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Jul 2, 2018 5:22 PM
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ItsActuallyDavidNow
I had a dream I transformed my old Nokia phone into a gun. It shot lasers. It was awesome.
micmic00
Must be insane to live on the border!!
Floppydiscpornstar
Emal
I used my phone in my dream just an hour ago. I was gonna take a picture of a forest but turned out to be an angry grandpa in his knickers..
timmargh
Um, are you okay?
dmack095
Green Naruto and blonde Sasuke
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baseballboy3711
Whenever my phone shows up in my dreams, Im always texting and its always autocorrecting to the wrong ducking word.
PeanutTechno
That's depressing...
SkywardSpork
Thing is about college/University it's all self learning. The lecturers are there to explain it, up to you to understand it and learn.
youCanHaveMyUsernameIfYouWant
Bottom action figures are going to do some fun stuff I guess
heffalumpisbetterthannone
Last one: i'm pretty sure it was Winnie-the-Pooh
ALadyNamedSadie
I constantly dream I'm trying to call someone, but have no idea how to call someone or how to dial.
fairlytwisted
It's because you don't know anyones number by heart cause they're all in your phone, and you don't have your phone with you ;)
RaWrNikkaRaWr
That white and grey cat is going to eat that pig! Look at him just licking his chops he is ready!
prinzessinmustapha
the other one's gonna protect it!
foxysloth
Mmmmm... bacon
wadeMFNwilson
Licking his chops... What you did there... I see it
metalfoto
SO JUICY
4bdn
#7 A little sticky tho.
iBlameMyImaginaryDogForFarting
#1
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JhericFury
#19 ...I just...If there's a God, this shit is why he's abandoned us.
Seere
If there's a god we're the zit on an atoms ass inside a grain of sand and he doesn't care.
s0bere
Well actually if there's a god then... oh wait. Right. Nvm
JhericFury
I mean, to the best of our knowledge, we're the only zit in this universe to make atomic weapons and laugh tracks, we're pretty recognisable
Seere
You put too much worth into the human race.
JhericFury
Nah, we're pretty shit, but we are definitely interesting.
PiGiSpi
As far as we're aware is the key, it's silly to assume that just because we're unaware that the rest of the universe has no one like us
nero4ty2
vegan hot dogs do exist, they even have them at some ball parks
beefytrout
Difficulty: that baseball game is in Texas.
GrandmaSlappy
The Texas Rangers ballpark has an all vegan stand with hot dogs and nachos and such
nero4ty2
https://www.livekindly.co/texas-rangers-stadium-premiers-new-vegan-options-for-opening-day/ most vegan friendly park in the us
Craftworks
https://imgur.com/E1bb0PV
Jennnayyy
#17 Maybe it’s a veggie dog...?
n0n53n53
so tofu ass and lips?
GrandmaSlappy
Judging by their shirts, they're at the Texas Rangers ballpark which has a vegan stand
BitchButcher
#3 Attendance in college?I thought the point about universities is personal responsibility. I had to attend only for about 10% of curriculum
fortfantastic
for some classes I was in, if we missed three we couldn't write the final. (And therefore fail)
nero4ty2
some profs enforce it very strictly, attendance can be a large part of your grade
nemo3590
I think every single one of my classes in college had strict attendance policies, which was annoying because, yeah, mostly self-learned.
flavivsaetivs
#1 is technically possible. In the early cycles of storage devices (capacitors, batteries) they often experience a slight uptick in (1/2)
flavivsaetivs
storage capacity before dropping off after the first few hundred cycles. (2/2)
Rivalyn
A proper charge only uses 90-95% of the maximum capacity. Software that doesn't take this into account might read an overcharge as > 100%
flavivsaetivs
This too.
tyro1
#20 can someone explain this to me? I don’t have any friends so I wasn’t able to use that excuse.
hunterlouise
https://youtu.be/cpbTNfR4K8I
tyro1
Man, I commented way late and you still came through. You da real MVP. Cheers!
DefinitelyNotTippster
#8... huh?
