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zazackz
Just Yahoo it
DHTxTc
Google should've bought yahoo.Oh how the tables would've turned
AWormholeCalledJessicasFeet
Yahoo bought my ex S.O.'s company for $50 mill and did nothing w the tech afterwards.. "Mistakes were made" Yahoo main HQ probably.
ttobo22
The hashtag should be #dontbeayahoo
Inkdaddy66
What a bunch of yahoos!
DidgeryDrew
How is Yahoo even still around?
courageous
They did that....Why? I mean....Y!
PurpleLoveMoose
Well that was depressing
YeahFairiesWearBootsNala2011
And they never fixed Yahoo answers, that place is a cesspool.
lifefeed
2005 - Yahoo buy stake in Alibaba. 2015 - Investors decide Yahoo is worth exactly that stake, and their core business is worth nothing.
mrhahn
Imagine if they hadn't bought Alibaba!
Cavalrysword
That company was run by a bunch of yahoos.
Flyndaran
Was it really the exact same board of directors for 18 years? Who is this Yahoo? Related to 4Chan, I bet. /S
RayaidiY51
@SerAs2017
Zat01chi
What if ask jeeves bought Google?
SchmuseTigger
Well, they did not sell all of yahoo (+Flickr +Tumblr) to verizon. They still have stocks worth.. well.. about 35 billion. So..
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GrayChameleon
"Guess you could say something enwrong." -Barbara Dunkelman
wowmomwow
We'll se about that tumblr stock here....
Veartron
Maybe name your company something that doesn't mean 'idiot' and then act like that.
marvster
I was really rooting for Mayer, but she ruined Yahoo for me. I don't even look at my Yahoo email anymore.
nathanpietrobarton
Does anyone miss Yahoo internet Life?
VagabondEngineer
Do you Yahooooooooo
swanglemydangle
Maybe yahoo should have went to yahoo answers for advice
Ounnnnnnn
Always consult Ken M
SuperColaQueen
"You shouldn't sell yourself to Microsoft cause Microsoft has viruses and Apple does not" -xxCathyxxX
Rapiecage
I think it did...
WittyWes
Yee.. they screwed up on that one
UrsaPsi
Waiting 18 years for another 4.59 billion seems okay though.
somethingfunnyimsure
What a bunch of yahoos
Talahar
More like ya-who, am i right?
TigressinFlannel
Damnnnn refusing $40 billion ....damnnnn
GenericStormtrooper
TigressinFlannel
cool gif...but I seriously wish for $40 billion right now. Hell I don't even know what that even looks like!!!!
GenericStormtrooper
Why wish for 40 billion when you could wish for 50 or even 60. If you shoot for the stars and miss you still might hit the moon.
TigressinFlannel
thank you for trying to cheer me up...feeling very down lately, I have a final tomorrow and I am just numb in my head.
GenericStormtrooper
Hold up, why do you have a final at the start of the school year?
TheDogEnd
I understand not buying a new company, in a new market, b/c who knew what Google was going to be in 1998? 1/2
TheDogEnd
but EVERYBODY knows what money is! Who refuses 40 billion dollars? Silly Yahoo.
imjusthereforthemoneynotyourbs
MySpace was way worse
snomang
I agree... myspace was a terrible search engine
goodiecornbread
How?
imjusthereforthemoneynotyourbs
Tom sold to News Corp for 580 million usd, News Corp sold MySpace to Timberlake for 35 million. Yes it's millions but still.
TheFlyingSheep
Eh tom still made some serious cash.
zackofspades
And now he travels the world as a photographer, life on Easy Mode for the next thousand years.
BrokeMyFunnyBone
How did selling Myspace make him immortal?
zackofspades
Once you reach a certain income bracket the quality of healthcare you can afford is legendary. I wager he doubles my lifespan.
imjusthereforthemoneynotyourbs
He did but News Corp took a huge loss
mrhahn
So he made fuck-you money AND News Corp ended up getting screwed. He's truly winning.
imjusthereforthemoneynotyourbs
Si
blooregardqkazoo
Imagine the world if yahoo had bought google.
FuzzyX
Most likely Yahoo would curtail a rival.
chinablue
Remember Alta VIstas early days ? pretty much had the market cornered before Yahoo, most likely BIng would have filled that vacumn.
jmeyers1983
YA-Hooo-ooo-oo!!!
vGHazard
Hot tub time machine then?
youroutofyourelement
I'd rather not
shuthefuckupdonny
"I'm feeling unlucky"
OfficialMonsantoPR
Well do ya punk?
carebearsandstares
Actually yahoo might be relevant, despite everything google has tried, its still basically search.
oZsh1rts
Google also do email, maps, documents, calendars, An Operating System, big data, analytics, etc, etc, etc...
iggyface
No
Blud4BludGod
YyyahoooooOOooo
TheWhiteHouseChiefOfStaff
https://imgur.com/k0jPoN6
MyUserNameWasGonnaBeTheLongestWordInEnglishBUTItWasTaken
"Please answer the security questions you chose when you created your account 4 years ago"
ServantOfTheGodEmperorOfUsersub
I can only get into my old yahoo account via iPhone, even with the password.
MyDogIsAShitboxALT
Then the search system would be fucked up.
4thFuckingAccountGodDamnPassword
Better than a google-bing collab
subbywan
Yahoogle
ModusPonens
Goohoo
ineedcupcakestolive
This sounds amazing if you read it with a Scottish accent.
L3gionAir
YahhhhhhhHOOOOOOOOOOOOOgglllleeeeee
donkeymoney
this!
Paoloc0mments
Anyone remember Lycos?
ayokenzobenzo
Webcrawler? Alta Vista? Netscape?
Zoodpy
I used askjeeves like a civilized human
paulpounder
There would be a fucking Kardashian update on every mobile device.
idownvotekittens
Anyone remember yahooligans?
cuntycunt
YES
dekket
No thanks.
localbadboy
Wait a minute let me yahoo that...
Mightyteddy
Said no one ever ^^
Neutronius
BlackInkOutlaw
Askjeeves .com
snarkybitch
Thats just wrong
Cleanssk
So would "google it" if yahoo bought out google
Therearetoomanyusernames
Don't try to be reasonable here.
Punkdrumbum
Gross.
HaveYouSeenMyLSD
/a/bZwyH
jeromebettis
said no one ever!
Boredashell
Actually the old catch phrase was "Do you Yahoo?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRAl48Ucgmw
TheNightJanitor01
I upvoted this comment to 666 and I think that's a pretty accurate description