Jul 2, 2015 3:52 PM
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LatrineUsedToBeShitHouse
#2 He's going to touch the butt
MiketheD
The scuba diving one... Ya fuck that.
XxxBillyxxX
You mean Uh Jeff Uh goldblum Uh
sambleberry
That paper plane one is actually fishing line. The wind directions would cancel each other out and the plane would drop.
Retsam19
The first one really only works if you use the British pronunciation for buoy, i.e. "boy". Americans pronounce it more like "boo-eee".
Tyrannotron
Apple juice doesn't have seeds in it though; it'd be more like amniotic fluid.
PoIice
Tumblr thinks they're so dark and horrible. It's funny
SadisticTea
Seriously, tho. Why IS Nicholas Cage on the cover of a Serbian biology text book?
desaulniers
That oxygen thing is total BS
BoredAfro
#37 Look at me. I'm the Captain now.
MicrosizeMe
To be fair that sushi looks like Frozone
CorneliusCornwall
The last one. Prime minister of Canada is nic cage. Do it Hollywood.
NappaTheFriendlyGhost
My navy friend is serving on an Aircraft carrier. almost drowned because the fear of looking into the abyss while swimming froze him.
iEatTheCat
That shit would scare the fuck out of me too. I mean shit dude it's kind of like if you were out in space but not hooked up to anything.
CoolSnackChris
Guy in the diving photo is a family friend of ours, William Trubridge. Holds the world freediving record currently. From NZ!
SirReginaldDukeOfChutney
When we did our deep sea swim thing I was fucking scared shitless.
He was fine until he went underwater and the sense of holy shit took over him. Special kind of fear staring into an endless void.
Changing my name on facebook to Edgar Allan Bro.
Earlkay
When I was a toddler I got lost in a supermarket. I've always understood finding nemo
Protestanthorsespice
I did the same only it was in France and I lived in Ireland. I thought I was gonna have to live in a French supermarket forever...
margaretolson
Did Ellen Degeneres find you and help bring you home?
HamsterFood
This scenario seems entirely plausible to me
LatrineUsedToBeShitHouse
#2 He's going to touch the butt
MiketheD
The scuba diving one... Ya fuck that.
XxxBillyxxX
You mean Uh Jeff Uh goldblum Uh
sambleberry
That paper plane one is actually fishing line. The wind directions would cancel each other out and the plane would drop.
Retsam19
The first one really only works if you use the British pronunciation for buoy, i.e. "boy". Americans pronounce it more like "boo-eee".
Tyrannotron
Apple juice doesn't have seeds in it though; it'd be more like amniotic fluid.
PoIice
Tumblr thinks they're so dark and horrible. It's funny
SadisticTea
Seriously, tho. Why IS Nicholas Cage on the cover of a Serbian biology text book?
desaulniers
That oxygen thing is total BS
BoredAfro
#37 Look at me. I'm the Captain now.
MicrosizeMe
To be fair that sushi looks like Frozone
CorneliusCornwall
The last one. Prime minister of Canada is nic cage. Do it Hollywood.
NappaTheFriendlyGhost
My navy friend is serving on an Aircraft carrier. almost drowned because the fear of looking into the abyss while swimming froze him.
iEatTheCat
That shit would scare the fuck out of me too. I mean shit dude it's kind of like if you were out in space but not hooked up to anything.
CoolSnackChris
Guy in the diving photo is a family friend of ours, William Trubridge. Holds the world freediving record currently. From NZ!
SirReginaldDukeOfChutney
When we did our deep sea swim thing I was fucking scared shitless.
NappaTheFriendlyGhost
He was fine until he went underwater and the sense of holy shit took over him. Special kind of fear staring into an endless void.
SirReginaldDukeOfChutney
Changing my name on facebook to Edgar Allan Bro.
Earlkay
When I was a toddler I got lost in a supermarket. I've always understood finding nemo
Protestanthorsespice
I did the same only it was in France and I lived in Ireland. I thought I was gonna have to live in a French supermarket forever...
margaretolson
Did Ellen Degeneres find you and help bring you home?
HamsterFood
This scenario seems entirely plausible to me