This is why you don't be proactive and do dishes.

Dec 5, 2013 10:09 PM

Looks like someone put a knife in the sink, I keep telling my roommates to not put them there for that exact reason.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS LIKE CLEAN DISHES

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

how the hell do you fail so bad at doing dishes that you almost cut your finger off...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

did this happen after the jack or the six pack?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Got stabbed telling his wife to do the dishes.. :P

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LMFTFTY: This is why you don't go and try punch the dishes clean.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Going to print this out and use it for the next time someone asks me to do dishes. "Bad things happen."

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The old scar on your hand tells us you didn't learn the first time OP.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ya. I'd get paper plates my friend. :)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually, this was the first for this, Had a glass break with my hand inside.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Get a dishwasher, or a girlfriend.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

but you repeat yourself.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Or common sense, that might help.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's what I just said.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's not though.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

*chews popcorn and watches

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Have fun watching yourself unfold as a complete retard online.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Dude, I would've so licked your knuckle while it was bleeding.

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