I get attitude from broccoli

Feb 9, 2018 11:08 PM

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Hey, I'm relevant!

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Best damn burger in my life was in Brussels, with an IPA. Granted I was tipsy and giggling with the girl I love, but still, amazing burger

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I miss pornburger

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That first sandwich looks good, but how do you even begin to eat that without biting off individual components? WAY too big, defeats purpose

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That lobster roll tho...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was going to say that same thing. Man that thing looks like sheer bliss.

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just looking at these gave me a practice heart attack

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Another one for the food porn folder

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You see, meat never mistreats you.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 how do you eat that

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oh

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With yo mouth

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Nice and I only have 5€ left for the rest of the month.... Being student ducks sometimes...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*sucks..... Ducking autocorrect

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just ate dinner, but I could eat all of #3 right now

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OMG.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HOW DO YOU EVEN EAT SANDWICHES THAT BIG THO?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ameeeerica!fuck yea!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 looks awful, I'm sick of these Extremely large, impossible to eat comfortably burgers.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

take a rolling pin to it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man up and squash it a bit and take a big fucking bite!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have HTN and all I did was lick my phone.

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I wanna get down with broccoli for the nutrients it provides for gym gains, but I just cant....I like (bad) carbs and sugar too much

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Steamed broccoli (without cheese, gasp!) can be your friend. I'll eat it as a side with my burger/sandwich, if offered.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only thing is that I can get carried away with broccoli and leafy greens.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My wife brought home pizza for National Pizza Day so I’m all set

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wtf fu k is #4 and where do I get it?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That looks like a seriously well done lobster roll in what kinda looks like a friend hotdog bun.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is a disgusting post!! Why don't I have these in me right now??

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

That's a strange fetish

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Deathkloks Murderface,"Quick,turn on the food channel!I'm starving!"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm trying to eat healthy and you're making it very, very difficult...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Broccoli knows you're fucking around, man.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

‘Merica! Fuck yeah v

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 Bukakke, Not even once

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#4 Seriously, not even once

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Where is that first one from? It looks amazing!

8 years ago | Likes 127 Dislikes 2

USA by the looks of it

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Murica bitch love it or leave it

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Confirmed, I am from the states and this is all we eat for every meal. It is considered unpatriotic to do otherwise.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

When will California and their kale smoothies part?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There’s a culling planned.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but then they'll be taking all their other amazing food with them...

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Krusty krabs

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

just tell us where everything is from, @OP!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm guessing a planet inhabited by snake people, because you'd have to unhinge your jaw to eat that.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

the real question is where is the last one from? it looks rude!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes but the third one got everything going on

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Fourth one looks zesty af

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok, but the third one *IS* everything(that matters)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

true but... it looks like it has a filter or HDR going on. it makes the food look like it is intended to be eaten by an alternate universe

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Mmmmm trans dimensional food

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Definitely a fork and knife type of burger

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Up to a certain point, then I just revert back to hands and wonder why I switched in the first place lol

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That’s quitter talk

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No such thing, my son.

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WIMP!

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Found the European

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Nope just don't have a giant fucking mouth

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