amazon fires 

Aug 22, 2019 9:57 AM

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france for scale

I would have preferred a banana for scale

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks for this, I did not know what the scale was... shit sticks thats huge

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Is this why I haven't received my package?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Should have used a banana for scale.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First siberia catches fire and now amazon

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

France is bananas

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did anyone else read that as amazon fries or is that just my dyslexic ass?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What's bad is I read your post as "amazon fires" and was like "that is what it says... oooohh wait."

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

France consumes 500,000 bananas annually. (4scale)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There goes the oxygen supply, we're fucked now.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

There's probably a banana for scale somewhere in there.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's nice to see people care but as a previous dude said, this is a pretty normal occurance - https://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/images/14546

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That link doesn’t work for me ?.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Odd, usually I see London first.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“It’s been 4 weeks, France has now lost oxygen and now breath via cigarettes”

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

So, almost the size of Texas. Got it.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I want to slap Bolsonaro

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

Have they tried just putting France over the fire?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

They’d throw wine on it and we’d be really screwed.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't this Windy's CO2 map? The fires themselves would be much much smaller than their smoke clouds. China looks far worse than this. Link:

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Shhh people don't wanna here that truth shit here man.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude, really bad time for France to move there.

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

Frexit

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If its not measured in washing machines I can't grasp the proportion of the fire

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 3

Dishes or laundry?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Car.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This really isn't funny

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Not really but if people keep posting it gets shared and you know the deal.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anything can be funny. You just have to turn it into a joke.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Uhh...wait a minute. The official unit of measure on Imgur is the banana. How many bananas are equivalent to one France?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Must be at least 40

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

42?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait so french Guiana is like half the size of france itself?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When did France move?

7 years ago | Likes 1329 Dislikes 16

France is always running away...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Come back when your country has a better military record.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lol

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FREXIT

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

They had a bad break up with Great Britain

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...When they heard where that good good frog was...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Last Tuesday, I think

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Notre Dame fires went out, they're looking for a new place to burn down

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Last week, Germany moved in.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Petition to move France to South America just to confuse the French.

7 years ago | Likes 144 Dislikes 1

Or to burn them

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Well now Trump is going to have to watch out for those damn French trying to invade us from Brazil.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But I’m le tired

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Zen take a nap.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn’t realize that it got enough signatures

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Take a look a bit to the north there buddy. Already been done

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

France is for sale?

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Sorry for the gross picture.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I can read it in his stupid voice

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Based on that map, isn't BOLIVIA where the problem is?

7 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 5

Look at a real map

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

No, that map is pretty accurate. The president of Bolivia prioritizes agriculture over environmental protection and authorized burning

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

like the Tchernobyl nuclear cloud, magically stopping at the french border selon mitterand and chirac

7 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

selon = according to ... in case that wasn't just a slip up.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thr AMAZON is where the problem is. Brazil is one of the biggest countries in the world AND has a much greater impact worldwide than Boliva.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Most of the fires are in the Mato Grosso state, which borders Bolivia.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yeah, my family lives there and the fires are crazy.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Yes Bolivia is also on fire. Which breaks my heart since that's where I was born...

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Nature doesn't exactly adhere to political boundaries. Brazil's relaxation of environmental laws is making the whole area more fire prone

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

It's not "just Brazil". Bolivia has some equally terrible environmental policies. On top of climate change exacerbating the dry season.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

https://www.science20.com/robert_walker/nasa_say_the_amazon_is_burning_at_below_average_rates_yet_many_news_stories_say_record_rates-240959

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3

"Though activity appears to be above average in the states of Amazonas and Rondônia" — which is exactly the point: it's new policy.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the media peddles a slanted story to push their narrative... no way

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I think the real problem is that we have the data to know what an average amazon rainforest fire is like, we shouldn't have that many!

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

you say we have no data yet know we shouldn't have that many... lol top kek

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I said it's troubleing that we have enough cases of amazon forest fires to have a lot of averages to calculate with

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ah my bad I read that too fast, sorry.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, the Amazon isn't like the western U.S. where fires are part of a natural cycle. Almost all are deliberately set to clear land.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

or this is just what nature does and things are fine. It's a good thing to have info on the average so we know when it's actually bad.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It'd be fine if MORE rainforest grew back, but this is going to be used for cattle and soy farms, which aren't NEARLY as benefitial.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The average is skewed because people have been deliberately burning parts of the Amazon to clear land for as long as we've collected data.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I agree but I loath that the facts are being ignored or under reported meanwhile the outrage is everywhere.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I think it's more that this case opened the public eye to just what big companies are doing, causing the mass outrage. But, since you -

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mentioned it, I'll leave a quick fact list for anyone reading: 1) The amazon is NOT responsible for 1/5th of our oxygen, the majority of -

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Our air comes from the ocean and the organisms there. 2) That doesn't mean this sucks any less, the amazon is a key player for our planet's-

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

sure, there's only 5,500,000 km2, only 8 times France territory.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"France for scale because I do not know how big South America is."

7 years ago | Likes 688 Dislikes 9

Somewhere in France there must be a Banana right now and I am sure that's what they wanted to use for scale...it's just too far away!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

/a/jWtfDEv

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How many football fields is France?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

90.17 million for football, 120.3 for handegg. Approximately twelve bananas.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

--France is Bacon

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is realy big, sometimes you need reminded.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I don't really know how big France is either. In fact, a recently posted map made me realize I don't know how big anything is.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Should have used texases per fortnight

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Helps to put things into perspective, esp because some map projections are deceptive in geographical size.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I do not know how big France is either. In fact, I'm pretty bad at judging the size of anything outside 2 states.

7 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 0

Its about the size of ohio

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

That is not one of the states I know... Oh who am I kidding Im bad at judging the size of my own state.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

about 1/3 of the size of france

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're right. It's about Texas actually, I looked it up after this comment a while ago

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm from Colorado, I could see that then. Thanks!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fun Fact: The State of Ohio is the same size as the State of Ohio

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

Interesting. Did you know that every sixty seconds in Africa a minute passes?

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Extra Fun Fact: Did you know that people die when they are killed?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 1

Is Texas a planet?

7 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

It used to be but now it's classified as a dwarf planet.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know what fits inside of Texas? It can fit the whole state of Texas. Crazy, I know!

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

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7 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

That is fantastic

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Living in Russia you all same size - small.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Seriously. Where's the banana when you need it...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh... nevermind... it's in the fire :(

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s like a Brazilian fires

7 years ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 3

I had to come back to upvote this.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most underrated comment

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How many is a Brazilian?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

bout treefiddy

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5:7

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