Jul 24, 2017 2:13 AM
7Daddies
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And square is for...Am I that old?
Deamon0508
So, oval for a chick and square for a dong?
lowcaloriedarkness
Had a 86 cutlass supreme, shag blue interior, bench seat for lovin, square was for ignition, oval was to open door the gas tank.
astrogeek
Door and ignition.
thisisnotatakenname
Doors. Ignition.
Boomboomyeahshaketheroom
Ho-ley crap! I'm just old enough to remember these existed but not old enough to have understood why they were different.
icantstoplickingmymustache
This is not good for a horror movie scenario.
ItsZones
As a former owner of an old k5 blazer, it doesn't really matter, you can get in and steal the car with no keys.
DoesItreallymatterwhoIam
wtf was/is wrong with the american car industry... never seen something like that in Europe
marsgoose
Saved money since they didn't need to sync door and ignition locks, also you could idle the car and lock it up, so heat or AC keeps running.
Also you had an option of cutting both keys into one, still had to insert it the right way.
johndeyeti
I bag these on the regular at my work. If ya'll are curious it's OPGI in Cali
absolutezero182
I'm 23. Had these keys on my first car. It was a 1992 buick regal. Thing was a fucking tank
TheMayorOfTittyCity
Neither of these keys are going to open shit
Khanaar
Oval#1 is for passenger door, oval #2 is for driver door you got from u-pull-it, screw driver is for start.
mdr4118
86 white cutlass cierra
akducks2
I had an 88 F-150 (I6)-two keys and the high beam button was on the floor- I miss that truck.
bluey82d
In Australia the oval was for the boot (trunk) and the square for doors and ignition.
WhattaYaLookingFor
Why two keys? Oh America! Imperial system, temperature in F, money all the same color, two keys -- how else can you be complicated?
MrMaterial
Fun fact: on GM police vehicles, like the Caprice 9c1, the oval key was for both! (No square key)
rememberlickingdoorknobsisillegalonotherplanets
F is for friends who do stuff together...
azqxwce
Oval: Door. Square: Ignition
AbominableToaster
I'm using these keys still. I need a new car
WedsBunneh
Heh. I have those keys. I own a 79 Firebird.
Slorpthegillman
Both were for my bitchin '89 Buick Century Wagon with wood paneled exterior
ialwaysupvotestevebuscemi
Every once in a while I still try the wrong damn key on my Firebird.
wtoddp
Hyep. I drove a '76 Delta 88 in high school. I didn't have many friends, but I could fit them ALL in my car.
avastmehearty
My parents had one, I almost totaled it driving to a job interview. My dad probably wished it had been totaled, it was getting old...
HeatherWhatever
Did you have the 8-track player in yours? Also the optional passenger mirror and back seatbelts.
8 track and belts, but no mirror. I replaced the 8tr with cassette and my dad was worried cause it would no longer be "factory" lol
YeetPirate
I had a 92 Toyota pickup with a bench seat and my backpack took up the passenger side. I could fit all of my friends in there too
MisterWho
In the backpack?
HoochIsCrazzy
My first car was a White '78 Delta 88 in high school. Shag carpet and everything. Called it the White Whale!
That's awesome :)
My sister drove a '79 Delta 88. We called that car The Beast. It was rear ended by a semi and barely damaged the car.
Lol mine had several names. Beast was one, until I had an accident and it was dubbed Tyrannosaurus Wreck. Then my dad had it /
repainted, for some reason a different color from the original brown to a horrible orange, and it became The Pumpkin.
IronLion84
Holy crap, it's been so long I forgot there used to be two separate keys.
ChloeRed
I don't think I've ever known a car need 2 separate keys unless there's been a fault.
I use these keys now...
TheCreamster
What kind of vehicle do you drive?
98 Pontiac Bonneville
JermZzZz1
Rust bucket of a boat lelz
Freightshaker
Oval for the trunk; square for the door and ignition.
