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B0ULLIE
Honestly my body's probably going straight to the Body Farm
redbikemaster
I'm Christian and really don't care how I'm buried, tbh. I'm already gone by then.
overworkeddad
Mandatory cremations world wide so we can use the ashes to build barriers against the rising sea and save hundreds of dogs and cats
Kightzeareau
Would it be harder for the undead to rise from the ground? If so, then I agree to this change.
Cho2672
So many basic bitches with a Viking funeral wet dream. Quick! Say some cringe ass Valhalla shit like that shooter brother
SpadesandShades7777
I mean if you're going for the environmental route... Why not cremate bodies and use their ashes to plant trees in=cemetery=beautiful park.
SakuriRainne
Most of my family was cremated. They don't take a whole lot of space. Did move Grandpa to the bathroom to make room for the new TV though.
cooperpup
This is done in some countries
ImnotdumbIjusthaveacommandofthoroughlyuselessinformation
I think the Koreas actually do or did this because their land is so rocky and mountainous, it's harder to dig long than deep
TargetedAdBot
Probably 90% in here are cremated.
UglyHorribleGrouchyOldMan
And yet they're still posting. Amazing!
MantisTobogganPilotMD
just throw me in the trash, bang me all ya want
brrrackobama
If you bury them vertically, head first, then when they come back to life, they'll just dig deeper instead of digging out.
kennerly
You can just stack coffins
GabrielRRL
T E T R I S
badpetrock
I wanna be buried in the fetal position and a tree planted on my body. Let's get this haunted forest party started!
kamikazebysht
I'll join you in that forest
Pigdogcow
Just saying, soylent green...
Magicflutefreddie
Hardly anyone knows this movie sadly. I remember when I first saw it how horrified I was.
GnarlElTrim
I loved it, but I was really bummed that the surprise twist had been given to me through so so many parodies. Same with Citizen Kane.
FriendlyNeighbourhoodSatan
Really being buried in one of those bio degradable pods with a tree growing from it would be the most environmentally friendly way to >
FriendlyNeighbourhoodSatan
Dispose of the dead. Turn cemeteries into urban forests.
Mewlies
In most parts of the world they do not load bodies with preservatives and put in lacquered wood coffins... (1/2)
Mewlies
At most a simple wood coffins are used and bodies are expected to decompose in 3 to 7 years thus leaving space available later. (2/2)
FriendlyNeighbourhoodSatan
A friend of mine is a funeral director, and apparently the reason we embalm is public health. Could be diseases in the body.
RSB1292
Corpses really aren’t dangerous, as long as they’re fresh and as long as the person did not die due to an infectious disease. Embalming 1/n
Spoonland
MrBEC
Liked Voltron? Loved the Holy Trinity? Well get ready for the mega Metatron. *777 Thousand Million people burst outta nowhere forming a ?
youshouldSHUTUPHEATHER
I have no idea what you just said
MrBEC
That just means you're Smart.
Grim1337
fbutt09
Jesus intensifies???
Asadsadsadclown
The only this intense here is the amount off sass.
everyusernameiwantedistaken
My old history teacher told us that this is how German troops who died during the (definitely first, not sure about second) World Wars 1/3
everyusernameiwantedistaken
are buried in France, not sure if this is true for all cemeteries though. He also said that they were buried all facing towards Germany 2/3
everyusernameiwantedistaken
so they can march back to the motherland after death. No idea if there’s any truth in this mind you, he was an odd eccentric! 3/3
sn3akybadg3r
I wish to be cremated, ashes mixed with smokeless gunpowder, loaded into ammunition and fired at my enemies.
AromaOfFineDiamonds
Toss me in the woods and call it a day.
openbobspls
Not just any woods. The necrophiliacs anonymous campground woods.
EpicGarrus
I like the sound of that idea
lethalin
Here i go
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DadWith4Kids
I want to be cremated and mixed with fertilizer and put under a tree so my kids can come visit me if they want.
ThisJustGotAwkwardDidntIt
I'd like to be buried vertically with some tree seeds in my mouth. That way when the tree comes down they'll find its roots in my bones.
fidormula
I want to be ground up and have my bits scattered across the Arctic.
PostMoThoin
I want an espresso machine at my funeral. After they find out my cremains were in there too
GabrielRRL
Chaotic Neutral
jrellis462
Yea but post-humusly is for a pussy. Why wait? Jk
xmac1x
Post humus. Best thing I've seen all day
jrellis462
Shit you're right. I blew it
UglyHorribleGrouchyOldMan
I want my ashes mixed into truckloads of laxatives & then dumped into the local municipal water supply. I will be remembered.
leagueoffai1
I asked my wife to donate my corpse to a FARF. She wasn't thrilled at that idea.
beaubrent
just yer bits?
