A few quotes from the imgur D&D community

The imgur D&D community had another one session adventure led by @stuman1993

The group had an intelligent bear, a half-elf that shot testicles from his bow, a 5 foot T-Rex, a Catfolk rogue, a baker, a brick slinger, and a few others. These are some quotes and shenanigans that happened.

⦁ Phlexx (Whoop): I'm go up to his ear and whisper "They call me big Spoon in the streets" and slowly pull out my ladel.

⦁ Darkknght58: "Begins playing music with rubber chicken"

⦁ RogueKitty: (To DM) I hate you
Stuman1993: (DM) But RogueKitty I love you! You're my best friend so you don't have to hate me
RogueKitty: (To DM) But it's the DMs job to be hated

⦁ Phlexx (Whoop): running and crying "I WASTED SO MUCH SPAGHETTI"

⦁ Jim(akaGIANT TREX): (He is playing a five foot talk T-Rex) Long story short he was blinded by a trap and shortly after the team was attacked by a group of mages in a snow storm. While blinded he somehow equipped the gattling gun and fired wildly hitting EVERYONE but the enemy. He soon fell off because of his tiny arms and being blind.

⦁ Darkknght58: (Mid combat) I'm going to take the ghost pepper from his hand and do a line off his face.
Darkknght58: (Same combat) I'm going to attack the middle mage and using my rubber chicken right next to his ear to damage him with sonic damage. (Procceded to kill the mage)

⦁ Zivex: I'm going to go to the gattling gun and search for ammo. (Rolls Nat 20)
DM: You discover under a hidden floorboard in the cart vorpal ammo (he specified later that each shot is worth 1,000 GP)
Zivex: I'll shoot at whoever the bad guy is (Rolls another Nat 20)
DM: You unload 100 rounds into him, roll d100 (instead of d6) for damage
Zivex: (Rolls a 30, still a lot higher than the usual 6)

⦁ RogueKitty: (Ambushing some archers on a rampart) Well since I'm carrying a whole turkey I'll use its weight to knock out one archer and use the drumsticks to attack another one. (Rolls a d20 for first attack then d12 for second, gets a 19 and 12)
DM: You smash down the door and throw a whole turkey at the first archer, which knocks him off the edge and you beat down the other one with the drumstick. The one that fell tries to grab onto the king to stop from falling (king crit fails rolls) but ends up taking the king down with him. (And that's how a turkey killed the king)