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Sep 18, 2020 1:09 AM
Igotfourbedrats
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natterbutterz
As a personal trainer, I get asked almost daily to do my job for free -__-
arkadun
Good job. Happy all the people are telling these entitled twats to fuck off. Your "celebrity status" counts for absolute dog shit
nowyouvedoneit
(Mis)quote from Dekota Krauts Ritualist, "Exposure? Fuck that, people die from exposure."
nowyouvedoneit
Happily bought book with real money too, so I could vague memory quote him.
WhooshWhooshWhoosh
#4 Who doesn’t want a ride on a submarine full of holes?!
Dionysus187
and I guarantee these people would bitch the most about the product even if they got it for free
shitheadtookmyname
Whole lotta Karens and Tristans out there
FriendlyFallopian
TheBigCheese93
tsrivishnu
FriendlyFallopian
This is my new fav thing ever
TheGirlWithTheHummingbirdTattoo
you can't try to reason with irrational people. just gotta say "sorry you feel that way' and stop responding.
macktown
Why do I love reading these things!?
Bizarkly
Schadenfreude -- enjoying the rightful misery of assholes getting their comeuppances...
Rickdnger
“I believe some people don’t deserve to live“ -Dexter Morgan
DevonGronka
#3 and #4 the word for that is "slavery"... you're not "hiring" anyone. At least #4 seems to recognize that he is just looking for hobbyists
NickRivieraMD
#4 seems to have no idea about anything
AncientSeraph
It reads like a high schooler posting on the school board.
iBoulderDash
Had an artist put an idea of mine to pen and he's amazingly good. Wanted at least $25, I gave him $100 and still felt I underpaid him.
Lurch1911
Xiuhtocatl
I don’t know if you’ve seen this account but they post stuff like this as well: https://twitter.com/forexposure_txt?s=21
VanDerGroot
I get people who are shocked I charge for making games because their idea is worth at LEAST 50% of the profits.
SHUTUPWILWHEATON
Opporunitu
porcodemonio
Opportunimoi
LumpyBerries
Are you heartless???
tygerpsimatrix
FabulouslyTiti
Almost as much as they were clueless and most likely penniless. :D
Falkh12
Are you penniless?
TigerBamboo
Am I the only one who would have just stopped messaging after even one of these half-witted responses??
VagrantDust
#6 the number of "bro"s in this is unsettling. Who talks like that?
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
bros, apparently
SHUTUPWILWHEATON
Bro she probably divorced you bro bc you keep saying bro, bro.
SDTippy
Bro
DevonGronka
So far the people I have met who say "bro" all the time have not been people I would want to have met.
TwitchFox
but Bro! I can't accept that bro!
brandsilven
Maybe he's a Slowbro Pokemon who learned to talk, but still can't quite get himself to not say his own name while speaking!
Mappyskf
This is the text version of taking customer calls.
Gianttesticlemonster
#7 what degenerate low rent part of the UK were those people from?
Me1iss0
Whoa dial it back a bit buddy.
neilp20063000
He’s not wrong
neilp20063000
Literally any street in east end London is full of that shit.
markmagoo
Is there a proven ROI on influencers? Are they truly that powerful that businesses eat costs for an instagram post?
SuperSaiyanSasquatch
I've heard that there's something but you got to have millions of followers or subscribers.
Z0op
Some yah, but generally theyd be succesful enough for ppl to come to them for exposure, not using it as an excuse to beg for free/cheap stuf
BornToDoStuff
I dont have research but in short if you are successful enough to be worth it people come to YOU. If you are asking you are too small.
YKWTII
On a small scale, most “influencers” will charge you about $200-300 for a post which is quite cheap if you have no other sources of traffic
YKWTII
Facebook/Google Ads will usually cost more in the long run with testing your ad copies etc. That’s when you’re just starting out tho
IHateCakeDays
Some of them are worth it, if your product or service is designed on their following genre. High end hotels when followers are 15-17y, no
YKWTII
Yeah, that’s what I mean. I always use phalanx before I get in touch with anyone.
reclusivegiraffe
OP instead of upvoting i’m gonna tell all my friends to make imgur posts and upvote this post... trust me they’ll do it & you’ll go viral
CarpoolTunnelSyndrome
Fine then, cunt. I'll make my own imgur and I screen capped this comment so when I'm successful and you're broke I'll send it ur way!
reclusivegiraffe
*make imgur accounts
UsernameMayBeSubjectToChange
As graphic designer and copy writer I used to get this all the time. Tedious
IHateCakeDays
I have an idea, can I DM you for details, it would get you to FP :)
SkogensKung
greenlily
People really need to learn that it's etc., not ect.
jaggcomputing5
Nee noh, "Pull over driver". "Curses, it's the Spelling Police". "Are you aware that you misspelt the abbreviation for etcetera?"?
LinguisticBitch
That Christian band should've just prayed for that miracle.
chicktracy
but he did and jesus said you would do it for £50 bro
LinguisticBitch
bro
LewdSomnambulist
I wanna find the guy that charges $1300 for web, app, and backend dev
MitchBeaucannon
Sounds to me like an auto-install of WordPress or similar. Takes an hour w/o any sort of coding.
Snickt
He said build the back end, build the front end and sub-contract the design. And it would be about 40 hours work.
jofo97
That's what I would say too to justify the $$.
Z0op
I charge 80 an hour, 40h work would at least be 3k, and im not even expensive in my field, for these rates better of working fastfood
ChucKTheCanadian
No you're not expensive. I go for 115-120
graaghles
RIGHT? I've had to self teach myself SQL for my lab's database and 1300 is an absolute insane bargain.
railgap
I got the ones whose competency is at that level, but they sure as H charge more than that. We call them "partners". >_<
IHateCakeDays
Isn’t that 600 or 1000$, depending on “artsy style”. And was offered stock options, with good idea and plan, would sound like a decent deal
Baalzak
And offer him $400?
lemmonjello
$3.50 best I can do
YKWTII
Tree fiddy
Alexandraka
Not sure what normal rates are but it sounded a bit complicated
JamesJabberwocky
He's charging McDonalds employee bucks for Chef-de-partie work. Either he's bad at his job, lying about his work or a very bad businessman.
IHateCakeDays
I’d go with bad business man, most programmers don’t understand business that well, source: me at my 20’s. What you mean taxes, etc costs?
worldwithoutrockets
Undervaluing himself because he's new to the field? Or it's all made up bullshit. Who knows
Tesseract09
Or was doing it cheap as a side job because it interested them.