Mastern8r
Nope, here's the manual for your young ass.
Mistruths
Different years. Yours is younger.
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
My dad had a key cut with the square pattern on one side, and the oval on the other side. Only one key needed, but it was unidirectional.
ddoubledash197
Square is for ignition and oval is for trunk.
mangrovia
Anyone remember when the locks would get so worn out you had to spend a good while working this key in? I lots hours in high school to this
Also, "that's what she said"
dadmonster83
Nothing because they haven't been cut yet.
where2bee2
Was looking for this comment
WatcheroftheWays
I like the cut of your jib
Oval is for Open; Square is for Start
RoomIlluminator
Square is for doors/ignition, oval is for t-tops. (99 Camaro)
ColdStorm37
Oval is for doval square is for care
EyeTri
Ford's also came with two keys until the early 90's...
theuniverseissoup
This is really handy. I hope it's right.
Youropinionisirrelevant
It is
70-72: square is door and ignition; oval is trunk and glove box. 73-81: square is only ignition and oval is trunk, door, and glove box.
JosephMcCovery
I think 73-81 should include some 82-85 GM vehicles. I know my mom's 84 Cutlass Supreme had the same key setup.
I can't remember how my 82' Caprice was, but my 70' Chevelle was like the above.
damien309
Fuckin GM. Shit hasn't changed apparently. I got a fob for the doors and a separate key for the ignition. 2016 edition
ideologist
You didn't get the LTZ, eh?
I've been in plenty of places where that is helpful, guest parking lots where its just stacked up cars and you need to leave your ign key.
DecepticonCustomerService
Smaller key for gas cap (not shown)
XanderWrites
Never had a key to my gas tank
Nah, that key's lost, they're just using a pocket knife to open the locking gas cap.
youreawesome
Lost that key on a trip, had a dude at Auto Zone break open the gas cap with a hammer so I could buy a replacement.
Deamon0508
So, oval for a chick and square for a dong?
lowcaloriedarkness
Had a 86 cutlass supreme, shag blue interior, bench seat for lovin, square was for ignition, oval was to open door the gas tank.
astrogeek
Door and ignition.
thisisnotatakenname
Doors. Ignition.
Boomboomyeahshaketheroom
Ho-ley crap! I'm just old enough to remember these existed but not old enough to have understood why they were different.
icantstoplickingmymustache
This is not good for a horror movie scenario.
ItsZones
As a former owner of an old k5 blazer, it doesn't really matter, you can get in and steal the car with no keys.
DoesItreallymatterwhoIam
wtf was/is wrong with the american car industry... never seen something like that in Europe
marsgoose
Saved money since they didn't need to sync door and ignition locks, also you could idle the car and lock it up, so heat or AC keeps running.
marsgoose
Also you had an option of cutting both keys into one, still had to insert it the right way.
johndeyeti
I bag these on the regular at my work. If ya'll are curious it's OPGI in Cali
absolutezero182
I'm 23. Had these keys on my first car. It was a 1992 buick regal. Thing was a fucking tank
TheMayorOfTittyCity
Neither of these keys are going to open shit
Khanaar
Oval#1 is for passenger door, oval #2 is for driver door you got from u-pull-it, screw driver is for start.
mdr4118
86 white cutlass cierra
akducks2
I had an 88 F-150 (I6)-two keys and the high beam button was on the floor- I miss that truck.
bluey82d
In Australia the oval was for the boot (trunk) and the square for doors and ignition.
WhattaYaLookingFor
Why two keys? Oh America! Imperial system, temperature in F, money all the same color, two keys -- how else can you be complicated?
MrMaterial
Fun fact: on GM police vehicles, like the Caprice 9c1, the oval key was for both! (No square key)
rememberlickingdoorknobsisillegalonotherplanets
F is for friends who do stuff together...
azqxwce
Oval: Door. Square: Ignition
AbominableToaster
I'm using these keys still. I need a new car
WedsBunneh
Heh. I have those keys. I own a 79 Firebird.
