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Jan 27, 2018 5:22 AM
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bpetersen
This needed to be a gif
Barjack
I played a gnome illusionist made permanently 3 inches tall thanks to several attempts with a cursed rod of wonders. I rode my hawk familiar
JokeDestroyer
When the DM says "Are you sure?" you need to re-evaluate your life choices.
anomerica
Barbarian wants to kick down barred doors of a keep. There are already giant holes in the wall to walk thru. Nat 20, door kills ambush party
MericanNightmare
whineandwine
walkingstranger
"That's what your wanna do.... Al'right... roll..."
cypherneo
smashpro1
A huge encounter wasted because of three straight natural 1s!
CaveHunter3000
In one game I had the power to control animals, so to get rid of a crowd I got a bunch of birds to fly over and poop over everyone
TheTopPalmTiger
Until I read the comments I thought it was talking about football and GM was like... General Manager.
Iliketocommentinrandom
Clever
brknsoul
You can certainly try. -Matt Mercer.
TheRealJeffLebowski
So how do you want to do this?
flamingflamingo
I had a friend who ran a game with a space setting, and they were going to rescue some rich guy's pet. On the ship, they were found and >
flamingflamingo
attacked by some kind of space lion. After a panicked scramble, they managed to space it... not realizing yet that that was the guy's pet.
otakon17
Sounds like the plot of many a cartoon. 'Rescue my Boopsy!' Said "Boopsy" is a 300 foot long plant cat with razor sharp tendrils.
WhAtAb0uT
Stupid question but here goes, I thought it was DM? Not GM? The fuck is GM?
MyDogJake
General manager.
PsykerKitty
Game Master/Dungeon Master.
WhAtAb0uT
Goddamit thanks I knew it was a dumb question.
GodOfTheBumbleBees
In some systems it might also be a narrator, keeper, referee... GM is sort of the collective term.
ifandonlyif
I need to find a group, this stuff always sounds so fun.
KiwiGameDev
It always is
Lucasdagon
Website called roll20 specificly for online trpg
WhySoSeverusSnape
I want to start too but knows nothing and my dorky friends are into cars and Sports.
Spudders
https://discord.gg/CfpgVpz
CoBr2
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IMakeGifsLookGood
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SummerBunny101
What... exactly... is it?
Spudders
imgur D&D discord. there's something to the tune of a thousand of us, maybe more.
SummerBunny101
What does it do tho?
Spudders
It's a discord server join link
betnx
In the least creepy voice I own... 'where do you live?
BasicallyAsian
How many voices do you own???
betnx
I'm up to 9 at the moment.... Trying to finalise the sale of a 10th to get my free 11th
TransGirlsDoItBetter
Only the half dozen I stole from my victims.
TheGracefulDead
My group is looking for members
Elandeso
What time? I could also hop in if you have room for me :)
TheGracefulDead
I’ll ask my DM. Got two groups running at the moment. One is Sunday @ 7 EST and the other is TBD
TransGirlsDoItBetter
You don't say?
TheGracefulDead
I do say
CoBr2
Does your group play online?
TheGracefulDead
Yup
CoBr2
I wish to learn if you still need peoples
Pegussu
"I am a gnome. The dragon is huge. Can I Dimension Door inside the dragon?"
Wraith182
Hah - oh, Scanlan.
Woodstock47
Critical Role!
BrockEffingSamson
I would have said yes.
Pegussu
So did that DM. Although the gnome spawned in a stomach full of acid, the shrunken elf spawned between two muscles that crushed him.
JustAnotherFurry
Bad GM: arrive in a place that is already occupied[...]take 1d6 points of damage and are shunted to a random open space [...]within 100 feet
JustAnotherFurry
Not bad for allowing fun but now the player will have a wrong perception of what that spell can do. May cause anger/fits later!
Ezra09
Context is important. The GM and players of Critical Role work incredibly well together. That GM is what I aspire to be in my game.
Pegussu
The player knew what it was meant to do. They laid out their plan and said, "Now, DM....I guess this depends on you."
PaganPudding
I don't think you can honestly watch Crit Role and then say Matt Mercer is a bad GM.
Halykan
I think Mercer is great, but I think the stuff he runs has a pretty specific brand. I like a little more versatility in my game master.
KiwiGameDev
Got a game tomorrow and it’s looking like the orca adopted tiefling baker son is gonna get an ass whopping from the Dragon math teacher
Templarfreak
what.
KiwiGameDev
The tiefling was fine and now we are in a shade throwing pissing match with a Aasmiar over who can make the better broomstick. Ours has weed
Templarfreak
wow.
KiwiGameDev
We don’t know what they’ve got but I’m suspicious that the seven year old is gonna summon zombies on our ass
Templarfreak
jesus.
thatoneopthatdidthething
The bard in my group tried to seduce a troll and rolled a nat 20. The gm now has a separate scenario packet he calls the lovebook.
hippy80
I need to do this...
jfeulner
I played in a campaign where my Bard was based off the character from The Gamers 2: Darkness Rising.
jfeulner
Our team failed at opening a chest. I joked with the DM that I'd seduce it open. He said do it. Nat 20. A mimic was born that day.
Exileddude
I enjoy "nat 20s" on skill checks......
THEdrakespirit
I wish I kept the meme about the guy who rolled for meta knowledge and crit. I think the players character killed themselves
levifire
I once tried to seduce the owner of an inn for a free night, rolled a 33 all bonuses included. All of a sudden my character was married
thatoneopthatdidthething
Nice
spacemany0
Can you roll unnatural 20?
buckthorn
If you have a +5 to attack and roll a 15, that's an unnatural 20.
bully3510
Nat 20 indicates that the result was just what was on the die. Otherwise you might call out your die roll plus modifiers.
spacemany0
So you can roll a 25 on d20. Cool.