At least he’s got good friends.

Jan 25, 2025 6:00 PM

dickwitfo

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This is a car that hungers for its drivers blood, this car will stop at nothing to lay low any who get behind its wheel, be they professional or amateur, this car hungers for souls.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I guess he sure showed him who the bigger asshole was

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Clown

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Binned it

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You already knew how this was going to end when he needed to back up to make it out of that spot

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Employees at the Chrysler tech center used to be able to take home a fleet viper for the weekend until someone took it one out and immediately wrapped it around a tree

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Viper videos are always great. You couldn't fucking pay me to even just sit in one of those goddamn death traps. Vipers crave blood and death so strongly they ought to have a fucking SCP designation.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Often the reason for this is supercars don't have a lot of miles on them. Older ones like this Viper likely have tires that show good tread depth but are too old and the rubber doesn't grip well anymore.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

You are an idiot.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Actually, he's not wrong. Old tires are common on these Vipers because they're not cheap to get.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And the crowd goes wild.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Just because you can afford a viper does not mean you can drive a viper

2 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

Or that you'll be able to afford another one after totalling the first Viper (plus someone else's car in the process)

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

if you can afford one viper you cant afford driving a viper.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

RWD + high torque = respect the damn thing.. even a Muetang has waay to much power that most people don’t know how to handle

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Respect the Muetang Clan!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Straight line buddy, straight line.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Car with one of the highest death rates. 800hp and rear wheel drive.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gen 3 Vipers had 500hp. In fact, no Viper ever made had 800hp.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I stand corrected. The '8' was stuck in mind... They have 8L engines

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

uhm, and 800HP would fare better in FWD ?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#NoBallz

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No balls? More like no brains.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Backs up slowly.
Barely avoids backing into other car.
Pulls slowly away from the curb.
Yells "Punch it, Chewie!" (probably) and floors it.
Immediately loses control. 😂

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"Floor it?" "NO, SPONGEBOB!"

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

'Try hards' Literally fools who fail cos they tried too hard.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Listen to me. You don’t got this.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

From douchebag to moron in 3 seconds flat.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They are not mutually exclusive. There is in fact a very large union.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

good thing he backed up first to give himself a little more room.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The insurance company would like to thank the video poster

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The Viper is one of the most unforgiving road legal performance cars ever made. Its in the same club as the first Porsche 911 Turbo which also had a record of wanting to kill its driver.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Both are widowmakers for the same reason of course. People with wallets that exceed their driving skill.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And the Porsche Carrera GT, the one Paul Walker died in. A few years before that happened Jeremy Clarkson tested it on Top Gear and said "this will kill you".

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The Porsche 911 has a bad rep because people had NO clue on how they behave. The engine is in the back, if you get into a slide, press the throttle and correct it instead of cutting power as you'll just have a 400lb swing weight in the rear coming back the other way all of the sudden, basically it just doesn't behave as a FR layout and it caught people offguard.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A good sportcar is supposed to have a decent weight balance between front and rear. Moreover, a weight imbalance to the back is quite rare. I'm not surprised they had no clue.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It definitely is unorthodox but given that the 911 platform is the platform with the absolute most competitive wins in motorsport history and that the newer models are blazingly fast around the 'Ring, they clearly were on to something even though it takes some getting used to.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In their defence, Vipers were basically engineered to do that if you tried to drive it even slightly aggressively

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've driven fast cars all my life, and every time I see something like this I'm confused. Don't know how anyone could have such a terrible feel for driving.

2 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 4

His tires must have been smoother than Trump's brain.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I was going to say the exact same thing.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fast rear wheel drive cars be doing that especially if you have not drive it for a while (you are not used to the torque and the "push")

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I ain't ever driven a fast car! and only moderately fast motorcycles. Maybe I should have a midlife crisis and get a fast car on a loan and wreck it the first week?

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, but have you driven a 3200 pound car with a 645 horsepower V-10 wedged inside the most unstable drive train ever made?

I test drove one back in the early 2002. What ridiculous piece of shit that car was. It was only good for driving in a straight line, no exaggeration. Every time you do anything in a Viper, it feels like the car is trying to kill you! Ended up buying a Z06 instead.

2 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 2

Is it like trying to drive in pretty much any video game?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Only good for driving in a straight line" Tell that to the Viper GTS-R. That car is a legend.

They are incredibly dangerous to the wrong person, but to the right person, they are incredibly fast.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Gen 1 (SR2) vipers had 450-ish horsepower, OG gen 1 had 400-ish.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It doesn't seem like it's good at going straight either...

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

He dared move the steering wheel

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always thought if someone gets an expensive car like this, they would have a proper training first. Why are people allowed to drive such a car in civil, if they do not have a special license? Why is that not a thing?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Because capitalism insists that if you have enough money to spend you can do whatever the fuck you want.

Regulations only exist for the poor.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm guessing you live in the US. Where the gun thing is a thing. Believe me, it's not that surprising.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I live in Germany.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was gonna say, any American WOULDN'T wonder lol.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You were born knowing how to drive race cars huh?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Clutch to floor. Car go straight.

