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Sleepy cat tax.
ambiencenever
Dawkins' non-religion books are fun ways of learning how these critters actually came about.
damogen
#3 it’s a classical game designer dilemma. In order to make some things awesome you have to make other things bad
SpeedbumpChuck
Bless you child. This is the lords work.
insomniac24x7
I didn’t expect this, but I forgot last time I genuinely laughed so hard. Thank you @OP
zenton
The mushroom one makes me laugh every time.
pattyymac
Hammerhead Shark is a fucking badass name...
caustickiwii
And they have a cool nose to boot. Now blobfish, on the other hand...
whyismyusernametakenalready
I always love tropical parrot because I'm originally from NZ, where we have Keas, an alpine parrot.
joeyvelour
Jawesome19
I bet you these aren't even real conversations
CitrusLimon
I sense a story for the next Jumanji-esque movie: God and angels for some reason decide to create new animals that fall from the sky.
PeterTheRabbit
Uhm I'm pretty sure the fish in the ocean wouldnt say that the water is undrinkable.... js
jbcars4life
I can't help but imagine Matthew McConaughey as God in all of these.
UnsolicitedRichardPicture
#1 maybe if some of us weren’t made allergic to milk and dairy, we wouldn’t look for alternatives. That said, oat milk is gross
ScourgeOfAges
I just upvoted to 777 points
ZedBandit
Imma ask for more of these memes.
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
Checkmate atheists.
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
“Maam, this is Call of Duty.l
tbonepatron3
DukeDarkwood
#13 Consider the coconut.
Blackfinity
These read like god memes written by Seth MacFarlane.
MaxKorban
For the parrot one, I decided it was Iago. I feel good about that decision.
LobstahSoul
poplasia
radunicorn
This is exactly how I imagine Pokemon were created
throwawaynumber82
Posts like this make me wonder what it must be like being an angel and dealing with this eccentric motherfucker...
throwawaynumber82
Someone make me a comic of this shit
TerribleAwful
EverydayIdleness
Came for the twitter shots, upvoted for the cute cat.
birdy24
Same.
folkscallmehi
mydogismorephotogenicthanme
Uhhh . . . we're still DOING THE THINGS!!
elganif
One flaw, Jesus was not puished for doing 'the things' he was punished for openly breaking roman law. He preached a religion that was not >
elganif
the one dictated by the Roman rulers. Son of god or not he broke that law of the land and was fairly punished for his crimes by that law.
ISmellDeadPeople
Fuck the police.
dahzed
Pilate said, “I find no fault in this man.” And told the Jews to judge him according to their law and finally washed his hands of it all
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
SoggyWheatbiks
Nice meme, but i don't really care for music.
poscduke
But it goes like this, the 4th the 5th, the minor fall and the major lift
KellyanneAlternativeFacts
I finally learned some music theory and understand. The song is in the key of C major. The 4th and 5th diatonic chords are F and G, then
KellyanneAlternativeFacts
A minor, then back to F (major) to lift back up. Hallelujah.
galeoctober
Which is also called "Text Painting" in music theory - where the lyrics demonstrate the annotated movement of the piece!
PhoenixPerson
The baffled king composing hallelujah
MacaulayCulpable
"Lean/Leaning on the frog button" is now my go-to for any and all situations.
Maitrify
I absolutely lost it at that one
ZeusOutOfTen
Is it though? Have you actually shifted your vocabulary?
CmRock136
I don’t get it. What does it mean?
snoffler
One of the plagues that god visited on pharoah in Moses' time was an absolute shitton of frogs everywhere
stonedlikeicheckedoutmedusa
You need to do one of those “super oversimplified but nonetheless technically accurate” posts. I’d read that & learn some things
Raginchopsuey
Can you use this In a sentence? Asking for a friend..
Shimobe
"That first half was utter horseshit! Y'all gotta stop leanin' on the frog button and get out there and win!"
BoomerKeith
Get in a car accident: “ sorry, I was leaning on the frog button”.
ImOPsMom
This in a sentence.
MacaulayCulpable
Why you leaning on my frog button homie? Tryna get jumped on or what?
davegsm82
Foot to the floor, don't let up, lean on the frog button as long as you can and send it.
MacaulayCulpable
"With all due respect and her informed consent, I'd like to lean on her frog button , if you catch my frisbee..."
MacaulayCulpable
"Why didn't you try to put out the fire?" "I guess I was leaning on the frog button bro. Won't happen again. I promise."
MacaulayCulpable
"In this life, you have choices. Options. Paths that only you can choose. Just make sure you don't find yourself leanin on the frog button."
MacaulayCulpable
If you aren't leaning on the frog button, the fuckin frog button is by God leaning on you.
mikeatike
I said "fuck yeah, lent" A friend: "but you're an atheist", me: "yeah but I love fries fish sandwiches and perogis"
mikeatike
I even go down to a catholic church in my neighborhood for fish. Lots of home baked goods too. We need a food based atheist event.
myotherusernameismyotherusername
mikeatike
I mean, besides getting hammered at sunday morning brunch
kc2syk
My people
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
I just call it Dinner.