 23 1/2 year old, it is a range, you don´t have to go for the max age.
realmenfightnaked
Yeah, I just keep breaking this rule over and over...
Neednoggle
Or both be adults who like each other. My girlfriend is 20 and I'm 29, and also my name is Andy, sooo, yeah. This is actually us
MoonbyulBias
The thing with this is that in highschool, dating someone two grades under me would make me feel like a total pedo.
WilsonFisk
I entirely understand
MollyBloomsDeadDreams
Children/youths develop faster, so the gap in mental development is bigger between 14/16 year olds compared to 24/26.
MoonbyulBias
That makes so much sense. No sarcasm btw.
lazymayonaise
Half your age.
darkdragon7
So when I was 8 I should have been with an 11 year old.
cookiecakemonster
yeah, yeah. i keep telling myself look for 24+, but the 21s and 22s are always just right there and they so rarely have kids!
LadyTotesMcGoats
eeer pretty sure dating a 17 year old would be illigal considering the things i want to do with a boyfriend
Heathen92
Knowing most 17 year old guys I doubt he'd mind.
Nykidemus
Most states the age of consent is 16, and usually there are "Romeo and Juliette" laws that allow it if you're within a small age gap.
Artoriass
You can date a 17 year old and do the boyfriend things with me if you want, I'm 20 :D
JustASmallTownMinnesotanImgurlLivingInALonelyWorld
I'm 21 and this guy that I may or may not start dating is 35 o.o
awesomeplata
but does he have money?
JustASmallTownMinnesotanImgurlLivingInALonelyWorld
He says he does.. But honestly the fact that he kept talking about it was a bit of a turn-off XD I really don't care.
KingoPants
How that looks graphed- (X and Y both age) http://imgur.com/EnOPRFn
KingoPants
Better colours and higher resolution & No text http://imgur.com/PdU9rCV
aprendemos
I didn't know I wanted to see this, but then I saw it and am now thankful for you, internet stranger.
Pinoniemi
What's the rule for dating older than you?
57degrees
Minus 7, then multiply by 2
Pinoniemi
I feel like that should've been obvious to me. I thought about it a few posts later. Oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
57degrees
No worries. And the next person who reads it gets a ready-made answer.
MattNyers
I'm 29 dating and 18 year old....
undercovermaniac
My cut-off point is the end of the cold war. My first question to a girl is "Who's Gorbachev?".
PineappleCapity
90 year old and a 52 year old? Dayum
Silver
Yeah, it kinda only works between 14 and 40
maybeaforestheartambassador
14 wat
phdinhorribleness
Yes. A 14 could date a (14/2 + 7) year old.
maybeaforestheartambassador
omfg blow mind
Confusion567
If you're 90, date whoever the fuck you want. Who's gonna care?
AWdeV
CPS might be interested if you're 90 and dating 9-year olds.
Veggisaurus
Your kids probably.
Myfirstnamewaschosen
Great-grandkids at that point.
D35eU
I always just use age-20%
FatalNutShot
So if I'm 20 it's cool for me to date a 16 year old?
SammieRaie
Yes it's 4 years. Who cares? Just learn to keep your big mouth shut for a while.
ahotpotato
This. Also don't fuck her if her parents hate you because you will go to jail.
IAmJustTryingToFitIn
According to D35eU. Just tell the judge someone on Imgur said it was ok.
smashpro1
His character was 27.5 at the time.
yesitscooliotime
I'm 21, that's 17.5... yeah wouldn't feel comfortable with that .
HarveyTRabbit
When I started dating my ex she was 19 and I was 28. I should not really be shocked that did not work out.
SnowballEffect
20 is the biggest exception since it says that 17 years are alright. We will have no cheese pizza up in here!
SammieRaie
Oh, boohoo.
HomelessToddler
Many states have a 16-17 legal age of consent. The U.S. federal government however says it's 18 so that trumps the states.
IBurritoYouToo
Only if it's a federal case, in state cases (the majority of criminal cases) state law will apply
WellintheNavy
It's cool in Texas !
MakeItAGoodOne
Most places that's legal. Maybe I'm missing the joke.
marmotpie
legal from 15 where i'm from
SnowballEffect
It is mostly frowned upon and if the parents of the 17 year old don't like it then they can press the matter. Thats what I've seen at least
TheCanadianNerd
17 year olds aren't legally adults and therefore can press charges on the older dude/chick on their kids behalf.
MyNameIsJeanValjean
They don't have to be an adult, legally they can consent to sex, so their parents can't press any charges on anyone. Atleast in Ontario.
