When you just got happily divorced, go get a beer from the fridge, sit down and set the beer next to the half-finished beer you were still working on.

FilthyRaider

I'm married and more likely to find my missus has poured me a cold Russian Standard that the beer can chase down.

9 years ago |

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Nattodesu

Look I get the premise, I'm just saying your beer will go warm if you do that. /Obviously a spouse

9 years ago |

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dedpaen

Newly divorced, I found the blessed silence to be the balm I never thought I needed.

9 years ago |

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alticaarden

Good on ya dad

9 years ago |

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Throrf

And then you wake up with a hangover and see the pile of sticky, half finished cans...

9 years ago |

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sbristol

Fuck off, Lassannn.

9 years ago |

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LazySolano

9 years ago |

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IdentifyingMoniker

haha, yaaaay alcoholism is the best!

9 years ago |

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TraceOfHumanity

Fuck off, Lassannn, and take LindaDee with you

9 years ago |

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codenamenothing

And got a suck dick for one

9 years ago |

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ThanosTaint

Not even married but can't wait for the divorce. Wholeheartedly feel this one.

9 years ago |

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SomersetMaggie

Engaged?

9 years ago |

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ThanosTaint

Nope.

9 years ago |

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LittleDragon

Yay. Alcoholism for the win.

9 years ago |

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MasterPrime

@OP - The right time to have a bachelor party is when you get divorced.

9 years ago |

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RMaybeth

I'm lucky, my wife refuses to leave me. Replace "Lucky" with "FUCKED" though.

9 years ago |

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User134

You could leave her?

9 years ago |

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RMaybeth

lets just say it would not be a tough decision and i wouldnt agonize much afterwards. She takes much and gives very little.

9 years ago |

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melonballz

9 years ago |

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Gear1solidx

Great idea! I can store even more pizza rolls in the fridge !

9 years ago |

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sihark

while impressive that gotta either be fake or reversed

9 years ago |

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lewdloos

Oh, honey. Of course it's reversed.

9 years ago |

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Sansaucundoute88

What if our eyes were reversed? - Jaden

9 years ago |

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BurnieCinders

Have a shit with the door open.

9 years ago |

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youthnasia

Without a coaster.

9 years ago |

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Strostkovy

Rust. Rust everywhere

9 years ago |

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drickanderson

BOOM baby! Freeballin' and coasterless!

9 years ago |

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TEXASTR

With my feet on the coffee table.

9 years ago |

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poopydookie

Beat me to it

9 years ago |

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Solstan

Seats up lads

9 years ago |

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InCaseOfStairsUseFire

I use coasters cuz I'm civilized ya dang heathens

9 years ago |

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NateintheNorth

I don't because the beer is room temp usually. Not warm tho, Minnesota.

9 years ago |

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Wangwat

Lost that in the divorce

9 years ago |

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Gasnia

Oh no. How will he ever survive?

9 years ago |

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SilentInSUB

Would you really consider those lost?

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