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As many of you would have noticed, /r/pics gets a great many posts where the OP is more concerned with telling a story, and the viewers vote on the emotional impact the post has on them, rather than whether or not it's a good picture, which is not what /r/pics should be for. It says right in the sidebar: "a place for interesting pictures", but people still upvote these boring pictures to the frontpage, so I decided to put it to the test by posting similar images to high scoring posts without a story in the title. I posted this picture of a Big M, and it scored +4/-4
http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1kfdms/strawberry_big_m/
Yet when this photo of a Big M was posted, it scored 1,517 points. Why? Because the OP had cancer.
http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1juv22/after_three_long_years_battling_cancer_this_is/
I then posted this. It scored +3/-11, which is understandable because it's a very boring picture, which a commenter was kind enough to point out. http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1ki2g0/a_mountain_bike/
My last new bike ever! I have a fatal brain tumor, and in 15 hours I have a one-way flight to Singapore. I plan to ride around the world until I can't
But this bike scored 2,185 because the OP has a brain tumour.
http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1hci8a/my_last_new_bike_ever_i_have_a_fatal_brain_tumor/
This one went +2/-11 when I posted it
http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1kjbrk/a_bag_of_coins/
But this got 2,388 because it was a gift from OP's now dead grandpa.
http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1kg5t1/so_before_my_uncle_passed_hed_always_told_me_that/
This one got +3/-1, which I can see making sense as its mildly interesting at best.
http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1mbhjk/homeless_man_with_a_trolley/
This guy got 3,682 because OP had a story in the title.
http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1kyf3i/this_homeless_man_found_a_bunch_of_my_wifes/
This one got +2/-8. Like the bag of coins, it is a stock image. The popular one got 1,917 (the image link wouldn't post for some reason) because the kid had a brain injury.
http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1mbf2t/boy_going_to_school/
http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1looft/6_years_ago_a_nurse_told_us_my_brother_was/
It's quite easy to see that reddit is turning into Facebook. If you have a story to post that's fine, but post it in the appropriate subreddit. If you just want to tell people stuff, go to /r/self. That's what that subreddit is for. All I'm asking is that you vote on the picture itself, not the title. If you're inclined to vote before you even open it, you shouldn't be doing so. /r/pics is supposed to be for interesting pictures that can stand alone without a story. Many comments feel the same way as me, posting links to /r/no_sob_story, /r/loseit and other subreddits where it should've gone. People say that if you don't like it, downvote and move on, but what that accomplish? If a post has 1,000 points, a downvote won't hide it, and it won't stop the next from being posted, and the next, and so on. So please, don't vote with your emotions, or eventually, /r/pics will be nothing but these types of posts, and what do you think is better, a photo of an old man smiling, and a photo of a comet streaming through the sky?
And yes, I'm well aware of the irony of this post.
Tomyspeedy
I would argue that all those picture could stand by themselves but users want to know more of a story behind each of them.Emotions define us
johnrichj2
to be fair, the bike and coin pictures were much better ... although I agree about the life story getting overused.
Dumbledurr
Right. And like any other typical post, people trying to speak their minds get downvoted by the brainless imgur hoards.
Cthulhu00
I want to beat people with this endlessly.
tanks
I say we use Imgur as an image host. :V
cormacmccarthyreviewsdottiescafe
context motherfucker do you speak it
conclan6
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdKr1jlDzW4
SteelHamerhands
Death sells.
Jugeezy
but it's just internet points, it doesn't mean anything
Monster1776
You really do have a valid point, but for me Reddit can get a bit overwhelming with all the different sub-reddits
FezezAreCool
To be fair I actually like the second bike picture. It's a nice shot.
xxstarcr0ssed
Your problem is no one likes strawberry milk.
Daviator
TIL chocolate milk is way better than strawberry milk
GingerTheBeard
always man, always.
Acephalous
Strawberry milk sounds like a weird combination. Like Kerosene flavored Sprite.
SimpleObservations
I like chocolate milk.
TronneBonne
Solution for bitching OP...get brain cancer, and then we'll care.
otterybar
Get over it. They're fake internet points. And if this comment doesn't get at least five upvotes I will STAND IN THE CORNER AND I WILL CRY.
Acephalous
So don't fucking use r/pics and make your own subreddit. PROBLEM SOLVED!
thebrick87
Basically: r/pics isn't adhering to what the subreddit is about; just posting pictures and not worrying about any kind of story with them.
