stephanie5479
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Sep 4, 2016 5:10 AM
stephanie5479
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PhilippeFalloppe
Umm... Why am I up here Jeffrey? You know damn well I can manage walking around this store without your help
ThePredat0r
Rowdy? Rowdy!
FatGravity
I don't appreciate the shock collar
myhappyanonplace
Lol I wish I could do that w my dog but she's a heavy pup
Crixnosis
I'm not 100% against this idea.
27yoUGLYvirgin
89%?
TheProLoser
"Ok doggo I've got to go pick up a new pair khakis, hop up."
willowells
In my house, I have a boxer, my husband has a bird.......
mycatToastwasafatasshole
TBH I know of more men with tiny dogs and women with larger dogs.
RedKitsunePower
Ok but he’s holdin the Boye with one hand that is Strenth
TheOracle1
This needs to be seen by all. FP this asap!!!
chiplizard
Don't worry, we've all seen it
BeerBatteredandBold
This is fine.
lonelysock
Fuck you, I'm a woman and my dog weighs as much as I do. (I don't really mean fuck you, I'm just Australian)
SarcasticAndOccasionallyFunny
I doubt you are Australian considering the lack of the word "Cunt"
Melestephant
oi cunt you tryin to say somethin bout our language habits are ya
chiplizard
I'm a woman and both of my dogs are that size so I don't think it would work for me to shop with my dog.
BurtSimpson
Im
buttstuffpirate
I'm a man and my dog is 13 lbs
EmiBunny0615
I have a 40 pound Beagle and a 30 pound Pitt mix. It would be quite difficult for me to shop this way lol.
kayloviie
"God susan, stop judging me"- dog
whatamidoingits4am
But I'm a man and have a chihuahua, am I excluded?
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whatamidoingits4am
(Finds new thing to be self-conscious about)
BlunderbussVigilante
"Any dog below 50 lbs is a cat and cats are pointless" - Ron Swanson
irishlatino
You are no man
whatamidoingits4am
Be careful, I have an angry little marshmallow and I ain't afraid to let her nibble you to death
pazuzu
This is brilliant. Nonchalant dude. The look on the dog's face. The subtle mocking concept. Everything about this is brilliant.
eyetrain
Oh god, it even has a watermark
whatsnottakenagain
The 1999 Ralph Lauren boots
Pixelboyable
Those are LL Bean boots.
chargeling
"subtle"
wagnus
Something tells me the dog is stuffed unfortunately.
AdditionalPants
Ken M? Is that you?
TangledMess
Look at the pose! You nutter!
TastyToasti
Stuff a dog in that pose and i'll personally crown you king of stupid.
spredator
Who would stuff dog?!
IOnceShatAPlum
Rowdy! From Scrubs!
Gingrvitis
wagnus
Haha was going for subtle sarcasm but this is wareanted
wagnus
Warranted*