Idabeard
For a brief moment I thought you said Attic.
arcadia2000
Why bother with the grinding? Just get yourself tossed out to feed the polar bears. =]
fidormula
Wouldn’t hurt my feelings to be quartered like a chicken instead.
youeatpiecesofshitforbreakfast
I want to get shot off into outer space to join the Voyager Probes.
thepikachubandit24
Thinking too small, replace them. Wire up your body with sensors when launched
GabrielRRL
I'M COMING TO HELP YOU MARS ROVER!
TheTeenageMutantNinjaTurtles
I want to be frozen and launched into space, maybe aliens will res me in a million years lol
MrWookloaf
They already do bury people on top of each other to save space.
blacktoenail
you'd have to dig twice as far down though, right?
Cythert
More like drilling.
SomeOneHasBeenLookingForYou
Just use a powered auger. 20” round hole, drill it and you’re done.
Eomund
Fold the body like an old camping table
LivingWaters
Not if you're only 4 feet tall
chrismofer
yes but only like 1/8th as wide
GriffinMann41
Slice the body in half, and then you only need to dig a slightly wider hole of medium depth!
LivingWaters
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
at this point, why not just grind 'em up and pour them in
sammyismycat
At some point you'd hit the water table. Need a waterproof coffin.
RealPenguin
No. Just bury half the body and save on the headstone too.
Deathpunkin
asshole. made me shoot cola(coke would be too ambiguous) out my nose in a busy a&w
TheMightyCock
Jesus Fucking Christ, have an upvote
kp41
BADD0GGIE
Head down, tho, so youd have built in bicycle parking.
JPhDaigle
nijlonkai
Lmao brilliant
Mithrein
Slvrdgr
Haha, it'd be a "head" stone.. Oh! You could encase the top half in like a clear resin and shape it however you'd like too...
dolphindreamsandsatan
I like this solution.
patgarrettsthirdtesticle
Lovely lmao
Noyade
This comment gave me joy in life
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Marie Kondo would keep it
RealPenguin
:-) Honestly - I didn't think it was 486pts good. My father (RIP 99) used to push this joke... he'd always say: "Son... I'm poor" (1/?)
RealPenguin
"You'll get my guitar and the cheese knife. I don't want a coffin. Bury me standing and you'll save a lot on the plot. (2/?)"
RealPenguin
"Also, just bury me half way and you'll save on the headstone too." Sadly, He left me his guitar, the cheeseknife AND 20K (3/?)
RealPenguin
...so I buried him the "normal way". I hope he forgives me. Though, the guitar was broken, the cheese knife is still OK. Besides, (4/?/)
Magicflutefreddie
No they fold them in half so they can kiss their own asses goodbye
ITryToOnlyRespondInGifs
Fold the body in half?
HitlersArtCritic
Yeah, its easier to dig 6 feet down 6 long than it is to dig 12 feet down.
thecucumber
Yeah but you can replace gravediggers with robots
Vercci
Not to mention 12 feet down a very narrow hole
BlueLanternBraxx
I want to be put into an empty Photon Torpedo casing and fired into the sun.
arcadia2000
Amen brother.
UglyHorribleGrouchyOldMan
Fired into Genesis, that way you can have a sequel.
SoggyWheatbiks
I'm just thinking that people might not like the 'thud' if the coffin tilts while they lower the casket.
sammyismycat
strap in, like on rollercoasters
omthetortoise
Burn and salt me and just pour what’s left in a nice little hole
squelcheswetly
We’d need some new coffins with some sort of restraint for the body. Or the carbonite idea.
blueshickensrule
But with all of the preservatives they pump into the body would they even be able to "thud"?
ColumboVsPredator
Zip ties.
Dolphinsaurus
Simple fix, dont use a coffin, saves on wood, also easier for graverobbers/rapture
Villainouscollarbone
Bubble wrap?
hstein3
I'm thinking we'd move to a Pringles can style coffin that way.
jasonCheeseMonster
Spray foam
simba9
From an environmental view, that's like cutting down every tree to stop fires
TheGingerZombie
Heat shrunk coffins. Bonuses: 1. No thudding corpse, 2. Look like Han Solo in carbonite
swatz
I thought that was called cremation?
BananaBard
Out of every comment this on convinced me
vg8ts
Coming from a zombie, this is sound logic!
