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jbilly90
Oh no you didnt damn
ThatGermanBlackDude
Give her back! Take cardio B
Infamoustrouz
Crass and obnoxious, yet typical.
mickeygtiger
If you look closely, it’s not Betty White
OldTownPhantom
I'm willing to negotiate a trade: every anti-vaxxer in the US and the republicans who empower them in exchange for Betty white
erzengal
HuskyPirate
To anyone offended, I'd bet that Betty would find it funny.
PhilvanJ
Don’t you ducking dare
DontAskMeAboutTheDeadKidsInMyTrunk
oof
TheGreyReality
All because she wouldn't be able to play with Legos at 100. But really, RIP Betty White. Thank you for all the smiles I had watching you. <3
youReadMyUserName
Hashbrown123
Wouldn't that be Betty Grey?
JoeMangoJello
There it is!
Datmouse
Pretty much the first thought I had when I was told earlier, someone is gonna make this.
ChewysHairball
PoopSammich
Yoink
DYLANLEE79
CanisMaximus
Now do Mitch McConnell...
WingWang9
bourbonandbaddecisions
IAmDuckHammer
C'mon Donald Trump
laner7112000
Truly ill take either at this point.
IAmDuckHammer
Same here.
bourbonandbaddecisions
The universe needs to balance this out.
sirdraco1
Put her back!
DemSumBigAssRidges
Zombies for 2022.
PoopSammich
Nooooo I'm definitely not a main character and would die almost immediately
darkdragonempress
I’d either be a survivor due to my zombie obsession and some luck, or get eaten alive in the first couple weeks.
4Astaroth
Well we are both damned I guess.
Spatulor
That's okay. Your ghost can haunt your zombie, giving you a 2-for-1 afterlife experience.
rangermcfadden
Too soon you sonofab!
MidasTheAlchemist
We were all waiting for Thai as soon as the news dropped.
dabbycats
Or not soon enough, this bad joke did get me laughing ? and I’m going to hell for it
AgingVideogamer
It's never too soon when it comes to comedy.
Mechwarrior719
Nah. She would’ve thought this was funny.
SpeakerToMeat
Queen Elizabeth is swimming her way down into the pile
jimothywilson
There can be only one!
Doopapotamus
Every time someone says "god save the queen", the ancient magic of Albion gives her thirty more seconds of life.
Blethigg
Would be more in keeping with royal tradition if it took the life from the rest of us (in UK) to give to her.
otiumCatulli
David Attenborough is still going!
Blethigg
No, she needs to stay alive to help shelter her paedophile rapist son from legal consequences.
idontcareifthesundontshine
Which one is a rapidt? It wasn't in The Crine
Masonrig
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Andrew_%26_the_Epstein_Scandal
mydogisbetterthanyourdog
Prince Andrew
SpeakerToMeat
She'll have to outlive him for that. Which at this rate is still entirely possible.
darkhalfbreed
Maybe she'll push Mitch up
3Davideo
Take 'em both out Ultima IX style?
darkhalfbreed
I won't look a gift horse in the mouth
tesseract4d2
Has anyone seen pictures of the queen recently? I remember someone postulating that she's dead and they're holding off announcing it until
IamfunatpartiesIknow
Didn't she broadcast a Christmas speech on TV?
tesseract4d2
I wouldn't actually know, I don't watch TV and I don't keep up with the queen of England, I just remember seeing a post
tesseract4d2
The anniversary of her reign so her legacy isn't 69 years.
NCPBullet
Decidedly not nice
oboemilyf
Can they really hide that until Feb 6?
Hashbrown123
All they need is a few ropes and pulleys.
tesseract4d2
Weekend at Beth's