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Mar 7, 2018 2:49 PM
FatAndInflatedFurryPornTurnsMeOn
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alecdshope
There should be a panel where the browser ball gets smacked around by SSL certificates for a while.
JapAnus
There's constantly a shifty looking dude in a black suit, trench-coat, and sunglasses following him from a distance.
Shendorion
So User is the king of Packetopia?
Vercci
Now the XKCD about mobile site redirection
AnAmericanDownUnder
This is where I would be making a DHCP joke. But I was never assigned one.
ccices
What? No secret 3 way handshake?
johnson21
See also: How DNS Works, the comic: https://howdns.works/ep1/
wilkyboy
fyi all this is straight up stolen from https://www.vladstudio.com/wallpaper/?how_internet_works
scottjaeger
Love the format, A+.
o4kill
no, Net+
zombiroboto
Then a giant sack of shit named "Ajit Pai" shows up with his proposal for speedpasses ....
andrewcs962718
You don't need permission from a firewall to make an outgoing connection
annoyingjoe
https://imgur.com/SnFM6J9
atojha
Can someone explain same way for cryptomining ?
Foopfoop
You now have your net+ certificate. Congratulations.
Phischstaebchen
This reminds me of german learn-TV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PNRrOGJqUI :)
glitt3rpixi3bombsh3ll
that was surprisingly helpful for this li'l tech-phobe.
lurker314
Just remember that's the reader's digest version. Getting the DNS itself is quite a trip.
keyzer80
Authorization and authentication, real live demo :-) One of the more funny conf talks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjxOYsRkozQ
Xenarion
Isn't the firewall on the way in, not the way out?
andrewcs962718
Right!
calyxium
Someone add Ajit Pai as a villain
Shendorion
calyxium
Omg you did it.
schivtar
It bothers me a little that the Firewall was a fence and not a wall.
ProbablyDrunkAgain
I didn't see any tubes filled with cats so I call bullshit.
Waitingforthedarknes
That's a good way to explain how the basic Internet works
DontDoWhatDonaldDontDoes
But where are the series of tubes?
jwillr86
I don't see any tubes?!
mdzmdz
https://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/duck.jpg
momemes
amazing
VodkaReindeer
I want to see a man in the middle attack where the attacker is wearing his face.
4troll
Reverse-Proxys and AnyCast would be fun too
biloo83
The sequel, incognito mode, gets a little blue
shibaterror
You want a cookie? *throws it out*
LapisSea
Next episode: Tor browser
ImgursLibertarian
waffle.
DeadZygote
Her comes the RAM!
GTimgur
Thunder in Paradiiiiise
robingal1
I remember that show! It had a smart super-boat, sidekick, hot chick, and an orphan! it was the 80s but in the 90s.
GTimgur
YES!
CyanideBreathMint
Ooh, is that the new 64Gb ram?
hihellobyeoh
New? 8GB sticks have been out for a while...(big"B", byte ,vs little "b", bit)
ThisOneKid
I wouldn't call it new, I downloaded 64Gb of it like, 2 years ago /s
theslowestsloth
Then you should update your RAM.
IusedtobeapervertIstillambutIusedtobetoo
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ThisOneKid
There is an anime reference here I'm missing
ReddoIsDeddo
zaklurker
Yep and it only costs $1200/stick
hihellobyeoh
8 GB sticks aren't that much, they are a lot closer to $100...
brockfrigginsamson
Where you getting 8gb stocks for under $150?
hihellobyeoh
Where are they selling 1GB sticks now? ( Seriously the big b verse little b thing again?) And seriously are 8GB sticks really that high now?
gruntswitheffort
64? I only see 5 hit the floor! Haha get it sixty floor. 5 guys hit the floor. Ahhh where the door?
generichooman
DeadZygote
machinist475
This needs to be a kids movie and at the of the of the smiley face Adventure it shows the the computer user getting a response instantaneous
melwil
There's something a bit like this. It looks stupid, but it's 100% legit, and you could learn something! https://youtu.be/VcVz6Lwxe2c
DoctorMikeska
I'd watch it, if it looked as good as this strip.
serialsockwankerererer
Bring me disabled midget puke fucking
DarthPreator
There’s a black mirror similar to that. Hang the DJ. 5/7 would recommend
machinist475
Love that episode!
momemes
it probably is as a Japanese manga they do almost every subject as a mange and the information just flows off of the pages.
MrMemethief
Don’t give them ideas
KiltedCurmudgeon
*instantaneously
momemes
it takes miliseconds everyone has had a load page I promise you, unless you had fiber in your house since a baby
KiltedCurmudgeon
And let’s not even compare dial-up.
momemes
back in 2000, aol, netzero, and I think it was earthlink, that connection sound earthlink gave you a whole 6k download that was amazing for
momemes
25.00 a month until 128k isdn came out I think it was 100 a month (I couldn't afford it) but that is what the military was using for decades
KiltedCurmudgeon
bunnynamednelson
Then a grandmother who googles "GOOGLE please"
Janesprutget
Did you have a stroke while writing this? "at the of the of the". Just worried about you <3
machinist475
To tell you the truth I was on the shitter and neglected to proofread because I was late for work
AfoolishMantle
What if the internet, had feelings
machinist475
It would be ashamed
Shplintt
What if feelings had feelings
CardboardPizzas
GlitterInTheDarkNearTheTannhauserGate
Literally the plot of emoji movie lmao
Plemeno
Wreck It Ralph 2 / The Emoji Movie
TresusIbor
We're getting that godamned Wreck It Ralph movie so...Dreamworks is taking care of that this time.
toxicpenguin
But...Wreck It Ralph is Disney...
namAehT
Bring me PornHub!
giraffesarentreal
7 steps to enlarge your-
IDidItBeforeItWasCool
Buffering... Oh that tight p......Buffering
Gheebun
indrada3290609
Not pornhubchan dammit
Gheebun
Wrong chan?
ZeroDog
No...only Earth-chan.
ClitKicker87
Not dead meme-chan either
Nedji
anotherusernamed
docmarblerunnerbill
CanadianFurr
... semi- witnessed?
Hybris51129
His name was @docmarblerunnerbill and whose pixel art version of "The Gif" was witnessed aprox 55 min and counting. God help him.