Fractal Vise (Banana for scale)

Jun 25, 2021 9:25 PM

dartmaster666

Views

87902

Likes

1793

Dislikes

30

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBeOgGt_oWU

Patented in 1913.

Put your dick in it

5 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 3

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Vice not vise?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This was restored by Hand Tool Rescue, look him up on the Youtubes he repairs some super cool stuff

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This is gripping content.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

"source" = 9Gag? ROFL! 9gag has never been a source

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

PIVOT, PIVOOOT

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Weird. I just watched this restoration video

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Huh, similar to how traditional wiper blade frames work.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yes!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*ahem* I mean, quite right.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here's the real source! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBeOgGt_oWU His videos are really good!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Scale Republic

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shit this is so cool.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hand Tool Rescue. YT. Watch it for the intro.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Evapo rust!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, source: https://youtu.be/QBeOgGt_oWU

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6th

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is very cool.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seeing those metal jaws adjust is so satisfying to my monkey brain

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's a nice set you got there.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Always downvote 9gag

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 4

9gag cited as source.......I cant contain my laughter

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Imagine if your teeth did this when you ate something.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Real Source: https://youtu.be/QBeOgGt_oWU

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

8th

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's not the source. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBeOgGt_oWU is the source

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

9th.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The actual source instead of a 9gag link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBeOgGt_oWU

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

7th

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I absolutely don't need this, but damn I want one

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 195 Dislikes 3

K

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Are the jaws reusable?

5 years ago | Likes 514 Dislikes 4

Do you think it would freeze into one shape forever, Sherlock?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You were at 69, but I upvoted anyways.

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

Yes, just like your moms.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It looks like each side has 2 half circle pieces that move. Each has 2 other half circles that move too. So just moving to fit the shape.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah, the image is just low quality so you can't see the components moving very well.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Jaws no!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Watch the video. It clamps on anything automatically. It just has a fuckload of parts.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can't fuck the vice

5 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

You SHOULDN'T fuck the vise. And then the Bard said " You can fuck anything... at least once"

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not with that attitude.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don't tell me what I can't do. You're not my mom.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, you could...

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Challenge accepted.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would assume so. Looks like the individual pieces just pivot to accommodate weird shapes.

5 years ago | Likes 331 Dislikes 0

Looks to me like they pivot to accommodate bananas

5 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

This is clearly a banana only vice

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

The image quality makes it look like the metal is deforming to get into the right shape. Its hard to see they are actually moving parts.

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

The circle lines of the larger pivot is pretty clear. And if you look you can see each of those circles is split in half with smaller jaws

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Finally, a vice for my penis!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You'd need the smaller, jewellers version.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is there a chance the track could bend?

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Not on your life my Hindu friend!

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yes https://youtu.be/QBeOgGt_oWU

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Okay, that 80's sitcom intro brings it to a whole 'nother level.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, you need to watch all of his videos!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

socially distant garbage on the floor is back woo!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sauce: Hand Tool Rescue on Youtube. Watched the video yesterday and now I really want one of these.

5 years ago | Likes 157 Dislikes 0

Corrected

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

He has been working on it for months on insta.... That thing is amazing

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Was going to say that. I love his videos, so relaxing and fascinating to watch. Also, sand blasting *bonks* are always funny

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

https://youtu.be/QBeOgGt_oWU

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And you're the 10th person that posted it and it's been corrected.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too, but they look like a pain in the ass to keep clean of tiny chips and swarf.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Hit it with the air hose?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Until tiny pieces get wedged in between all those moving parts like clearance measuring tape.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe the pieces aren't "fixed" so you just can remove and clean? Haven't looked it up, just a thought... ?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That would make things easier. Didn't think of that.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0