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He already knows.
Aug 23, 2016 7:47 PM
BigBagOfNope
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dankarooni
I'm good friends with this kid, and I posted a reply on the other post that was this tweet. Please read it. Let the kid do his thing.
GrundleBlunder
Asain kid = pussy destoyer
owlest
is this real or someone made it up
ineedtotalkaboutsomethings
I have a friend who is the youngest cop in Ohio. He's like 20 and already has everything done school wise. He's a progeny.
captainpooposter
Is he doctor yet??? Call me when Doctor!!!
ChaleMurphy
I would be that kids best friend!
Samuriesock
4th time I've seen this with a different title today.
Jethrie
Pffft. Let me know when he uses a super laser to fill his evil prof's house with popcorn.
FlissFloss86Gaming
Wow this kid is in a lot of people's ochem class. Must be the TA or something
DeepSleepDayDreamer
copingcabana
If I was a professor and had a kid, I would troll the shit out of my class with him.
CapsShield
You think it's funny now, but that's how we got the Uni-bomber.
mxmarko
Yeah there is a 12 year old in the engineering college at my school who's taking more advanced classes than me
owlest
the fuck
CometLaHal
that title tho xD
justlivinthedream
But do it before 9:00 ... that's his bed time.
hipsterpandas
Randomice
Chemistry level: Asian.
Mccorny
Herro
downvoteacct
We had an Asian in our college chemistry class that blew the curve every test.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
He looks like he knows a LOT about all the subjects I'm bad at. 10/10 would babysit and getting tutoring from.
kissmyburrito
Just wait, he's gonna lose his mind from over working and find himself in Val Kilmers closest in an underground secret layer
ChancesAreIHateYou
VladTheInhaler1
Of course he's Asian.
wonderboiiiii
REPOST!!!
tjluv
I wanted to take those electron pushing arrows and shove them up O Chem's ass
Avawava
Ochem was my favorite class
peepingpanda
I have a MSc in Chem. I STILL hate OChem!
SkittlesPower
It hates you too. So there's that.
peepingpanda
Good. I'd have it no other way.
tjluv
I still ended up a scientist, but O Chem tried to stop me haha. I beat it down eventually
Avawava
My current demon is pchem, but I'll be damned if I went through 4 years of this to let pchem beat me
tjluv
Luckily I didn't need that one
SomethingOddlySpecific
Ochem wasn't that bad, granted I only had to take ochem 1. Biochem was the bane of my existence though, fuck that class.
worldsokayestspeler
Fuck both ochem classes i had to take
tjluv
I use chemistry daily, but not to the degree O Chem demanded haha
MyDumpsAreTheFreshest
Fucking. Epic. This to the FP immediately! You in HS or College? If College... where?
BigBagOfNope
UNL, Go Big Red!
NubeyTooby
Weird, this picture was on my friends snapchat. He goes to Toledo
MyDumpsAreTheFreshest
Lol the fuck am I being downvoted for?
bowmanthered
They don't teach organic chemistry in high school m8
MyDumpsAreTheFreshest
They do in Texas? http://www.houstonisd.org/cms/lib2/TX01001591/Centricity/Domain/27674/Organic%20Chemistry%20Syllabus%20Final%20Version.doc
MyDumpsAreTheFreshest
And Texas high school education is fucking trash for the most part.
owlest
I studied organic chemistry for GCE O levels (age 15)
NecuNemoj
seriously? I'm from Serbia and organic chemistry is taught in every high school.
bundler22
They taught organic chemistry at my school
bowmanthered
You mean they exposed you to some of the underlying concepts present in an organic chemistry class
bundler22
They taught high school level organic chemistry. I'm not sure what the dropoff is from college levels, but the class was called organic Chem
deadpoolsunicorn
Mine too
theelvesoflothlorien
Being a kid genius isn't all fun and games though. Hard to fit in with any social group at all. Can't party w/college peers, age peers are
Muskatnuss
As someone that skipped 3 years of primary school (5 was suggested but dad intervened), college years sucked but so did high school.
professionalConfirmologist
My confession bear would be admitting that I always wished I was Mensa-level, as long as I can remember. Fitting, since I hate socializing.
cleverbeans
Very true. This gave me some insight into what it must be like for them. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gifted_At-Risk
rshackleford
i dated a girl who was a kid genius. went to college at 14. had a rough time socially til she figured out she could get any guy to fuck her
IamNotaBlackMan
...at 14? The fuck?
rshackleford
she was 20 then... people wouldn't touch her in college cause, you know, prison
woxx150
I was a kid genius, went to college at 12, had 1300 people laugh at me my first day when I raised my hand to use the bathroom in a lecture.
turing42
How did you turn out? I did special relativity theory when I was 14...
