DouglasCharles
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Aug 19, 2018 2:24 PM
DouglasCharles
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milkmyrod
I've realised from this dump that I'm a very hungry man!!! Got me dreaming of ass for days!
erischilde
#1. Anyone? Name check?
TheSaltyShako
Cortezdelanoche
My kind of dump!
papapaoomowmowpapaoomowmowmowpapapaooomamowmowpapaoo
Having fun isn't hard when you've got an Ass Eater card
BananaForScaIe
But what happens if I give it to ma grrrrr?
Ravanna
Doesn't anyone else find "waking your partner up with head/sex" a bit... rapey?
bluesun68
Gonna need a bigger spatula
weerdo
#10 That baby looks like Patton Oswalt
danishjuggler21
#10 for real, is that Patton Oswalt as a kid?
metalfoto
#3 STILL A BETTER LOVE STORY THAN TWILIGHT
ICheckUsernameAndSuch
Is that Patton Oswalt in #10?
IlTuoPolpetta
HandsWillNeverFit
Message me for the original NSFW version
ravnicrasol
Ok? At mobile though, which sucks for message unless you get the useless app. Mind sharing?
AFrogNamedClyde
That baby looked like Patton Oswalt.
TheAshenDovah
Can't distinguish ads from post. Staring at a Chrysler ad waiting for the dirty part.
OhHellllNo
Haha, totally
IShouldPickAUserName
I mean...didn't really need to feel more un-sexed...
Higge
#1 Coffee?
IllegalDuckling
It's cookies. They're in the oven.
ImGonnaRickRollYou
Oh you sweet summer children
MistakeKin
#10 looks like a baby Paton Oswald
ilgar
These were the most unsexy and nasty ways to describe sex. Congrats OP
PicsOrItDidntHappen7
Cheating is funny
ZimGenzko
*its fun. Tbh it’s a dick move and you def shouldn’t do it because it makes you a horrible human being but it’s fun.
WittyNameThatIsTaken
StandAgainstTyranny
Haahahahahah thank you +1
glear
Can totally relate...not
badomenbaddercompany
The thirst is real.
OlderThanYou
How long has "eating ass" been a thing? Cuz it sure wasn't when I was dating. (30+ years ago)
Silvercypher
http://media1.tenor.com/images/255561ae03fe8689969870a94a5f88a2/tenor.gif lol jk
thatdudethatslonely
Can’t relate to any of these, being a 29 year old virgin isn’t fun, I don’t fit in
azarza
That pun tho
Jonofthejungle
32 and there's seemingly nothing wrong with me... other than crippling anxiety and lack of ambition
Montego1987
31 here it’s definitely not fun
thatdudethatslonely
My condolences
Montego1987
Thanks man. Same to you.
gooblegobbleoneofus
I'm tryna have Sunday Funday here and I gotta say y'all need a new friend group. Don't replace your friends; visit friend groups that party
Pablotheshark
Dude or dudette?
thatdudethatslonely
Dude
baronnapalm
Don't you unlock your wizard powers next year or is that 40? Either way, grand wizard in the making.
elganif
Those wizard powers were not all they are cracked up to be. Maybe I didnt get to a high enough level but I dont miss em for what I got now
PhillFan
Are these supposed to be in English?
OBx2
ish
Legomastar
I have to ask, what are backshots? Is this something new?
Silvercypher
"Backshots" is just slang for hitting it from the back. You are now in the know. http://media.giphy.com/media/3og0IMJcSI8p6hYQXS/giphy.gif
thatpatguy
betrayedgambit
I’m sure it’s talking about nutting on someone’s back
Freepies
the ol back Spackle
Enderman526
And then you give the ol superman by sticking a towel or blanket there
uptaco
Doggy style.
metalfoto
Yeah and she moves her back someway to "help"
GilderoyPopDropNLockart
I had the same question
traumajunkie
Serious question; have gray sweats become make lingerie?
Enderman526
Yea basically
erischilde
Kinda love it.
2DollarBillsAreEvil
Cheating sucks
IllegalDuckling
Why are there so many memes about it? Surely, it has to be because it's easily memable and not because most people do it. I hope...
RGPankO
She cheated after 10 years. At the age of 28. When it's about time to buy a house, start a family.
koopaya
I don't think most cheat. But an unfortunate percentage sure do.
Raltsun
Dark humour.
aManWith6strings
Black people memes