Acephalous
Which is easily solved by not using the fucking subreddit.
Zilean
Or use the subreddit how it was meant to be used.
conclan6
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdKr1jlDzW4
gamblingpoet
Complaining about which subreddit to use is probably the lamest thing one can complain about. Seriously. What the hell is wrong with you
Acephalous
Exactly. Just don't fucking use it. That's the beauty of subreddits.
mufunyo
This applies to the whole of Imgur as well as Reddit.
evergreen22
I don't use reddit but makes sense. +1
p4r4n0ik4
Not having cancer seems like a good trade-off for imaginary points...
NotAmused1001
A a fellow bitchy person, I agree.
thiscannotpossiblygowrong
OP had a hypothesis, tested it, and reported the results. Good job sciencing this!
fattymcelbows
lolsamplesize
Bajeebes
sciencing....
mikethechampion
For all we know the 'control' pictures might have done just as poorly with emotional stories - without a valid control this is not science.
offline219
7 years later and nothing’s changed.
twfeline
Fun fact: 80 percent of non-racers who ride 10-speed bikes, only use one gear setting.
TwoDogsFucking
+1 because OP has Lou Gehrig's disease.
TheGruesomeTwosome
Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease? What are the chances of that?!
Morella
He really should have seen that one coming. I bet his friends kept saying, "Lou, there's a disease with your name allll over it, buddy."
Morella
(Denis Leary? I think? I can't remember whose stand-up I heard that in.)
Hemaglox
Actually there's an article I read where it turns out that his disease was misidentified and he ended up dying not from his own disease.
TheGruesomeTwosome
Well that's awkward.
bigtuna1125
I have penis cancer, it's really hard, but I come on here everyday and it makes me happier.
Blackmind1992
Here is only 4 years old.......pervert. ಠ_ಠ
OhMyGodICannotBelieveMyUsernameCanBeThisLongIsThisTheRealLife
Penis cancer is not something funny! You shouldn't fuck around with penis cancer!
startedfromlurkingnowimhere
Na it ain't contagious. You can totally fuck around.
SerialChillinSpree
Dude, need to see a doctor or wood this be too hard?
bigtuna1125
Ironically I became a urologist
redmonkeydominatestheworld
Beautiful man. It's stories like this that keep me coming back to this picture site.
PillsforSleep
You are not alone my friend.
Abso
Coming back in 23 hours when you are top comment of the day with 6,000+ points.
cuteputta
+1 fuck cancer and will upvote u till u get cure :P
MetaphoricalFox
do you have any pic to go along with it?
justasomeone
sounds like a lot of tissues
TweedleHerpAndTweedleDerp
This has so much puntential
startedfromlurkingnowimhere
Bless your soul
beardedwolf
Glad to hear the cancer isn't keeping it down.
freakdiablo
Sounds like a growing problem. Hope you can beat it.
Freemasonry
Uhh, phrasing!
SergIsSuchHumbleSoAlwaysMuchBeautiful
He'll overcome it, he just needs to gain confidence by sticking it to the man.
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IllooSIV
Proper use of "you're". You get a gold star.
triplepenetration
your get one star too
RireMakar
Let's see... From the evidence you gave, I'd say that 'here' refers specifically to http://imgur.com/r/nsfw.
justasomeone
great thanks for wasting like an hour of my time.... pffft
toastytheburninator
hehehehe. hard.
dopefish917
"come on here" hueueueue
frankiess
People are emotionally driven sheep. It's how the world works.
NotAmused1001
People are emotionally driven, yes. By why sheep? I hate the usage, because the organizational comparison of both groups is false.
frankiess
A flock of mammals driven by a loud dog.
Acephalous
It's the go-to animal for people going with the group that's against the group! It's almost like we're social creatures or something!
NotAmused1001
Sheep are generally forced to go with the group, as in "herded." Are we being herded here?
Acephalous
Depends on how loosely you define 'herding' and how much paranoia you suffer from.
Graham3435
I downvote ever sob story or blogish post on imgur for this very reason. I don't care if it is true or not. I wish reddit would leave imgur.
Abso
You weren't here before user submitted, were you?
jessienhs
Um, imgur is here because of reddit. Half of imgurians are redditors. At least.