Insane theory about the newest Pokemon installment.

Aug 30, 2016 1:37 AM

IHateNatalieDormer

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That's just a theory, a game theory

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I can believe this because my dick was out long before I finished reading his theory

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Repost from earlier today -.-

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Oh goddamnit +1 for that

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KrPKq4lk1NQ Really good video. 45 minutes long though.

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Jesus that's unwatchable. Couldn't get further than 2 minutes, this is cringy as all hell

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It gets better further in, but it never really STOPS being cringy

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I feel really bad, too, since it's obvious they put a lot of effort into it, but MAN...

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Game Freak IS developing something on the NX prototype.

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so into it. Then

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This is on the fp twice on the same day. Thanks.

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@repoststatistics

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So is this the last part of the story or what!?!?

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What's the real ending?

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Stopped reading and scrolled all the way down when he got the Chimera heads wrong.

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This was good. Nice one

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that was a ride.. Love me some Harambe jazz but this was not my tune.

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It's 40 minutes past my bed time and I stayed up to fucking read this God dammit

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Can't believe I paused Hulu for this.

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I kinda chuckled. +1

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I almost took my upvote back after reading OP's name. His description saved him.

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I fucking hate you OP. (+1)

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At least wait longer than 4 hours before reposting this, come on

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Love this

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got me good, didnt notice my dick out till it was tolate. take my upvote

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Dicks out for Harambe

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How can I tell if my dick is tolate?

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Don't worry, nobody would have noticed your dick being out.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Damn

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yhea living on my own gives me the liberty to have it out when i want.

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The numbers Mason!

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WHAT DO THEY MEAN!?

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God what a good game that was

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Seriously though, Black Ops 1 had one of the best stories in any shooter I've played.

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I CAN'T GET THEM OUT OF MY HEAD

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BUT I NEED TO KNOW HOW MUCH OF IT IS ACTUALLY TRUE

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About 3.50 of true

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I can tell you this, the Hawaiian translation is false. There is no Hawaiian word "tapu", and Hawaiians don't have a word for Gorilla.

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The closest thing in Hawaiian to tapu would be kapu which means taboo or sacred. And if anything koko in Hawaiian means blood.

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I really don't want pokemon to end... it will leave me empty

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Everything after people over analysing the fuck outta clouds

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People are pretty cirrus when it comes to Pokemon.

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Big if true

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Basically using connections to alchemy, Among sever other connections the alchemical saying of 7 becoming 1 predicts "it all comes together"

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Everything up until the gorilla part is actually true

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Tapu Koko isn't a legendary though.

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There is no bat part in a chimera. It's goat, lion, and snake. That was when my BS meter went off.

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Hawaiian translation is false. Koko in Hawaiian is blood, and there is no tapu. Closest Hawaiian word is Kapu which is taboo or sacred

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That was a mistranslation in the first "pokemon the end" theory video. It was still stated to = forbidden by the gods or taboo afterwards.

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I wasn't prepared for that. I was so into it, wondering what the hell this all meant. Some huge interlocking conspiracy. God damn it.

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My face when I reached the bottom (final pic)

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