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
Yeah that's a great one.
ourari
Proposed copyright regulation in EU. People are freaking out, because uninformed, but it's a long way from being law.
ourari
https://www.cnet.com/news/article-13-europes-hotly-debated-eu-copyright-law-explained/
StopAskingMeForAnAccountImgurIWannaLurk
BenderBendingRrodriguez
Seere
Aww man you should see that meme. It is awesome. Too bad you live in the EU.
PeanutPotPlant
I think there is way too much EU bashing... article 13 is horrible, yes, but be careful to not go all anti-EU 1/2
PeanutPotPlant
because they’re doing alot of good stuff too 2/2
JoeHutty
Issa joke
Seere
This guy gets it. +1 good sir and/or madam.
404namecantbefound
*From the UK* Not for long, muwhahaha
flightlessfruit
UK, huh? How's your porn filter doing?
PeanutPotPlant
While people are getting arrested for making jokes...
sicca3
Nr. 16 might be a vegetarian/vegan hot dog, tastes great.
GrandmaSlappy
It definitely is, judging by their shirts they're at the Texas rangers ballpark which has a vegan stand
amglasgow
Tastes no worse than a standard hot dog anyway.
zoezoebelle
But much worse than a NY hotdog
amglasgow
How good a hot dog is, is 80% toppings, 10% how it's cooked, 10% the dog itself.
zoezoebelle
You must have never had a NY hotdog
gablestout
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
No that’s green plumber naruto and blond sweaty sasuke
Undrave
Lookedm ore lie Spikey Rock Lee to me.
Rowee
So Luigi Naruto?
8serene8
I’ve dreamt about my cellphone but I can never get it to work
ohjohnboy
If you get it to work call me on my dream phone
Stonefruitlove
what‘s your dream number?
ohjohnboy
¥£¥-¶¢∆-€∆£¶£
ArcaneM37
I dreamt of my phone and swiped with my thumb. Apparently i actually swiped my thumb on my palm which made dream me feel like my phone fell.
yourCleverUsername10
It's like trying to read in a dream. It doesn't work quite right, it's too complicated for the subconscious to store all the features. Plus>
flightlessfruit
Heh. Just try to look at your fingers if you're in for a slight surreal shock; it can't even get hands remotely right.
8serene8
You know, I don’t think I’ve ever read a book in my dreams
nemo3590
I had a recurring dream where I could read exactly one page of a book, word for word, but I could never turn the page.
yourCleverUsername10
-comprehensive/imaginative reading is done in the same part of the brain as dreaming. It's like trying to rub your tummy, pat your head, and
yourCleverUsername10
-hop in a circle on 1 foot, while saying the alphabet backwards.
Berrybread
I've read so many times that you aren't supposed to be able to read in dreams yet I have numerous times especially text messages on my phone
yourCleverUsername10
There are exceptions to the rules. Your brain is wired a bit differently. Do the texts make sense or are they weird?
nametobechosenlater
Wait, back the fuck up. Please tell me that the Undertaker/Kane one is fake.
SoIJustWriteAnythingHere
nope
Narfmonsterr
Its real. Mark Calloway (Undertaker) and Glenn Jacobs (Kane) are just brothers under their characters, similar to actor "families" in a Movi
DumboOctopus
I even googled it. I just took it as a truth! They are indeed not related at all in real life.
Beefmonger
You mean Kane and Taker not being real life brothers? They are not real brothers. I too thought otherwise when I was younger.
popejubal
#14 I don't understand. They really are brothers. What is the lie part?
GoliathSkittles
They aren't brothers in real life, which I don't think anyone really thought.
UnseenUniversity
Their characters are. Not the real persons though.
flightlessfruit
The actors aren't, apparently?
skychuckles
runn3rBeast
He could just add “Not” in front of it.
GrandmaSlappy
It's a vegan hot dog, if you note the team's shirts, the ranger's ballpark has a vegan hotdog stand
schwiftyPop
GrandmaSlappy
That's a vegan hot dog, the Texas Rangers ballpark has an all vegan snack stand
MeezerStandardTime
It IS hilarious! I assume that he was a vegan for a period of time, then wasn't? How long was he vegan? I would definitely get a cover-up!