LateChrononaut
only if eveyone at the funeral get a turn with the hairdryer
CossackHD
Then if somebody is accidentally (or not) buried alive, they have no chance getting out.
SupercalifragilisticexpialidociousShenanigans
How good of a chance did they have before?
FartsAtUrinals
I'd say cremation lowers the chance some 50%
SoggyWheatbiks
None
blueKD
That's pretty rare these days though.
reineseele
^ Yeah. If you are burried alive you deserve it...or someone is really badshit crazy.
lookitupyourself
Except for China, where being dead isn't a pre-requesite for a visit to the morgue freezer section. Maybe Japan. Ages since a I read it
RodehardPutawaywet
Ratchet straps and bungee cords. Good to go
vman2000
zip ties might be more economical.
RodehardPutawaywet
Good point
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
like a Barbie doll
Nitrobakter
Just nail their clothes to the coffin... Won't hurt if the nail hits flesh...
Nightcaste
Seat belt
GuybrushTW
Lol
Tayderr
I think that we shouldn't waste valuable space with burial
DrShrinker
Cemeteries preserve land.
clucja1
Like I've said many times before. Just throw me in a dumpster
beefjerkyzxz
As someone in a town with more graves than living people, I kinda agree
Sailboatt
I want whatever the cheapest shit is.. My body is done.. Destroy it and let my ashes go where they may.
helagos
Make yourself an organ donor and offer whatever is left to science.
BentoboxCrackerdong
Donate to science. Those junior doctors and research people have to test stuff to get better!
hwatL4bloopy
It's true. That's why I don't want to be buried. I want a chocolate mausoleum at the north pole.
pygmypufftrampstamp
Cremation and then the compression of the residual carbon into a diamond. Ancestor jewellery. It's a thing.
pygmypufftrampstamp
Conflict free. Depending on your relationship with your mother.
xeno426
Biocremation all the way (aka alkali bath).
MikeGarland
Is a habit the has evolved with us as hominids. It's a sign of respect and memory. It's not a new concept by any means.
Tayderr
I know it's not a new concept but there are so many people in this world that it just isn't practical anymore
Paintmanusa
Two thumbs up.
tyrpestdeath
Viking funeral or bust
Calistrasza
Vikings buried their dead. I know, I was devastated to learn this, too. I'm putting a clause in my will for the burning boat thing.
tyrpestdeath
From what I've read they burned chieftains in boats but never shipped them down river. Instead, they built mausoleums over the ashes.
YevKaseem
Yeah, it's a perfectly good food source going to waste.
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
With a bit of Soy. And lent...ils, oh my God
karateshark
Thanks, Ramsay Bolton.
Rapturr
Yeah!!???
NinjaPoopy
Only if you get buried in a coffin
ChickenROAR
"It's people! Soylent green is people!"
FreelanceSpermDonor
GriffinMann41
Well, aside from the head. You can get some weird brain prion shit from that, i'm pretty sure.
tweakbz
Kuru
Draciella
And all that wasted potential leather
N0HATS
Easy there Leatherface
HououinKyoumaOO1
Chainsaws noise stops
Zeldon567
You jest, but human remains can be turned into valid fertilizer.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
And soap, glue etc.
Zeldon567
Meh, I'd rather not work up a lather with a dead person's remains.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
There is no such thing as a dead person. You're either a person or dead. The two states are mutually exclusive.
Heavenissize17socks
Not wasted on the living. Sometimes it's all we have. /a/ckNi5xn
WhyDontYouMakeMe
You're right, human remains should be ground up and fed to pigs as cheap fodder
GreaterDog
Would probably need to pasteurize first, I can see an issue with zoonotic diseases
anonnona887
I either want to be cremated into a building to haunt it or that tree coffin thing where it eats mr for nutrients
djdirectdrive
I mean I agree but is this the place to get all serious? ?
LlamaLlamaQuack
THIS
LifeSucksThenYouDie20
Exactly. Natural burial with no chemicals. We decompose and finally benefit the Earth. Mufassa said it best ..
Atomheart404
JayKaySC
what is this from
Tayderr
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Atomheart404
A game called frostpunk
GuyFromDeathValley
accepted. let´s shoot dead people into space. problem solved.
furrycandy
Because that’s how you get ZOMBIESSSSS. See Dead Moon by Peter Clines.
hereforthegoodies
What valuable space. Have you ever been to Wyoming? So, much, space.
HappySweet
Wyoming is pretty don’t mess it up with dead bodies.