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Yeah but then you blow up the engine ’cause you want to keep the accelerator pinned.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 11

Every car has a rev limiter

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No. We’re talking about someone that has lost control of a car. They’ve already taken their foot off of the gas and are now making the situation worse with brake and over correction steering when the simple solution is to push the clutch to the floor.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I live a stonethrow away from the nürnburgring. I‘ve never had an accident there. Yes, i like to drive fast. Sometimes 155 mph on my way to work (only if there’s no traffic and where it’s legal). Do you know what i love more? My family and my life. If the autobahn is full I drive slowly. If you are on the ring, it’s moist and you have a potent car with rear wheel drive? Foot of the gas. Driving isn’t about mashing the gas pedal and praying. It’s about thinking and sometimes braking. Hard.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I knew from how careful his reverse was, that this was going to go very bad

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You really have to know how to drive to handle a Viper. It’s old school.

2 years ago | Likes 385 Dislikes 0

That is a car that is actively trying to kill you.

2 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

I know three people who have/do own them. All 3 of them have driven it a handful of times and have/had it sitting somewhere looking pretty, afraid to every drive them again. They all say the same thing over the years "that car is actively trying to kill me and it terrifies me."

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I drove one. It's in my top three rides. #1, bulldozer, #2 commuter ferry, #3, viper

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah but this could've been avoided just like all the mustang incidents if the douche let up on the gas as soon as it oversteer. These guys would do the same in any rear wheel drive car.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Most American muscle cars handle like shit, though.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Thats all "old school" ever means: outdated/obsolete, crude, shitty and bad.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

And unsafe*

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The Viper actually handles fantastic, people are just absolute shit drivers and don't expect 460ftlbs/630-ish NM of torque at 3500 RPM for the first gen SR2 models. Worked on several, driven several and a few on track.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Viper is infamous for being something else entirely. As another user said, the common sentiment is that you are driving something that actively wants to kill you.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

American cars are usually heavier that most and designed mostly for straight lines.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just like the citizens

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We arent designed that way, it's purely a fault of our upbringing and environment.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't the viper basically a full blow track car that they used some weird wording/whatever to get street legal?

2 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 2

Nah, it was basically designed with the concept of "we have a huge engine, let's attach the minimum amount of car necessary to make it functional and street legal". The original version didn't even have a roof for the first few model years until they finally added one as an option.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah, it was basically designed with the concept of "we have a huge engine, let's attach the minimum amount of car necessary to make it functional and street legal". The original version didn't even have a roof for the first few model years until they finally added one as an option.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Essentially, yes. Softened a bit, but it's not for untalented hacks.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They are horrible on a track, even a drag strip. Step on the gas to fast, you spin, step on the break to hard, you spin. When you do take it to a track you have drop it off at the shop the day after cause they have to replace half the body plastics that snapped the connectors due to torque twisting. Also your pilot sport cup 2’a have to be replaced cause it just pops rubber ball off them on each corner.

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Pretty accurate. They are crap to drive every day. Panel gaps are all off. No hood release on the inside (it's located up in the lower grill). They are uncomfortable. I saw a Viper ACR a while back that is basically a track car. It had one of the fastest times on the ring for a long while.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its basically a lamborgini engine with a seat. The tires are there so it does not scrape the road.

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Best description ever.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The V10 is technically a truck engine moreso than a Lamborghini engine. Just a ton of torque down low and doesn't like to rev that much.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

the engine came from lambo originally by request from dodge to soup up their 40 year old chrysler LA engine.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not really, as it was totally unbalanced and prone to exaggerated oversteer (QED). It is absolutely unforgiving and nearly impossible to drive for any length of time. You have to give it gobs of respect.

2 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

1st gen was fairly unbalanced but 2nd gen was near perfect, people just weren't used to that amount of torque in such a light package. OP's vid is a 3rd gen Viper which is considerably tamer in every regard, dude driving just sucks.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I've never driven one, but Car & Driver regularly had it beating the Vette in high speed track tests. Yes, they certainly know what they're doing, but they evaluate balance specifically and often said it was more forgiving than the Vette.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I used to see them a lot when I was a kid because they were a popular rental car. Though I never heard of any accidents. I wonder if the rental version was purposefully tuned down or something?

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It was a sports car but just way over torqued and powered without computer control - which meant once those wheels broke free and your foot

2 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 0

was still pinning the gas, it became unrecoverable.

2 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

uninsurable?

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

People think you can drive Vipers (and a lot of performance vehicles like them) like you drive a regular car.

Spoiler alert: you can't. LOL.

2 years ago | Likes 205 Dislikes 1

I can and would drive a performance vehicle like a regular car, but then I am slow as fuck.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you sneeze, you lose rear traction and gain inertia.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I was young once and longed for horsepower, loud pipes and burnouts. Now I just want to cruise down the road nice and easy and not have crazy ass people cut me off or tailgate me or (one I saw yesterday) cross over into oncoming traffic to make a turn

2 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

I have a car that does both. A Crown Victoria. With the traffic advisor in the back, it makes people careful.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like having a car that can do both.....I've had an RB25 powered S13 for about ten years now. (it was just a regular S13 i bought in 2002 before that) It's not loud though. I *hate* loud cars. XD

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got a minivan. To haul all the babies i be makin

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well you can, it's just that nobody does and by the time they figure out they should have, shit like this happens

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Drive on a track, take lessons, practice. Don't do that shit on the public roads.

A great track experience is life changing

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's because every one of them thinks they're Dale Earnhardt Jr.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And all too many end up like Dale Earnhardt Sr.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You mispronounced Ricky Bobby

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah, they THINK they're Dale Jr., but they ARE Ricky Bobby.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I'm goin' FAST!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0