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Aug 26, 2026 6:23 PM
psherman42wallaby
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TerribleBot
And the owner.
ReallyOG
Do-lly
Do-lyyyy
Do-lly
Do-LLYYYYYYY!
I’m beggin’ of you, please, just take this man?!?
UnaccomplishedWatcherImNotaBot
As rough as you can
ThailandExpress
Dear God, I will start believing in you, if you do this!
Debberz
ugopb4me
Been lurking for this
Debberz
Lurk no further
FaeVikingPrincess
You know, if it takes out mar-a-lago he will spend so much tax payer money to rebuild it, plus won't help other Floridians so maybe they'll flip against him.
IWantedOneOfThoseLongUsernamesTooSoIGotOne
Come on, universe, we *need* this
Hotjoe1991
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Jamnew60
If that happens, there will be a lot of non-believers suddenly finding Jesus if Hurricane Dolly tore through Mar A Lago, went up the east coast, hit the new ballroom, and finally wiped out Trump Tower in NYC.
StupidCanadianWolfBird
Hotjoe1991
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Sonicschilidogs
She didn't die, she ascended to a Category 5 in the atmosphere
darthstormer
"Forming off Florida" is a little generous, it's still way closer to Africa.
lpooptoomuch
yeah that threw me off a little, hurricanes form off the coast of africa
DontNeedAWeatherManToKnowWhichWayTheWindBlows
That wouldn't do much good, unless Trump were in it and got blown out to sea at the time. Otherwise, he'll just use taxpayer $$$ to rebuild it.
BenDare002
Zetor
hotaru251
TBH it would be funny but I want the name banned...Dolly would never want to harm anyone.
TheWombatStrikesAgain
At this point I'd take hurricane Throckmorton, as long as that gets it done.
Righteousdew
Named after your skateboarding cousin?
BriefcaseTacos
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Nephytis
I mean...they'd just get a yuge insurance pay out...Probably more than its worth.
malgor24
Hurricane Dolly "And IiiiiiiiiiiiIIiiIIiIIii will blow off your rooOOOOOoOoOooOOOOoOOoOOof!
SteersAndQueers
I know the song but my brain still chose to read roof like it was "Moves like Jagger". I'm equally part hating myself and part laughing at my own stupidity.
VindictiveBathToaster
You had me at “blow”
ExplodingPortaPotty
I mean I get the sentiment but a hurricane strong enough to level an entire resort would also cause massive damage to the rest of the state and a lot of innocent people will lose life and livelihood.
yeahhedugit
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xXxX66SICKXxXx
It’s just Florida…
beeeeeeerkaaaaa
Mmm....it's florida so...
KarenFromTheHOA
Can we have a tornado or meteor or something, then? Something.
ExplodingPortaPotty
Tornado would actually work out fairly well. They are known to form during hurricanes and typically cause heavy yet localized damage.