LeSethX
We have a city here with more dead people than living, due to another city running out of space to bury the dead. I call it Necropolis.
LeSethX
By more dead people, I mean at a ratio of like 10 to 1
KibbiChibi
Honestly, we need to do away with coffins
Lionskull
In my home country, you are bathed and wrapped in a cloth by a priest after you die. you are then buried in that cloth.>
Lionskull
>on top of your grave, your family chooses a plant to plant on top of it that the gravekeepers take care of. graveyard ends up as a garden.
KibbiChibi
That's much better that a coffin
Kbantar
I think the same thing with building churches. But my preferences are meaningless with what others do with their time and money.
Harbringar
Also a waste of money. Cremation or donate to science. Much cheaper.
Will1624
Can't have zombies if all the dead bodies are ashes.
learntotakejoke
I don't wanna donate, don't need some college kid making fun of my dick :/
fbutt09
Sounds like college trauma of kids making fun of your peen left its scars.
Somnipresent
Cremation is damaging to the atmosphere. Stick me under a sapling. At least I can be of some use in my life cycle.
HeinrichVictory
I've told my wife "Take what they can use, burn the rest and toss it in the trash."
PonyMadness
Cremation is pretty expensive too. Never knew how expensive it is to die these days until my grandma died a few months ago
Bmxtucker
Bruh ima be pissed if my boys don’t just burn me in a pyre against the law or not.
DickMercenary
Fuck that noise. If I feel the end comin on I'm goin into the woods and fighting a bear. Best case: It eats me. Worst case: New rug.
idontevenlookatusernames
Maybe go watch The Revenant before you do that
NotABadLookingNarcissist
Crush me into a diamond pls.
TheHonestPenguin
That's the "cremation+" package. They crush your ashes into diamond
Spokanimalcritters
Throw her into the woods like my mom asked me to do
ivegotaname
Just throw me in the trash, to paraphrase Frank.
lurksohardmotherfuckerswannafindme
yea my dad told us to burn him and yeet the ashes into the lake in my hometown. And like Viking burn on a pyr in my backyard.
sackofdeadorphans13
Donation to science is usually tough to get into. If you go to a non SCI funeral home for cremation it’s normally more affordable.
DillPixels
My sis did it easy peasy. And after they’re done you can elect to have them burn the remains and return the ashes. She didn’t elect that tho
Graylinfaux
Having worked at a body farm, it's easy. Fill out the form.
SmartAssWithAKeyboard
Composting: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/washington-state-composting-bodies-is-now-legal-natural-burial/
zoeaW1ndXI
Boring. Blast me up into space and let me burn up on reentry, that's the kinda cremation I want.
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
Why aren't you burning up on exiting?
zoeaW1ndXI
Less cool. Plus if I don't burn up properly on reentry then my corpse will be in someone's garden which is pretty dope
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
Umm, you single?
PardusXY
I mean you can even get turned into a diamond.
Itemidentifier
Sky burial is a better solution.
Phobetor42
It would be my first choice. After that it's compost
Kirchmeister
Why not a viking burial?
Itemidentifier
Not many were given ship burials. A waste of resources.
Phobetor42
It is badass but it also carries some environmental concerns
Graylinfaux
You honestly think anyone browsing imgur is worthy of that?
Kirchmeister
Nope. Not at all.
Melondwarf
While logistically it makes sense, I think it has something to do with "resting" and all that, you know, just to be a killjoy and all
Xenesthis
Or we could all just get cremated
Communinja
There is a thing called Double Depth burial plots where coffins can be stacked: http://www.utahsfuneralplanningsite.com/dd_burial.jpg
Leafus
Also remember the fact that despite us putting dead bodies in the ground horizontal, we still don't stack them.
1736272938282
S.I.P
ryanmms
While ballistically it makes sense... Fixed it
wellembalmed
I've been trying to work this out for years. Build a burial device. Other than the awkward "whump" you'd hear as the box went vertical...
Richardza
xtraa
And if we start to think like that, recycling makes even more sense. SOYLENT GREEN!
Jacob12jr
Also the body won’t stand upright on its own while it’s being buried. It would crumple due to gravity without some kind of rigging or harnes
Jacob12jr
Too complicated
Dankking
We should just cremate everyone
GnarlElTrim
Perhaps we could put them in a rigid box of some kind that could prevent this.
cavedoge
In that case, why don't we have bunk bed graves?!
UserSaysAsUserDoes
We tend to bury 2-3 people in a plot though, so it’s probably the same density of bodies. Tesselation of people is basically piling sticks!
