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Source https://imgur.com/gallery/NEsxj
Jul 14, 2016 10:08 PM
floatingscreen
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Source https://imgur.com/gallery/NEsxj
floatygoaty
biffyboob
I remember this story. Tis a great one.
TheBrickTamland
RD84
I think this is my favorite story anywhere.
crann
Frank is a son of a bitch
Zipp4Real
You made it look SOOOO much bigger than it was...
SquintEastwood
This could be reposted a literal gajillionty fuckton and I would still be stupidly in love with it
savingmyself
Will never not upvote this...
furryluvr42069
If I had the money I would buy a boat and a net and pick the leeches off any turtles I could catch.
amiherenow23
Its that turtle from, The Amazing World of Gumball.
MachineInterface
Either don't swear like a madman, or don't censor it, this is unreadable.
sixpintsofbitterandquicklyplease
Typing "f**k* instead of "fuck" is pointless. Everyone reads it as "fuck" anyways. What is the rationale behind censoring in this fashion?
sonofkronos
Hey Bowser was just trying to find Peach again
swatz
Fuck snapping turtles, they're complete pricks.
sixpintsofbitterandquicklyplease
The poster doesn't want to say "fuck" but has no problem making everyone reading his story say it in their head. Paradoxical.
jovihenke
I have one in a fish tank ATM he was the size of a quarter when I found him he is now about 8 inches in diameter now his name is tank
laggythetree
I always try and take the turtle to where they are going rather than back to where they came from. they are just going to try again.
AReallyBakedTurtle
Unless that guy is like 8 feet tall that snapper is not 40 lbs
nukenasty9
I didn't know Pokemon can be asshats lol
5chanb
When I was 10-12 I had a whole corral of snapping turtles that we took from the swamp down by the river. Maybe 8 or 10 of them.
OrinPlays
#4 - Man.. Frank.. looks.. PISSED lol
w3eeeeeouuu
Torpedo shotgun pissed got me +1
GuestLogin
His shell looks like a bent hub-cap on the side of the highway.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Frank's an asshole.
3001100113
He aspires to be an evil Gamera.
insongwhang
Still a better lovestory than Twilight.
UnaChronicler
Pond life
gregclark1
You should do children stories.....
seamusgarx
And learn some attributes other then f....
jaderbug12
I would read the shit outta those
PyroDragon
@OP Your first book "Frank, The Pancake-Shelled Dickweed"
kibbypie
I'm gonna do this... although I'm more likely to forget about it. But I like the idea!
MuddyMax
It's a repost
leathersmt
WTG. My wife stopped to get a same size turtle out of street, left car open, had her jewelry making supplies and a newish, Note 3 stolen. 1/
fingersniffinggood
Turtles are lawless thugs.
aubinmagnus
FRANKLIN YOU SON OF A BITCH.