Slorpthegillman
Both were for my bitchin '89 Buick Century Wagon with wood paneled exterior
ialwaysupvotestevebuscemi
Every once in a while I still try the wrong damn key on my Firebird.
wtoddp
Hyep. I drove a '76 Delta 88 in high school. I didn't have many friends, but I could fit them ALL in my car.
avastmehearty
My parents had one, I almost totaled it driving to a job interview. My dad probably wished it had been totaled, it was getting old...
HeatherWhatever
Did you have the 8-track player in yours? Also the optional passenger mirror and back seatbelts.
wtoddp
8 track and belts, but no mirror. I replaced the 8tr with cassette and my dad was worried cause it would no longer be "factory" lol
YeetPirate
I had a 92 Toyota pickup with a bench seat and my backpack took up the passenger side. I could fit all of my friends in there too
MisterWho
In the backpack?
HoochIsCrazzy
My first car was a White '78 Delta 88 in high school. Shag carpet and everything. Called it the White Whale!
wtoddp
That's awesome :)
HeatherWhatever
My sister drove a '79 Delta 88. We called that car The Beast. It was rear ended by a semi and barely damaged the car.
wtoddp
Lol mine had several names. Beast was one, until I had an accident and it was dubbed Tyrannosaurus Wreck. Then my dad had it /
wtoddp
repainted, for some reason a different color from the original brown to a horrible orange, and it became The Pumpkin.
IronLion84
Holy crap, it's been so long I forgot there used to be two separate keys.
ChloeRed
I don't think I've ever known a car need 2 separate keys unless there's been a fault.
AbominableToaster
I use these keys now...
TheCreamster
What kind of vehicle do you drive?
AbominableToaster
98 Pontiac Bonneville
JermZzZz1
Rust bucket of a boat lelz
Freightshaker
Oval for the trunk; square for the door and ignition.
Mastern8r
Nope, here's the manual for your young ass.
Mistruths
Different years. Yours is younger.
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
My dad had a key cut with the square pattern on one side, and the oval on the other side. Only one key needed, but it was unidirectional.
ddoubledash197
Square is for ignition and oval is for trunk.
mangrovia
Anyone remember when the locks would get so worn out you had to spend a good while working this key in? I lots hours in high school to this
mangrovia
Also, "that's what she said"
dadmonster83
Nothing because they haven't been cut yet.
where2bee2
Was looking for this comment
WatcheroftheWays
I like the cut of your jib
HoochIsCrazzy
Oval is for Open; Square is for Start
RoomIlluminator
Square is for doors/ignition, oval is for t-tops. (99 Camaro)
ColdStorm37
Oval is for doval square is for care
EyeTri
Ford's also came with two keys until the early 90's...
theuniverseissoup
This is really handy. I hope it's right.
Youropinionisirrelevant
It is
Freightshaker
70-72: square is door and ignition; oval is trunk and glove box. 73-81: square is only ignition and oval is trunk, door, and glove box.
JosephMcCovery
I think 73-81 should include some 82-85 GM vehicles. I know my mom's 84 Cutlass Supreme had the same key setup.
Freightshaker
I can't remember how my 82' Caprice was, but my 70' Chevelle was like the above.
damien309
Fuckin GM. Shit hasn't changed apparently. I got a fob for the doors and a separate key for the ignition. 2016 edition
ideologist
You didn't get the LTZ, eh?
WatcheroftheWays
I've been in plenty of places where that is helpful, guest parking lots where its just stacked up cars and you need to leave your ign key.
DecepticonCustomerService
Smaller key for gas cap (not shown)
XanderWrites
Never had a key to my gas tank
7Daddies
Nah, that key's lost, they're just using a pocket knife to open the locking gas cap.
youreawesome
Lost that key on a trip, had a dude at Auto Zone break open the gas cap with a hammer so I could buy a replacement.