GrandmaSlappy
It's a vegan hot dog, the Texas rangers ballparkhas an all vegan snack stand
cogitoro
I mean, to be fair, 90% of word tattoos end up being either meaningless or cruelly ironic. "Daddy's Little Angel" "Live Fast Die Young" etc
GrandmaSlappy
It's a vegan hot dog, that particular ballpark has a vegan hot dog stand
cogitoro
That's why I prefer picture tattoos: they're consistently meaningless from the beginning.
MrInconspicuous
regregex
Imagine being in a place half day and half night. Not sunrise. Not sunset. Literally one half day, the other half night.
MrInconspicuous
The place you're imagining would be unhabitable on the "night" side on account of it never getting any sunlight. It's not that profound.
regregex
Thank you. Now if the terminator moved like it does on Earth...
mcdude21
Wow I live right on the tip of the border. I never knew!!
ShinySephiroth
Just walk outside and enjoy, my friend!
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
“I don’t see the afternoon part”
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veedubfreak
This is why humanity needs to end
BYERE
The idea of day and night being a single constant like the idiots in the comments suggest, is fake. The commentary is likely very real...
Floppydiscpornstar
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
*opens plague inc.*
Flyndaran
No one who thinks this ever considers that they and their loved ones would be among those killed. Extreme egotism.
EonAce
Be careful what you wish for...
NoForethought
Think about how dumb the average person is, and that half of them are even dumber. - some comedian
f3ll4g
https://imgur.com/ETguiGz.gif
NoForethought
there he is
KiwiChickenz
I don't think that's how averages work.
ALargeAgglomerationOfAtomsSuperficiallyResemblingAUser
I can confirm that that is in no way how averages work
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
He means median. If the average iq is 100 say that means that for every 180iq person Theres someone equally as dumb and people invetween.(1)
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
So if there's an average of 100 and we know there's people with 180 then there must be outliers on the other side as well. (2)
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
The "average" in this case is actually the middle of those two values but not necessarily the average. been a while since I took stats tho.
whatifigetthiswrong
Sad but true
MCCCVIII
Its real, and I think it was translated from spanish
Wileydj
This hurt to read. Esp that one troll who said "you get bored". Who you tryna impress.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
I think they’re trying to say if you got bored you could just walk over, not that that’s what they do
Undrave
Dumbasses EVERYWHERE! ><
Buckbeak1486
I am that stupid, yes, so what would it look like?
MrInconspicuous
It would look like this crazy phenomenon called sunrise/sunset.
Buckbeak1486
Oh, yea... I am an idiot.
pocketflan
We voted for Donal Trump. This is how dumb some people actually are
dontkillSif
Well... Checkmate flat earthers, that's a curved shadow
flightlessfruit
It could be a disk-shaped object traveling a circular path in front of a central light source.
ohjohnboy
Clearly there is a giant lense in the sky out there by the govt to warp the shadow into a curved line to make it look like a round earth
ShinySephiroth
Clearly
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
Guys I know it's fun to sit here and consider how much smarter you are than everyone. But you know most of those are trolling, if not all.
MamaSandra
Idunno... I wouldn't put it past some people. Believe me, I'm friends with a few people who'd prolly see that pic and react the same way.
ohjohnboy
God I really really hope so
SpearSharp
It's from facebook, so i doubt that it's fake
ENCHANTMEN
Can't tell if this is a joke about facebook being unreliable or making fun of people who use facebook being dumb...
Daaaaaaaaale
You get enough comments and there will be dumb ones
timmargh
#7 took me longer than I'd like to admit
DoggoPicsMakeMeHungry
I still don't understand. Is it a masturbatory device?
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresdenIsMyPatronus
You understand perfectly. It is a sleeve. I suspect his brother has...shall we say, violated that thing many, many times.
Rowee
A vagina shaped one, yes