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May 10, 2017 4:47 PM
Kravery
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TheBrickumentarian
Designer knew what they were doing.
ItsMeLyric
Ah, our rival school.... Emmaus here :D
FFFFFFFANNNY
looks like the millennium falcon.
SOURCECODE01
Whoever was the bastard that designed this school, he knew EXACTLY what he was doing.
jriley154
This has to be on purpose
WookieeBoogiee
Why does it look like the millenium falcon
Ulminia
somehow i think some one pulled something over school officials and good for them lol
squirrellbot
I swam in its pool.
tommy0877
Even has a round roof where the dish would be.
yzmotoxer807
It's the glass dome above the cafeteria. Source: I went there ('08).
swedishmetalhead
I never understood why they use a distance unit to measure time...
Kravery
Because the Kessel run is is a smugglers trade route that travels by a cluster of black holes... so anyone who can do it in less parsecs
Kravery
Has to come closer to the danger of the black holes in order to travel shorter so basically have huge nuts and be a good pilot. Boom.
Oriandthemildlyinterestingname
I went to a Parkland High school. Not nearly as impressive though. Unless you count the amount of times police/fire department was called..
DRcPEPPER23
You forgot to zoom out and see the rest of the campus
UndeletedExpletive
Ditto /a/rNKvz
muchadoaboutart28888
Does that not look like the millennium falcon?
mercure
https://media.giphy.com/media/3otPoUkg3hBxQKRJ7y/giphy.gif
nero4ty2
http://imgur.com/EZl0i82
canibFrank
"Don't get cocky, kid!"
notFBIcamsnoop
"Man with hole in front pocket, feels cocky all day"
RockitSaucer
Someone knew exactly what they were doing.
The22ndDoctor
Uhh, less than 12 parsecs, hello.
gooblegobbleoneofus
MyBigMouth
The Falcon did it in less than 12, Parkland could only do it in 12. Damned kids need to buck up their ideas.
The22ndDoctor
http://imgur.com/hdNgncv
bluepopsicles
Rey thought it was 14
keikomoondragon
My cousins went to school there!
I8rmnky
My wife looks like the Millennium Falcon: http://imgur.com/yF7tQnf
Seawolff81
I bet they play a lot of sabacc there
Pawnderlust
That's a huge highschool
PhillipJFrey
But isn't a parsec a unit of measurement, not time?
NorthenEnglishman
Aren't all measurement units units of measurement? I mean, one second is a unit of measurement, as is one meter, one mile per hour...
HanktheHeliotropeShank
Unit of distance, technically...
yzmotoxer807
Exactly, that's the point. It makes sense if you consider getting close to a black hole or something as it was once described to me.
shoelesshistorian
The Kessel Run is an extremely dangerous route leading close to the Maw Cluster of black holes. the closer you get to the black holes, 1/2
shoelesshistorian
The faster your ship has to be to save you, and the bigger your balls have to be. Hence, less distance = faster ship = more awesome smuggler
PostmasterG
Like if going through an asteroid field, you make it through in the shortest distance but at the same speed as your contemporaries...
GrumpySealy
It was reconned to either require getting close to dangerous black holes, or Han testing if Luke/Obi were rubes. Totally not a script error!
IronGravyBoat
Unfortunately I couldn't find any references to it in the movies or TV show, so the retcon was retconned when they retconned the extra stuff
SuperBobKing
It wasn't a retcon, it was just an explanation of why it made sense that wasn't given until after it was pointed out to cover up what was..
SuperBobKing
likely an error.
HanktheHeliotropeShank
I think the star wars nerd community has been over this a lot...
HanktheHeliotropeShank
I hard a rumor that the intent of this line was that Han was trying to impress them with BS and that's my personal favorite justification.
TrotsLikeHorses
A parsec is a unit of distance, not of time.
Twichy
The garbage school will do.
whopbobbaloobop
This...this I like????
LordJohnWhorfin
Millennium Flunkin
Kravery
Nice
melimme
Millenium falcon?
Remiah
first saw the Millenium falcon then realised it was a school
melimme
Same lol
whoareyoutalkingto
I went to school here!
IHaveNipplesGregCouldYouMilkMe
Pornland
Brifi23
Greetings from Bethlehem, Pa!
Foxr601
Schnecksville!
bruhijustwantadifferentusername
Any love for suburban Allentown?
Sppitcher692
Emmaus!
TheLizardKing1969
Just moved to Bethlehem!
ThePeopleInCharge
Easton says whaddup
ilikeddinosaurswheniwaskid
Bethlehem as well
MaximusRyan
Allentown here as well
Mergetvs
Montgomeryville here
CrazyCatLad
I'm down the road from you :)
Mergetvs
Word up
scrissa624
Brenna?
Doc20r
Thought that looked familiar. Catty checking in
Bearsbeatsbattlestargalactic
From Bethlum, too!
AwesomeDude1
Souderton!
Turbz
Live in Sellersville, work in Telford!
CrazyCatLad
Yesss, howdy neighbor.
AwesomeDude1
Hi!
CrazyCatLad
You a fan of Jesse's BBQ? I fucking love that place.
AwesomeDude1
Gonna be honest never heard of it.
Turbz
That place is great, the pulled pork sandwich is great. I go there for lunch a lot, work like 5mins away.
PrincessLeliana
Why is there so much parking space?
SherMattLockSmith
It's a high school, most likely a lot of kids over 16 will be driving to school.
congratufuckinglations
'Murica.