UserSaysAsUserDoes
Now if you were to get everyone into a foetal position you’d halve the length of a plot and still stack 3 in there, higher density
UserSaysAsUserDoes
But why stop there, 2 people can wrap around each other in slightly more space than 1 foetal position, so now there’s 6 in that plot
UserSaysAsUserDoes
To be even more efficient we could remove all the water, which takes up 70% or a persons space, BAM 20 i n the space of 3
UserSaysAsUserDoes
But why do they need to be in one shape, cut them up and stack them better could probably get another two in there!
keyonne
I want to be buried like a vampire in their coffin though, vertically would be perfect!
RandAIFlagg
I want to be buried in a pet sematary, I want to live my life again
Freddo2501
Visit friends and family...
ObscureYoutubeReference
Bury them mostly upright, but just tilted enough to keep them from falling?
Peanutchews
Or maybe its easier to dig 6ft deep and lay horizontally instead of 6ft + persons height vertically
teenagekungfu
I can't sleep on my back. Someone put me on my side. I need to let the funeral director know.
Captaintippie
Stomach for me please, with my leg at an angle. K thanks.
fredsneed
Another custom coffin. Boy, I should start marketing these.
itsdarkandicantseewhatimtyping
With one leg straight and the other bent at a 45 degree angle and one arm under the pillow.
teenagekungfu
Indeed, that is the correct way to sleep.
fredsneed
Custom coffins for lefties and righties.
RandAIFlagg
6 feet is the depth to keep the smell of death from surfacing isn't it? Graves would need to be dug about 8 feet deeper on average.
Dankking
I was thinking that too
TossABabyYodaToYourWitcher
It was actually started during the plague in an attempt to stop the spread of it
fireclanninja1337
3 ft under is really plenty.
inceptify
The idea of resting is silly IMO. At that point, we're meat and you don't rest meat. Wait...
justframbo
Seasoning.
ExtremelyHappyGuy
Only for 5 minutes, though...
NotABadLookingNarcissist
You do tenderize meat tho....
skydivingbigfoot
This guy beats meat!
OverMyDadBody
Common sense +1
MakeMyMemesYourDreams
Yeah, but the dead can't complain?
socratesboytoy
Its about depth. You want a body to be a certain distance under the ground. If your standing you have to dig deeper.
Haviduck
Also i guess its harder to dig a thin, deep grave
yogoo0
I'd rather be buried under a tree. Could have a graveyard that turns into a park or a grove. A more morbidly beautiful/poetic way I think
SupercalifragilisticexpialidociousShenanigans
Most graveyards are parks, at least around here. Particularly if the headstones are kept small. Grass trees lakes... Just no swingsets
SupercalifragilisticexpialidociousShenanigans
Then again, the old folks burried there probably prefer kids keep off thier lawn.
yogoo0
They aren't really parks so much as a sacred site. I mean parks as people will come make a day out of going to instead of just visits
yogoo0
Our dead deserve honor, I'd rather be honored by people that will use my tree than by being remembered by a carving of my name
Kiopho
Yeah, I will never understand the "resting" part. They're not resting, they're dead. Just a bunch of meat rotting away..
fredsneed
It's a fucking pile of meat and bones. Christians remove blood and pump them full of chemicals, staple their eyes shut, dress them up ...
fredsneed
in an uncomfortable suit... Why aren't they in pajamas, if they wanna rest? Tongue and cheek.
LoneOrtolan
I honestly thought it was due to the bodies being dug up by animals after death, and that 6 feet down would stop most common scavengers.
LoneOrtolan
I know it's not a huge issue now what with sealed metal caskets, but it probably is a carry-over from when it mattered.
DanOrtega
This comes from a time when people never slept standing while waiting at the bank, or during a bus ride.
ilitirit
You don't sleep standing up?
stimpsonjcatt
Imma still be working when I'm dead. I'll be required to stand up.
Bind3r
only rich people afford to lay down
KingChurro
As a rich person, I plan to have a Viking funeral, surrounded by lots of burning money and fireworks
fredsneed
On my death bed, I'm gonna have a surgeon install explosives inside my belly. Incineration explosivation.
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
That's dumb. I just hook my sickle claws over the shower curtain rod and hang upside-down like everybody else.
Foxsayy
That’s a hell of a strong shower rod. I thought everybody just had sleeping hooks installed
illuminvughty
Yeah but you’re not sleeping you’re dead. It’s just your final resting place. I’m resting right now while on the shitter. I am not sleep.
