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Nov 20, 2021 6:45 AM
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AllHailTheMoose
TossABabyYodaToYourWitcher
#1 haha addiction funny
idonotthinkitownswhatyouthinkitowns
Nice dump @op. Well curated.
NLOVNI
Concur
weidermeijer
The McDonald’s straw and lid always reminds me of the Brazilian instrument the culca.
JellyNips
The lid also reminds me of that trap from saw 2
Evilpercy
#33 my dad would honk the car horn and wave ?. Its full of people and no one waves.
weidermeijer
Those truck unloading systems are cool. The driver is still in the cab.
JellyNips
Wait really? I love that ?
LurkerOfDarkness
#5 Q also found it better in the past when it had character, inquisitions, holy wars...
Trowserbear
#1 is playing heads up 7 up
TheActualFBI
#47 In my country, no one would seek justice for such morronic reason since it takes, sometimes, many years to get a sentence on something1
TheActualFBI
1000x more important. I can image the face of a judge reading the case in his desk for the first time and realising he made a huge mistake2
TheActualFBI
in his career choice.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
This was excellent. I stole many memes and redistributed them
Gamemaster64
#6 so what was your name again? Yes.
capefling
Quality dump! Nice one :)
Someshithead241
#12 The amount of times people come up, ask me if we have something and I say "we've not got that in stock" and they just stand there,
Someshithead241
Staring at me. Like we don't have it, fuck off. Why do I need to tell you that 3 times before you leave?
JellyNips
Right? It's like it doesn't compute or something.
somethingsomethingmcbob
#35 my grandmother had to sell the farm because late rain ruined their entire cotton crop and bankrupted them.
JellyNips
Damn, that's unfortunate. Did they financially recover after? I realize you said bankrupt but I meant after that was all said and done
somethingsomethingmcbob
She was a child at the time. They moved from Arkansas to LA. They managed.
JellyNips
Ahh ok, I'm glad they did
Hellothisisduck
Did the guy from #11 get in the car eventually?
JellyNips
My bad, I thought it uploaded the whole video. Is there a length limit for uploading videos?
JellyNips
Yes at the end, he gets Otis to walk across and step on the button.
weidermeijer
Bad Otis. ‘Baby Elephant Walk’ is one of the ten worst pieces of music ever.
JellyNips
Otis is the pup, he's an angel. Tad is the human
0plus1plus0
Nice dump but had to downvoted. Fuck shit tok.
EntropyReign
hating tiktok the app is the correct choice. hating content that came from there is silly, since your getting content and not supporting it.
0plus1plus0
Hating everything about it and the horse it rode in on is the right choice. If it has that watermark I will hate it.
JellyNips
That's just depriving yourself of the joy of laughter, my dude
Esdog
#18 I have this thought many times a day :(
RoscoeDeBoscoe
#20 I hate to admit that I am this person, have been since my early twenties. I get up early and want to get shit done
JellyNips
Good for you for being productive!
RoscoeDeBoscoe
I feel like this is sarcasm, but in case not, thank you
JellyNips
It wasn't, I promise. I realized how it looked after I posted it but I didn't know how to word it different without using emojis.
ProfessorMatt
jerrybrad
Banana is a berry
JellyNips
Aren't berries fruit too? Or is that wrong?
jerrybrad
Nope fruit, vegetable, and berry are three different groups
JellyNips
Ahh ok, I learned something today! Thank you!
HandsomePenguin
#28 neat!
ReverseSyzygy
thought it was gonna be a joke about mental health (triggered)
JellyNips
Indeed!
SmoeAhsolse
Video https://youtu.be/34NpyA2OuaE
Fortherea
How does this not show the resolution? Dude walks from side to side, dog follows, eventually presses button
JellyNips
Sorry, I don't know why it cut the video short. I'm new to the whole posting videos thing
Fortherea
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/dgxlrt/dog_locks_car_strands_owner_outside_cows_refuse/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x
JJIsaac
THANK YOU
zafner
#16 See, the joke is that he's a big person and the dog is very small. It's unexpected because of the size difference.
chromed
I thought the joke was that the kitten turned him white...
JellyNips
Nah he's in a shadow at the beginning
Potatostein
kitten-est lookin' dog i've ever seen.
SmoeAhsolse
https://imgur.com/FME2AvG