FreshCaviar
Press charges for what? 17 is old enough to legally consent to sex in most places.
agrumpypenguin
Pretty sure in most states in the US, the age of consent is 17 so at least not here
SilverJig
I'm 21 and my girlfriend is 17... We have a very happy relationship. I'm glad our friends aren't so judgmental...
LeCheshireCat
Where I live, that would be illegal. 3 years difference max if over 16.
ConeDrone
I depends on the culture I guess. Here that would be someone who's finished college/uni going out with someone who just got out of school.
SirForeverAloneEsquireLe1stAndOnly
As a 25 year old, a 19.5 year old feels too young for me. I prefer someone between the ages of 21 and 27.
tinyanarchist
My brothers 25, dating a girl a year older than me, (20). I have a problem with it.
SirForeverAloneEsquireLe1stAndOnly
Why? If you don't mind me asking
prettierandyoungerbutnotanybetteroff
That's my question as well. I'm 25, b/f is 18, younger than all of my siblings, and if any of them said shit, I'd be very upset.
tinyanarchist
We have an age gap of 6 years - like he graduated high school when I finished grade 6, so he's just always seemed older to me... He also [1]
tinyanarchist
Has the maturity of a retired professor and is looking to settle down, so him dating girls my age who I know are not that... I just know [2]
rhialitybites
As a 28 year old, in theory i agree with 21 being okay to date (they can get into bars with me), but in practice? Ew, no thanks.
SirForeverAloneEsquireLe1stAndOnly
Yeah, that's why I'm not interested in girls that are under 21. Also, 21 is not too off for me so I'm still good :)
ratherlargecookieofdoom
I met my guy when I was 21, he was 29, we've been together over 5 years and are engaged now. It depends on the people and gender vs age gap.
HughLaurie
Most guys I know in their mid to late 20s want someone who is at least drinking age. I think that has something to do with it.
SirForeverAloneEsquireLe1stAndOnly
Yes, that is my main reason for not being interested in girls younger than 21. I don't drink much but if we do then at least she can too
flarglarg
Thanks for doing the math for me, I really couldn't be bothered.
SirForeverAloneEsquireLe1stAndOnly
I just got off work and I didn't want to bother either; so, I simply used the calculator lol
flarglarg
See now I was even too lazy for that
Almainyny
I'm 21. So theoretically, the lowest I ought to go is 17.5. That sounds illegal as all hell.
SirForeverAloneEsquireLe1stAndOnly
Well... you can still be together but... you just can't do anything sexual with each other. At least, not for another 6 months.
GlitterInTheDarkNearTheTannhauserGate
There are quite a few states/countries where it's legal. This law is on societal acceptance.
SilverJig
I'm 21 and my girlfriend is 17. We live in Canada though, so there's nothing illegal about it... :p
Teas
I'm 25, but I look 15. You can imagine my problems. Oh, my problems. *Covers head and buries face into desk in misery*
sonofabattlecry
Just turned 30. Bouncers still ask me for ID (drinking age is 18 here...) Asian genes.
Arracor
As someone who's repelled by underage anything but likes that young, cute look (when it's a legal adult)..... ...sup?
TheGingerBeardedBiologist
I have the same problem. Facial hair (and impeding baldness) helps in case you're a dude.
SirForeverAloneEsquireLe1stAndOnly
Lucky! I'm 25 but people told me I already look like I'm in my 30s! D: The oldest I was told was 37!!! D': *cries in corner*
Teas
At least you don't constantly have jailbait trying to pick you up. My ideal would be a 27ish partner, but older peeps don't look my way. -_-
SirForeverAloneEsquireLe1stAndOnly
Pssh! At least, you have people looking at you. I can't even get a glimpse :'( Hence my username.
internationalexplorer
It's worse the other way... I'm 18 look 35 and I'm already going grey. I look like a damn pedophile when I'm out with my girlfriend...
Teas
At least you look handsome! Grey hair is so pretty!
internationalexplorer
Hahaha!!! Thanks I guess. Enjoy your gentetic fountain of youth!
TotinosPizzaRolls
I'm nearly 23 and everyone at work who hasn't talked to me thinks i'm about 17
Teas
I went the route of making a game out of it. See how long they continue to be condescending towards me, then drop, "I was born in the 80s."
TotinosPizzaRolls
If you were born in 89 and claim to be an 80s kid
RedStarBeograd
Where I worked, when I was 21 everyone thought that I had like 35 lol, later they noticed my stupidity.
prettierandyoungerbutnotanybetteroff
That awkward moment where your coworkers think you're their ages (18-19, 20 max) and then find out you're turning 26 next month :).
