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Jul 25, 2019 4:12 PM
ACiDGRiM
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AMeanOldMan
Nice poppies!
PoopyProblem5
This was my highschool yearbook quote. Also i was the guy who smelled like piss and watched video game walkthroughs in class
Simusar
I feel like that bent fork meme is appropriate here.
TorFlathus
That is one of the main reasons the army wear uniforms. We where literally taught to stay in the group and look unimportant.
LooseyGooseyBrett
That there is a weed
seriouskappa
That's just not true. If every flower in the pic is a diff color there would be nothing standing out. Context is everything.
karmasamburg
Jawesome19
That's why I post inspirational phrases on pictures of my dick. I'm different
Spearka
The nail that sticks out gets hammered first
Annalocker
Don't do this in the military.
blatantlyobviouscomments
You’ll also be the most obvious target.
blackguard89
wow, some of these people only got a few retweets?
AaronPaulSturtevant
it took me a while to see the short pause in the loop
beggingyourmajestyspardon
Real Gs move in silence like lasagna - Lil Wayne
Clevernameneeded
TheGreatAtomsk
just because you are different, doesn't mean you are useful.
Streborel
A cry for attention. If you feel you need to draw attention to yourself with stupid gimics, you'll never get taken seriously.
NikolaiJakovtheheadoftheKGB
Remember you're unique, just like everyone else
yourbowelmovement
NoNightDigging
InsertNameHereIGuess
ThatNoPicklePeeThatNoPumpARum
That isn't uniqueness. That's a tool for one function that has been purposely broken.
iamdanman
It’s ironic that this is a repost
SideShotNL
I already faved this once and I am sorely tempted to fave the repost now
DrunkSnowWhite
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
The irony is how many times Edgelords have reposted this.
LadyYmir
[Call On Me starts playing]
DrexelLevante
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQSYo_pC-QA
TyphinSkunk
DickMercenary
Oh man.. nostalgia.. http://lohanfacial.ytmnd.com/
LadyYmir
I am so upset people didn't get that reference
DickMercenary
Not everyone could experience the halcyon days of YTMND. Shame it's fallen on hard times these days.
AtsaMattaForMe
WarNvrChanges
Souce?
CantEvenLurkRight
Monty Python: The Life of Brian. It's on Netflix (or on 'other' websites)
MrChurch
MopingMechanism
This was the first thing that came to my mind.
mycoffeeartjourney
Fun fact: that last line was an adlib by an extra in rehersal, they kept it and gave him a speaking credit!
TheWhiteBarry
Pure fucking genius that guy
RootEnoch
CommunCreator
Are you a virgin?
SolarPolarBear
Could probably make the same style post using all the times this has been reposted on Imgur
meatpudding
SolarPolarBear
At least the titles differ from post to post
DemonDuJour
You'll also be the most obvious target.
NavaHo07
Had a captain ask me why i didn't salute him in a war some. I was like "aight dude. Your funeral". #obviousTarget
MrChurch
What a beautiful skyline.
glear
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
FjodorDoctorJetski
- Dwight Shrute
MishiMoshiSquishyToesies
Also, standing out is not always a good thing. This flower stood out because it was pretty, a weed would also stand out but get pruned
onlyawfulnamesleft
See, you guys are stupid. They'll be looking for army guys.
deadknightdistrict8
Amen
FoldedCorner
The nail that sticks out shall be hammered down
BobbyVegana
nail me, senpai! -anime rose probably
theginofgan
mt77932
That's why people will always tell you to stand out. They want to know who they have to break.
superspaceman1337
Guess you'll just gotta be one tough fucking nail and break the fucking hammer to make all other nails bow before you.
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comicsmakemehappierthanmostpeopledo
Im already hammered. Nail me.
mt77932
You nailed it
AshesVonDust
I learned this painfully; I was briefly a hostess at Red Lobster. Very few customers, since I was in "training" so I was bored a LOT 1/?
AshesVonDust
I would hang out at the lobster tank and make up stories about them, like a crazy-person's soap operas. My favourite was this huge MFer 2/?
AshesVonDust
He would bully the other lobsters and sit in the very center of the tank, protecting his turf (surf?) I named him Sal. So Sal and I 3/?
AshesVonDust
Would sit and entertain each other. In my head, he was the leader of a gang of jazz-dancing "tuff-staceons" a la West Side Story 4/?
AshesVonDust
But, alas, Sal's tale ended one day when someone actually picked him from the tank. I guess being the biggest, baddest, center of 5/?