They way Portia is looking at Ellen

Oct 29, 2016 2:00 PM

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The way Portia is looking at Ellen

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10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I'm gonna wear her like a beard that owes me money"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

"i'm sure to be photographed by someone."

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

Spouse abuse is much higher in lesbian households, than in gay and Herero households.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 30

I read Portia as Putin

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Quick look at the thumbnail, I thought it was Pee-Wee or John Waters.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure you can't technically be a lesbian if you're attracted to Ellen....

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

they're getting a divorce soon......another hollywood couple bites the dust

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

"They way..."

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Great title

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They fucking divorced you insensitive twats

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Sorry Portia, but what's Ellen DeGeneres have that I don't? Are you telling me tenderness?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

A bad show featuring shitty memes

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Am I the only one who see the other Ellen

10 years ago | Likes 119 Dislikes 4

It is her mom..she goes to all of ellens shows and sits in the audience.

10 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

It's her mom Helen.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

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Wouldnt it b the ither wAy around since shes the mom

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Slightly Older Ellen? Nah I see her too.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

I see two Ellen's too!! Well spotted

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty certain that's Ellen's mum.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They all end up looking like ellen in the end

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Portia: " I'm so gonna rock that twat when we get home."

10 years ago | Likes 683 Dislikes 13

Now I desperately want to call someone a twat-rocker.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Rock that twat" my new favorite expression.

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Sometimes those expressions just make themselves up.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Literally, or tongue in cheek?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Scissor me timbers"

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10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Scissor me tinders

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Scissor me tender

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yeah that's what he said

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

later that day

10 years ago | Likes 126 Dislikes 1

Great. Now I want tacos.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This gif is so stupid it. love it.

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