TotinosPizzaRolls
I had a guy ask when grade i'm in and what school I go to, and I'm like i graduated 4 years ago
spaghettilegs
My husband and I are 22 and 29 (I'm about to be 23) and we got married at 19 and 25 :)
SirForeverAloneEsquireLe1stAndOnly
Congrats! But, I still don't feel comfortable with someone that young especially since my brother is about to turn 21 next week.
thecrayonisred
I was 19 when I met my then-25 year old boyfriend. It feels fine because we're both in the same stage in life (university students) (1/2)
thecrayonisred
and, apparently, I'm mature for my age. Or he's immature for his.
Cheesecakecrush
Go with him being immature, because "maturity" scaling on females is vastly different than their perception.
prettierandyoungerbutnotanybetteroff
I'm 25 and my bf is 18. When I look at the numbers, it feels fucky. When I look at him, the numbers don't matter :). Never say never, yo.
prettierandyoungerbutnotanybetteroff
For reference, I veeeery much dislike younger people. He makes me entirely forget he's 18. I would've never thought this would happen.
IveSeenEnoughWeirdShitToday
As a 19 year old dating a 25 year old girl... shit just kind of happens. Age doesn't necessarily determine maturity level.
SirForeverAloneEsquireLe1stAndOnly
PEDOPHILE!!!! lol j/k nah, I don't feel comfortable for them being that young. Most still have that whole "high school kid" thinking process
prettierandyoungerbutnotanybetteroff
I've adapted to feeling like a pedophile xD. And yes, that HS kid mentality is very obvious. Idk how, but he somehow isn't like that.
SirForeverAloneEsquireLe1stAndOnly
Yeah, that's why I said "most". I know some are much more mature (like myself) than others when they reach that age.
prettierandyoungerbutnotanybetteroff
All I can say is that my love life has been hell, and once you've been through so much wrong, you know right when you find it. I'm lucky :).
SirForeverAloneEsquireLe1stAndOnly
That's good to hear :)
mechanimated
I think this rule is really dumb and generally used as an excuse by people trying to explain hooking up with someone much younger than (1)
wisconsincheese
I'm 25 in one month and my rule is you have to be at least 21 for me to date...not like I date, BUT STILL! Be able to drink legally at least
SirForeverAloneEsquireLe1stAndOnly
Yeah, that's exactly why the lowest I'd go is 21. I don't drink much but still. It's just more so in case we go out and grab a drink :)
condoulo
So 21 in US, 19 in Canada, and 16-18 for most other civilized countries?
ImASexyUnicorn
I'm 27 and there's no way I'd want to date a 20.5 year old. Ugggghh
RedStarBeograd
Wait until you have 40. You'll say "daaamn FatalityX was right, fucking FatalityX"
SandNigga
Totally, mostly because I know how stupid I was when I was 20
Shlits
I'm 22, that counts right
mechanimated
them. Personally, I find it weird. I'd never date someone more than a few years older or younger than I am for a variety of reasons. (2)
SirForeverAloneEsquireLe1stAndOnly
Yup, that's why I said I prefer girls a little younger or a little older than me :) Dating someone much younger IS weird.
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
that's what the government wants you to believe!
jymhtysy
You screwed it up. ;-; think*
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
That's what the...
AUsernameNotTaken
That doesn't work if you're under a certain age and have something resembling morals.
gewalt
what? can you be a bit more specific? at what age is that rule not a good one?
GreaterDog
18-20 really, for the creep-youth matchup.
AUsernameNotTaken
Call me a prude or whatever, but I'm 18. 18 / 2 + 7 = 16. In my eyes that's basically an adult dating a teenager and seems weird, y'know?
jexsam
Sounds fine to me. Any lower than 15 would be skeevy but 16, while low, isn't an uncomfortable difference from 18.
Toonight
Did you feel like you achieved maximum adultness the moment you turned 18? 16 and 18 are pretty damn close in that regard.
AUsernameNotTaken
I'm still wrapping my head around the fact that I'm legally an adult.
Sistermavage
Two years apart isnt that big. I think its just 18 being the legal adult age making that seem weird.
puuq
18 is still a teenager, chances are you would have a lot more in common with a 16 year old than a 25 year old.
gewalt
hahahaha, yall kids
AUsernameNotTaken
Yep. Legally an adult and not even close to one mentally.
lonepolarbear
The formula breaks below age 14.
gewalt
theres a good reason for that
lonepolarbear
You asked at what age the formula doesn't work.