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Mar 19, 2018 10:35 AM
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namesishard
#3 "I have a question about the penis mightier. Will it really mighty my penis man?"
SekomuMasada
#12 No.
InoffensivePablum
Suck it, Trebek!
absoliutenus
is #29 insecure about her double chin ?
heterochromiairidum
A lil bit, yeah. That's the reason why I have a beard.
Asteroidrules
#9 You underestimate people.
AdmJota
I wouldn't put my dick on my keyboard at work or in a jar of pickles or under my cat's chin to scritch it or...
TisCactus
#1 can I pay in head scratchies?
BC2k2
No but you can scratch her butt right above the tail... you know the spot I'm talking about if you are owned by a cat.
GTAVivacious38
Am I the only one who read "barman" as "batman"?
SkillerPenguin
Ahhhh. Nothing like a nice healthy dump in the morning.
Sallvo623
I’ll take the “Penis Mightier” for $1200 Alex
FierceBabble
#39 What does "hinge" guy mean?
SuckMyDinklage
I think hinge is a dating app that's meant to be more mature but I'm not sure
lellebel
Mr. Fat duck. I'm intrigued...
throwyourselftothegroundandmiss
It is shit, Austin!
forgotmyokdpasswordsohereweare
Sorry lady but unless you’re 6ft 9in or dating a legal midget you don’t have to worry about dudes seeing you from that angle
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Pretty sure it was a joke.
SatoriEnlightenment
#56 auks = awkward? Is the thrust of the joke?
SomeCrazyNerd
Thrust hAhA!
SatoriEnlightenment
?
SomeCrazyNerd
SEX! Ha!
Jollytothegreen
#1 Please pay before Purrking. Come on!
SatoriEnlightenment
#2 What region’s phone number is that?
BishlamekGurpgork
#3 how even is that paper supposed to be folding? What the fuck?
Azzurro52
Are we supposed to believe everyone one of those "me and my 5yo" stories actually happened?
goflyblind
#3:
Lobopool8391
ItWasTheOneArmedMan
Anal bum cover
THESHOUTINGTURTLE
LE TITS NOW
GTAVivacious38
There's no upvote being thrown in this gif :(
IndefinetelyTired
The Mazda in #1 looks so happy there's a cat
BillogUncle
Please pay before Purrrrrrking
CheesyComeback
Mazdas always look so happy. That's part of the reason I bought one
discountcomics
#20 yes I am good at sleeping
somethingawesomeandgreat
#1 should be pay before barking
goddessofgreen
Cat Tax was the best
ProfessionalTwatWaffle
That cat, though.
FormulaFuzzball
#3 (I don't know how to tag pictures on mobile) Dat kerning tho
FormulaFuzzball
Oh my sweet baby Spaghetti monster I figured it out. I FIGURED IT OUT GUYS YOU JUST DO A POUND SIGN THEN THE NUMBER AHHHHHHHH
FormulaFuzzball
THIS IS A MUCH BIGGER DEAL THAN MY STUPID COMMENT TO START THIS, IGNORE MY FIRST COMMENT THIS IS AMAZING
FormulaFuzzball
SOMEBODY FIST MY FACE BECAUSE I CAN'T BELIEVE I FUCKING, UGHHH YISSS
BC2k2
I understand you are happy, but can you please stop yelling some of us have headaches.
FormulaFuzzball
#1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7 #8 #9 #10 #bushdid911 #12
BronzeLeaguePro
Don't worry #10, I'm sure Paddington has a spare hat.
Fireguy97
#57. An actual representation of my love life.
Fireguy97
#17, Colleen, Is that you? I've never known anyone that could weld those poor little green peas to a pot, three different times.
blainavarro98
Poor Brad
CyborgMatador
Is she insinuating she'd rather smell cigarette smoke?
IvanAwfulitch
She'd rather have the donuts.
Herbaria
Brad? What about poor me? God damn vaping, breathing mistrust!
lurkymclurkerson
b-rad on the douche juice
lollercycle
fuck brad
LarkLighter
cloud of FUCKING Lies!
amyrose
Justice for Brad's Wife
phoenixdownzero
#57 isnt that a papa roach song?
superpaul79
I wouldn't know. I only listen to good music.
RedCannibal
Ooooooooooh
SirSage
SUFFOCATION. NO BREATHING
xEliteTacosx
I tear my heart open