TrumpinmyRodham
Legit space use
ltsDizzyD
How else was he going to make it look like the falcon?
TemporaryUzername
BREAKING NEWS: THIS JUST IN, BUILDINGS & STRUCTURES DO NOT NEED TO BE SQUARES.
OliverVertigoo
Because America.
yzmotoxer807
I went there ('08) and believe me, we needed more parking space.
xuriV
I was gonna' say, I think it could use more. Wicked design though.
Msladyluck
I too can vouch for that ('10) plus leaving was a major pain in the ass
crabpeopledefenseforce
Because the stars & stripes guys can drive with 16.
thecontractor
15 in South Carolina.
Squelchtone
Proper planning.
Madhornet
Don't be fooled, every one of those spaces would be filled by noon, it's quite deceiving.
philbus
Because zoning in America makes you assume 3 cars probably. Even ones that can't even drive yet.
iputonpantsforthis
That's the forward cargo hold.
brainstream
Building codes probably
LionCultBoatOrgey
It's for all the vans that have free candy.
Patlabor
In wealthier areas a large portion of high school students have cars.
Squirglez
If you look closely there are exactly 12 parksecs.
DRcPEPPER23
Only about 3400 students. Should see the back where buses and track is
KillerTofu615
Are you kidding? that wouldn't have been enough parking for just the seniors at my highschool.
merdock379
For cars to park? You've heard of them right?
PortFrosty
High schools have a really bad over crowding problem, my high school and the high schools in the area are 500-1000 kids over the limit
PortFrosty
My school has 500 parking spots for 3000 kids and parking passes for spots sell out within days every school year
PeopleNeedToStopStealingMyOCUsername
I went to a HS with 4.2k at peak. Student parking was paid on campus, staff had a huge lot. Students parked at a trainstation 2 blocks away.
Zeefox
Why didn't they catch the train instead?
PeopleNeedToStopStealingMyOCUsername
On that line there are only 2 other stops within the school district. I personally have only used that train to go into the city.
HodorIsADJ
It's for all the cars.
Cruxador
Americans all drive, even the children.
CandiceFlynn
Largest school district in the state.
ComicLadPetey
Lots of rich kids with nice ass cars for being essentially oversized toddlers. Source: Graduated two years ago from here
fraboli
I wish we had this much parking at my high school, a lot of us had to park on the street!
JadeMcLeod
Because it's called Parkland, duh.
ElGranHambino
You can never have enough. Believe me. I lived across the street from my high school. It was a nightmare.
ISEENICETITS
Because it's got alot of students I went there in highschool.
StephiesJets0020
My graduating class was 1200. Go Long Island
DeathToSwans
Holy hell!
RichieYesitsSpelledRichieNotRitchieNotRichey
EMMAUS REPRESENT
merdock379
Shhh don't tell anyone that!
DRcPEPPER23
Fucking hornets or bees or whatever it was +1
DeathToSwans
I thought 1000 was big for a highschool. That seems so quaint compared to 3300.
caseythefacey
Awkward. My graduating class was like 250.
marifromky
I can't imagine. I went to school with around 480 people
TheRickestofMortys
That's how big my elementary school was.
marifromky
wild stuff. population spread is one of those things that fascinates me to no end. i don't even know why! LOL
KevinMenzel
There were ~2200 at my high school, which was about 2 blocks away from another high school of like ~1400.
Totallyscrewedinaustin
My freshman class was 1000 people. I graduated with 500+ others
Scave
1000 try a high school of 300
thecuteocalypseishere
1000 is big? My high school has 970 and we only take up the 3rd floor and a single 2nd floor hallway in our building.
Overatedisoverated
Whaaaat. My high school has 1300 students and we have a huge building with 3 floors.
thecuteocalypseishere
You probably have so much better traffic flow in your stairwells... Going to and from lunch can be hellish.
headbrah
I graduated with 82 people.
PeopleNeedToStopStealingMyOCUsername
~900 myself, commencement was torture.
sunyudai
I graduated with over 1400.
justahumanonline
Got most of ya'll beat, I graduated with 10 others.
asm80dfa8sdfj
~120 for me. I remember because I was number 118. Surprised I was so close to the top, I didn't think I did very well!!!
KitfoxLovesYou
55 in my graduating class.
marissacincola
40 in my graduating HS class!
Somanyquestions
Do highschoolers all have cars? How old are they in the US?
ARandomHelljumper
You can get a car at 16, which is the average age for most students Year 10-11. Some states are more lenient on permits; early as 15.5 YO.
g011um
Probably 15-18 if it's a Grade 9-12 school. Some kids will get a license in grade 10. Grade 11 & 12 for sure will have one.
VagisilToothpaste
More like 13/14 until they're 17 (most kids I graduated with hadn't turned 18 yet). Licenses by 16, not many had cars tho.
ISEENICETITS
Well 16 for permit and you need a certain amount of hours before you can get the liscence. Most people have cars to drive from parents.
Qumefox
Depends on when. When I was in HS, I got permit at 15 and license at 16. This was early 90's
ARandomHelljumper
It can vary depending on state. Permit age for CA is 15 and a half, plus 40 hours of supervised driving for/until license at 16.
Somanyquestions
Most??? I remember like 10 kids total having cars in my high school.
ISEENICETITS
Rich school rich parents.
RandomAbscessMemories
Probably rural/urban. We had lots of cars, but they were old pickups and shitty gm small cars. Some tractors, too.