Clucktoberfest…

Oct 18, 2025 12:45 PM

tractorist

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Chicken and beer. Interesting meal combinations.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this what the recipe meant by "beer chicken"?

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is probably how you get some kind of disease.

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's funny as fucking hell, but uh. Get a new beer. Last thing you'd want is whatever that chicken was just pecking in it, and although its extremely unlikely, I wouldn't want the chance of an H5N1 contamination.

11 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Just getting her beak wet.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Let it have it. That beak is disgusting.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And that is how I met you mother's bird flu virus. Rest in peace

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

This drunks the chicken.

11 months ago | Likes 109 Dislikes 0

Yeah, most animals have absurdly low alcohol tolerance. Even a tiny human can drink a 200lb animal under the table quite easily.

11 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

And yet almost every animal enjoys some form of intoxication

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's one way to marinate your chicken...

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's made from grain.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Marinated chicken for dinner

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Had one eat the end of a joint i was smoking once, guess they call em roaches for a reason.

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Why do they call it a roach clip? Pot holder was already taken. =]

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cute!

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"The Druncken Cock" sounds like a great British pub's name.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's like their normal food in liquid form.

11 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

give him a cup dudes!

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

when I was a kid we had chickens and they learned to drink beer out of my dad's beer can when he offered it to them.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Go ask for brand new pints, boys. No use in getting bird flu over it lol. Those belong to the chicken now 😂

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Party fowl

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Do you want salmonella? Because that's how you get salmonella.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

As a German who is currently sinning against the german purity law by drinking Danish beer, it is a pain deep in my body to see someone drinking beer from a plastic cup.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

These uns are glass, but unfortunately too many brits have the habit of smashing glasses over peoples faces.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No plastic cup in this video. Check the markings on the glass. Definitely glass glass

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

How much beer would a chicken have to drink to be drunk? Like a thimble's worth I'd say.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Let it keep at it, then once it dies, you throw it on the grill

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

11 months ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 0

Been there

11 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

somehow his laugh just sounds wholesome and he seems like a nice guy. Like he's do the same to a buddy if there was no danger, just teasing

11 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Let him sleep it off

11 months ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Isn't this really dangerous for a bird... Looks like it's dying

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I have doubts it's true at all, but if it is still alive after a whole night it's probably not gonna die

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My budgie would drink martini she would destry the cage if we wouldnt give her some, and she lived 15 years, so..... yes its bad, and yes one case is not standard average.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Do you want bird flu? Because this is how you get bird flu. Lol

11 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Not if you take care of your birds. If the bird isn’t sick, it has nothing to spread.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Feathered little Velocirapors...

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Feathered little velociraptors that want a beer

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You shouldn't drink anything that someone just stuck their pecker in.

11 months ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

That's why I only use extra virgin olive oil

11 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It's only Extra Virgin because it's made from really ugly olives.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of the time I went to costco and devirginized the olive oil aisle

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Made it extra virgin huh

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Chickens are scavengers, if it has any caloric value whatsoever they will eat it. Also, time to get a new beer, Jeebus knows what nasty stuff that beak was just pecking at

11 months ago | Likes 305 Dislikes 6

Alcohol is self sterilizing

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 10

Its only sterilizing about 60% or so. Beer only has at max 12-14% for heavy. Standard beers are only 4-6%

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Literally nothing serious

11 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 6

Plus whatever the Chicken is carrying, psittacosis, feather mites, pneumonia etc

11 months ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

I think it’s spelled *pistachio

11 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I'm sure the alcohol will kill the bird flu?

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Would you bet a case of bird flu against a substance that's most likely only 3.5% alcohol?

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Best to drink 6 or more to be sure

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

lots of animals enjoy inebriation and will seek it out. It's pretty interesting

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I recall a foto from Africa of multiple kinds of critters (including geraffes and elephants) passed out underneath a free dropping spoiled fruit with a little alcohol.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I had a hash dealer who's dog drank light beer on Friday nights. That mutt lived to be like 15 so I don't think it was that bad for him.

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yep that chicken definitely needs a new beer, hope he didn’t catch anything

11 months ago | Likes 132 Dislikes 4

Fosters bird flu

11 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

Which you wont get from this

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Because of the alcohol content of the beer? Or because bird flu prefers a nice Chianti?

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

The alcohol doesnt help, but this is not the primary way of transmission.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0