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I'm probably screwed.
Nice knowing you.
Edit: FIGURED IT OUT!!! It was the anniversary of when my best friend and I met. I was gonna take all his stuff and move it slightly to the left in his apartment.
Side note, first time FP. Yay.
Edit 2: Turns out he did not forget, because the dick is currently petting my dogs and eating the last of the chicken nuggets I was going to have for dinner.
FacedownCat
Is it your period starting?
HowardMoonsHotpants
Anniversary of meeting best friend? Does anyone else do this?
JD7003
Well I just learned something fun to do with other people's calendars.
almostsomething182
You forgot my birthday?! No wonder I didn't get any presents :(
jonhnefill
Now I kind of want to visit you and just draw random circles on your calendar to mess with you.
cousteau
Today is World Teachers' Day! Any teacher you'd like to greet?
fayseman
I'm just impressed you use a non electronic calendar. Don't you have a smart phone?!
BiiiigJilm
I requested tomorrow off from work months ago and have no idea why
KaJuN
Remember, remember the 4th of October. Something important and forgot.
datbikeguy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmmjfLjNc5c
SailboatWallpaper
Acefighter1
I missed a meeting today. I suck
TheGruGruxKing
I'm a musician, and I regularly block out dates in my calendar with "not available" if I want to go to a show, sometimes with no 1/2
TheGruGruxKing
notes on why, or what it is I'm supposed to be doing.....
berserk
Good friends make life much more enjoyable.
adr1an
Surprise anal sex day!
nothingnewunderthesun
Upvote for your great friendship.
hellocurls22
If your girl you are prolly supposed to start your period. If you are guy you probably supposed to wash the sheets.
JAFIOI
Something about tacos maybe? I dunno....
Captain4merica
Jenally
I made a student film once where we needed a calendar with EXAM written on a random day. We used my calendar and you'd better believe 1/2
Jenally
I had a god damn meltdown a month later when I thought I had an exam but didn't know what class it was in
Idownvotefornosauce
Hilarious new practice. If I see a calendar I will skip ahead a few months and circle a random day.
PineappleSlam
Knovas
Not sure why this made me feel fuzzy and happy inside...
MrSuhSpence
Today was my birthday, thanks for remembering...
ISeriouslyLoveBlueCircles
Happy birthday!
MrSuhSpence
Thanks!
ISeriouslyLoveBlueCircles
*hugs and cuddles* Just because, maybe you want that.
SimonGarfunkle
I circle random days on calendars in every home I ever see a calendar in...but always like 2 months ahead so they don't notice right away
iHeartninjaturtles
You just blew my mind sir. I'm 100% doing that.
KingOpMemeLordOfNothingMatters
It was our date OP. How could you forget I HATE you now.
nomadik223
Rebecca?
IHaveNoIdeaAnymore
https://cdn.meme.am/instances/60703774.jpg
WillDrug
No, this is Patrick
TiniestFox
Chaaaad?! Wabecaaaa!
TH3S33KER
sithney
InboxMeWhatYouLove
KingOpMemeLordOfNothingMatters
Omg you are a total MAN WHORE. Who the hell is this rebecca bitch. I'm sorry baby I didn't mean it pleas!e circle me on your calender again
IHaveNoIdeaAnymore
https://cdn.meme.am/instances/56058793.jpg
EerieBarlow
Ha! Perfect.
Vaccer
Something about eating as many tacos as humanly possible before you explode?
Counterfit
It's only whafer theen
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Vaccer
Yeah, I'm about to take a shower then go gorge myself on tacos at a local place.
WhatShouldIUseForMyUsername
Maybe save the shower until after
libertyarrow
Is your period late?
nomadik223
I'm a guy so I'm going to guess no....
CharliePerk
So you've never had one?? Dude, that's a super late period!
WhatShouldIUseForMyUsername
Or very much so yes
EClaire1073
About 18 years too late.