ColoneISanders
It's perfectly normal where I come from. Which is France. We come from France.
HelpNeededIHave
TIL Colonel Sanders isn't from Kentucky
ifYOUcanSMELLthisITStooLATE
I'm glad not everyone here is an uncultured swine.
ColoneISanders
Their cones are too young!
JG52
As a single 30 y/o ..you guys get sleep? I work continuously to maybe possible be able to buy me a house and pay off student debt one day!
fredsneed
Burnin's cheap. Have 'em burn you loan papers with your corpse.
MeloWise
Enjoy your single 30 y/o days. Then when your old and you like to sit for long periods of time. Work wont be such a bummer. ;)
DarkUranium
You guys are getting paid?!
DeadPanPizza
You guys have jobs?!
reverendunk
I don't sleep at all.
SuperSaiyanSasquatch
I sleep hanging upside down
FullMetal55
don't go out in the sun then, there's a SLIGHT chance you're a vampire...
hojizzbar
Tbf logistically it's harder probably as imagine digging the hole for it being vertical. Would be better to bury 3 on top of each other
RachTrap
Just use a different piece of equipment. Like a claw type thing that opens stabs the earth clamps and pulls out a perfect cylinder of dirt.
PostMoThoin
They do this though. Family members interned in the one plot
tharty
You'd still end up needing a deeper hole. Specified minimal burial depth helps prevent stuff like corpses being disinterred by flooding
fredsneed
Done all the time in construction. I doubt many are hand-dug, but in poorer areas/countries, you're right. May be a problem. Then your idea.
CrazyCatDaddy
I call bottom spoon!
AnnieBahde
Then you gotta make sure to go first! Take the primo spot.
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CrazyCatDaddy
Not gay, just trying to stay warm
Icametobrowse
Is that like a poop knife?
brusilov
Mass graves are defs the most efficient. You only have to dig one long trench.
tiramigiu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqKTkYDMN3M
TheCultist
Then stockpile the fuckers
Nomad1591
To add, wouldn’t the souls of the dead already be in paradise? So the rapture wouldn’t affect them in any way...
OverMyDadBody
With this logic (ignoring people's feeling, respect about the remains of their dead), everyone should be cremated or composted.
GlurpleDurp
Or eaten, but of course that's a given.
fredsneed
Concur.
cavedoge
Yeah not a whole lot of that book really makes much sense so.
ScienceMAN1
He is talking about zombie rapture, with zombie jesus coming back
ILovedUnicornsFirst
Seventh Day Adventists (and maybe Jehovah's Witnesses? Correct me if I'm wrong,) don't believe you go to heaven or hell as soon as you die.>
ILovedUnicornsFirst
>I forgot what point I was trying to make. I just like being included in the conversation.
fredsneed
JW believe only 144,000 people go to heaven. All the rest are resurrected. Talk about overpopulation!
Nitrobakter
You are right Jehovah's Witnesses believe in respawn on earth without heaven and hell
fredsneed
Nope. 144,000 go to heaven. The rest are resurrected here.
briham86
Just reframe it as showing dominance over Death by being buried in the T-pose.
HitlersArtCritic
Actually in that thread there was the mention that in the event of flooding vertical corpses will be more likely to come out.
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
Plus, that disconcerting wet thump of the body hitting the footwell of the casket as you hoist it up to lawn-dart it into the hole.
YARGImapirate
fill casket with biodegradable spray foam prior to vertical.
MosquitoLobido
This is a beautifully painted picture, and I love it
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
Thank you.
AnnieBahde
And more chances for unfortunate latch malfunctions.
SupercalifragilisticexpialidociousShenanigans
Well we adapt the coffin to just have a tiny head hole door instead of a whole lenghtwise door.
AnnieBahde
Hmm maybe put the body on rollers so if people want an “open” casket for viewing you can just slide the head out the end?
MessageMeYourCats
I look forward to jamming someone's remains into their casket like I'm the creepy uncle at a family reunion
AnalFistingPornstarLegendWolverine
A simple roller drawer, like the kind at the morgue. Slides right in.
DanOrtega
nail em to the coffin. problem solved.
EvilNapkin
Uhhh just wrap them in duct tape. Duh!
FishingWarship
Solution: more narrow coffins.
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
Shrink-wrap packaging
Bignholy
Straps
mmartin762
Vacuum sealer storage packs
ImgurnariumOfDoctorGiraffus
don't forget when the meat sack sloughs off the body over time while upright and pools around the ankles.
DamyonP
Made me cringe for real