ExistentialCat
Oh I'd love to hear more about your story!
PeachPrinny
Fuck them
Leinad199
In your position, they would have done the same thing. Especially at such a young age.
woxx150
Ya it was hard because I looked like I was a young 17 or 18. But what you said is more or less what my dad told me when I got home.
Leinad199
Sounds like a smart man
woxx150
It was a rough day.
iamOzymandiasLookOnMyWorksDumbassAndDespair
ouch.
theelvesoflothlorien
In no way is a young child equipped for college, yet what is the alternative? Have your mom go to class with you? It's really not pleasant.
IamNotaBlackMan
What do you do now?
woxx150
up until April I worked as a contractor for the EPA studding the effects of protein compounds in waste on the environment. 1/2
woxx150
Now I am studying the difference on how basic and complex proteins are processed in the human body.
IamNotaBlackMan
Oh...I like, know how to make bread & I have a great tan this summer. But I'm not as good at tanning as I am at bread cause I burnt myself.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
You kidding me? Look at him. He's smiling like that because he's drowning in ass. I don't know how he's even awake right now, all that sex.
theelvesoflothlorien
At 11 he probably is still an innocent.
revcleo
Ah yes, all those college paedophiles.
SubzeroAK
And if you want to know how much ass he got, just email him.
Thispostisaboutacat
I would party with that kid so hard
00dlez
Kid genius in my HS class (3 or 4 years younger than us) ended up taking a year off college and just sat in the dorms playing Mario kart
nothereforanything
Sounds like he would blend in well with my frat. Most of us didn't go to class and just played mario kart
LordChappers
Just out of interest, what do you do for a living?
nothereforanything
I was an EMT then went to medical school.
ColdRevenge
Most super smart kids don't do well in their own age group, so a socially awkward 11y/o in college may get more interaction than in 6th Gr.
ruferto
in elementary they put all the smart kids in the district into one class which basically meant 3 really smart kids and then a bunch of 1/2
ruferto
other kids who were intelligent enough to kind of keep up. i feel like it solved the social aspect of kid smarty pants. 2/2
aface62
Malcolm in the Middle
ColdRevenge
We didn't have a gifted class. In high school there was something like it, but by then I didn't care anymore.
theelvesoflothlorien
Yeah but they are still 11 chronologically & emotionally. We humans take a long time to mature & they aren't ready for the social aspects
theelvesoflothlorien
of university. It's really a burden. Not that I would know personally of course.
ColdRevenge
I was a gifted kid and I suffered more academically by being kept with peers than anything I gained socially.
theelvesoflothlorien
Yeah, I wasn't all that gifted but I got bored a lot. Bored kids can cause problems for themselves & others. I skipped a lot of school.
NoFoxLeft
Same.
theelvesoflothlorien
completely out of the question due to brain power. All they have is their work.
NeverGetsTheNuke
But I bet he's a god in Starcraft 2, so he's got that scene going for him.
ColdRevenge
At least in college there are less swirlies and wedgies..
nelshai
I dunno about that. You can be friends with people you regard as idiots. You get used to conversation not being intellectually stimulating.
theelvesoflothlorien
That's not the vantage point of an 11-year-old in college though. That's a grown man viewpoint.
Ulthirm
Commenting to remember to reply when home.
MisterJellyBean
It takes emotional maturity, however, which may develop at the same rate as everyone else, despite intellectual prowess.
theelvesoflothlorien
Or even slightly more slowly, given that the intellectual powers are so overwhelming. Some of them are quite obnoxious.
mijiza
That's not true. Sometimes kids want to just be kids, even if they are a genius. They don't want to do intellectual stuff 100% of the time.
theelvesoflothlorien
Right, but they have a hard time fitting in with their age peers once they have been in a higher educational setting.
WhiteRiceWhiteMeat
The only way to hang out with him is to be as driven.
michiganjfrog49
Needs a Val Kilmer type to room with
JanetnotMsJackson
Miiiiitch!!!!
awwwfuck
and a fuckton of popcorn. and a space laser.
shinjiKuuun
Science!!
ast911
Movie?
michiganjfrog49
Real Genius
critterfluffy
Really good movie.
LittleAlex90
Would you be prepared if gravity reversed itself?
SlagathorDeb
The only thing I can't figure out is how to keep the change in my pockets. I've got it. Nudity.