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Shroomie101
It gives him great poise but means he's gonna be fat rolling
CelticPuppy
That looks amazing! I wish I had that as a kid
ReginaldJTrotsfield
PRAISE THE SON!
tee2theT
"Giant Robot" offspring.
ForestLibrarian
Sir Card of Board.
BellsTheorem
Bidi bidi
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
I'm 40, I want a suit of armor too.
foll0
Same here and my fat ass would need a lot of cardboard
manowar669
Looks like Twiki, from Buck Rogers.
pieter42
So... How about a step-by-steo
Blumpykin
Havel the Box.
jjskronski
What's the power outlet on the butt for?
Jimb0nes
DIY sauce you dick
TallLightnHandsome
Pretty cool! I would have loved something like that hen I was a kid.
Andy1rn
I'd like something like that now.
ColdMorning
Looks like something from Ikea
Mayyybe
Amazing! Will you post pictures of the finished suit? (Please)
BishopEFX
He looks like Twiki from Buck Rogers
Stolentoken
profHeadcrab
When mom won't let you go out crusading with the other kids in the neighborhood.
SpanishInquisitioner
+15 Defence, -73% Fire Resistance
TehStoner
TheYoungBear
what's that off, I'm getting a kind of stargate vibe
TehStoner
Stargate
artman55555
silver spray paint would be a nice finish.
CyrilConnolly
Don't forget a nice Jerusalem cross.
Lilithet
Cover it in aluminum tape to make it shiny...
RulesOfImgur
Aluminum foil
YourFriendlyNeighbourhoodEcologist
Shiny armour has never been used.
DarthFluffyBottom
You can also buff and paint it a bit to make more realistic
CreepyPhlox
I've never been able to make duct tape stick to cardboard.
PopeyeTheSailor
i made paladin armor out of KFC chicken buckets before
samsneed
OliverMcDairyQueen
I’ll cover you in aluminum tape
eroso
I can confirm it works. I once made myself a shredder suit for a costume party - used aluminium tape.
insertaclevernamehere
they did paint! https://mymodernmet.com/knight-cardboard-costume-diy/
3654798521
up you go!
suntzupup
what? no! make it again but out of steel to make it shiny!
LeggoMyAhegao
This man incandescents!
SirDavosSeaworth
Are you secretly @mistersavage
Lilithet
Indeed not, but I learn from the best.
vidosic
Also works as a bonus to stop the government planting messages in your child’s brain!
5po0ky
Nah, use 3M DiNoc Carbon Fiber instead!!
Flexpert
alternatively you could throw the armour (your choice whether the child is in it) into a vat of molten steel.
Optimixto
Vloddamick
The up-vote of Imgur!
LeaderBeans
Oh, I see. She's taken a downvote, and she's covered it in bioluminescent algae...as a diversion.
draconus77
Professor Chaos!
ThatJerkOnTheInternet
best way is spray glue, then alum. foil. Its ends up looking better and is way cheaper.
ab47203
Or aluminum tape...literally the same thing but in strips with the glue already on
ThatJerkOnTheInternet
Way more expensive, tends to come off easier, and you have to deal with lining up the seams.
ab47203
And with foil you have one chance to get it on right it'll rip if you try and adjust it it's very fragile and you have to line up seams
ab47203
Also you have to keep it from wrinkling meaning you likely need a new roll
Notforhire
I was gonna say paint or spray paint might be easier but that shiny duct tape would look awesome
Jufasa
Aluminum tape is better than shiny duct tape for a metallic finish. It is a roll of sticky backed aluminum
oneofthecalled
Duct tape would add to the integrity of the armor
oneofthecalled
And it couldn't rub off and possible get on your candy
DuctTapeDave
That's what I came here to say.
IPeeInCheerios
+17 defence
Flavonoidz
Immediately does a barrel role on the sofa and fucks up hours of work
catapulter
i want to coat it in fiberglass so bad...
HttpWayne
Having made some stuff I bet it took days or at least 1 full day to make.
PerroMalcriado
that's the problem, these look cool but a child would destroy them in seconds
TheUpdootist
Wouldn't there be something somewhat cheap and easy to apply that would strengthen it considerably?
TheUpdootist
Other than the blood of your mortal enemies.
KeeleonOhms
This could would die so quick in Dark Souls.
EZMONEY98
light weight means you could roll around faster
vwyx
Dark Souls always has at least one armor set that's just edgy robes or rags.
Jagadid
And a kid probably wouldn't run out of stamina ever. Iframes half the time. The
bk222
The old "wrapping paper sword dilemma"
LeaderBeans
Ah, you mean the transition from sword to nunchuks.
BakedAlaskan
This describes Christmas Eve with my brothers every year. Thank you.
obsidiancolossus
grab like $20 worth of chrome paint from home depot or lowes.....
bestbuddygorilla
"Beedy beedy beedy...."
anagramformongo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oFX7IgLlDk
humptyblargh
What's up, Buck?
ShowMeYourButtonhole
Thank you.
FaeryVixen
lol yup, that's him
WeirdandOdd
HeDistinctlySaidToBlaaave
"Aw, Buck!"
NZSheeps
Glad I'm not the only one who thought that
bestbuddygorilla
Me too!
mghicks
Old imgurians unite!
ledge
I'm not old, I'm well-seasoned!
zipsline4
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
By your command
FuzzyX
We are the Cylons, prepare to be Islamed!
Kovares
The promised virgins?
Derpyholic030
Kitt looks different than i remember...
svtv1
The new isis 3000?
Ryni96
Frakkin toaster !!! :D
Lilithet
Not sure how this is relevant to anything, but it is f-ing awesome.
Llamahappy
yeah, it was random
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
Am I the only one who got scared of those
Sauroctonus
Cylons or head-scarves?
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
Haha, cylons
FuzzyX
Good would not exist if there was no bad.
SteamyVents316
Sure there would, it would just all be good.