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[blackpeopletwitter] The Stylish Anarchist by iBleeedorange on 2017-05-29 21:41:23
May 29, 2017 4:04 PM
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panamjck
Steal cars, jewelry, and expensive alcohol.
IridescentLotus
Woo! Finally getting a new TV! Bye bye CRT
Kilsim1v
Why wasn't mass arson more prevalent??
PhrickPhrackPhuck
Sounds like someones never tried killing before.
Amenya
I know! I'd be heading to Tiffanys or Cartier. Lol
thefriendlyorc
Id erase everyone's debt, every year.
Kilsim1v
How did the Purge costs not outweigh all other crime/judicial shit? Way more ppl would be apt to do crime on P day.+ Rebuilding all year...
Tiahansere
I think I know why.
trujello2013
It probably would happen, but that wouldn't exactly make a good movie.
trujello2013
Might not be easy trying to avoid all the killers too.
shermanmernmeyer
This dude's the first one up against the wall when the next purge comes down.
dulciusexasperis
Am I the only motherfucker that wouldn't steal shit or murder someone if the purge was real?
hadtochangemyusernamesomyhusbandwouldntfigureitout
Yes
PietroAretino
Steal weapon grade plutonium. Nuke DC
IAmYourGodNow
Aaaaand somebody's on a list.
PietroAretino
We're ALL on the list!
WhatIsntTaken
But the guy who owns the store would probably want to stop you
HeyLookAGinger
Purge insurance covering the things you own since the 3rd purge, don't let protecting your things get in the way of your purge night.
bettywhitesnotdead
Knowing insurance companies they would cancel your policy during the purge.
yomahnn
Expand the scotch collection grab a few new legs sets. Yeah, I'm warming up to this idea.
Darkivan64
Because people who purge and the ones that do not are the ones with the cash, whole the others are the prey.thats how the movie is directed
Flopolopagus
Finna get me a new car. Maybe a few to sell afterwards.
krapmyself
How would that work? How would you get the deed to the car or register it afterward?
HeyLookAGinger
Get killed by the guy with a sniper rifle watching his decoy car with keys in it. Murder by another person with the same idea who watched 》
HeyLookAGinger
You get and stash those cars and iills you after you park the last one for the night. Run into a random group of murderers. Die in car 》
HeyLookAGinger
Accident since everyone is driving like an asshat. Steal a car with purge night security locking you in and gassing you. Personally gunna 》
HeyLookAGinger
Take this as the hardest game of hide and seek ever. Small hole in the woods small stash of rifles and land minds while on a fair dose 》
HeyLookAGinger
Of anything that will sharpen my focus like a fucking laser beam.
krapmyself
Because that neither fits the movies' horror theme or its heavy handed narrative. Surprise! Most people are not unbelievable shitheads
PhurbuMukpodom
I don't know, have you met most people?
krapmyself
As long as you're not in customer service or any service industry, people are somewhat decent for the most part
GavinScreaming
Most people are pretty cool. Internet people who complain about them constantly don't ever actually leave their house so they wouldn't know
JMensch
Or accept massive bribes, dump toxic waste, pedophilia & illegal immigration. The movies forget so much more than murder is crime.
HeyLookAGinger
The pedophilia is the scariest on that list, how many fucks will get their kicks and the next morning be able to just keep on going. 》
HeyLookAGinger
Apperently i found out what i would do on the purge, go pedo hunting. Start a website so others could track stats and display known pedos
Ifavepicsofnakedwomen
I didn't know crime was legal I thought only murder was. If that's the case then I'd be like
PunJedi
The Purge is a 12 hour period from 7pm to 7am during which all previously criminal activity is now legal. Emergency service suspended, etc.
Nicodemusthefirst
Not all just most wasn't it, I think politicians were mostly safe.
PunJedi
Certain levels of politicians and whatnot were exempt,yeah, any weapons above class 4, I think, weren't allowed either.
thebearislooking
I'd hit a butcher shop and steal all the meat
SomeRandomLiz
Omg, i'd steal all the fancy cheeses, all the artisan salami, and eat like the fanciest motherfucker in my pos apartment. Oh and a top hat.
ILovedUnicornsFirst
Ah, that's a good one, too. I said fancy deli cheese. You get the meat and I'll get the cheese. We will meet up for glorious sandwiches.
thebearislooking
I like you already
ILovedUnicornsFirst
Now we just have to find someone who will steal chips and beverages and we're set.
thebearislooking
I'm certain it could be arranged.
LannistersSendTheirRetards
I'd go to Best Buy probably. I'd probably be the only person who had this idea too so I'd be safe.
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Fucken every bar looking like this on purge night
hashbaz
If I remember correctly this "kid" is actually an adult with some disorder that kept puberty from happening correctly.
yomahnn
On the night after. On purge night, you grab your shit, then hide.
Animanny
No, the joke is that there's a little kid in the club since being underage would be legal
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Thankyou
StompehJones
Oh. I thought it was that dancing like that should be a fucking crime.
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Only in footloose
Robotguy4
I'd import Kinder Eggs with the intention to sell them.
JustThePGTips
You fucking monster.... Won't somebody please think of the children!
IAskLotsOfQuestions
DUN DUN DUUUNN...
azizlight2
Seriously some of you you people need to die! I'm just saying. We need a good Pandemic. Too many people escaping Darwinism. Not me of course
Montana6606
Not me either.
EliMFrost
erischilde
Problem is.. social security is already bust. Countries need to keep getting people for money. They wouldn't sanction financial kill offs!
HeyLookAGinger
A pandemic kills without thought, what we need is a commitee planned genocide. Leaving better stock and few dna variebles to not pigeon hole
MLGsandwichmaker
Zika tried but people were so up in arms over it they found a vaccine too quickly :(
SpaceSpeed
Have you ever worked on a committee? Nothing ever gets done, worse than meetings or even annual HR training
Baromian
I'm going back to naboo while you discuss your actions in a commitee.
occamsrzr
If you think you'd survive something like that, you're one of the people that wouldn't ...
azizlight2
Id be the first one with a sniffle. Lol
BigAZNMan
You'd find a way, dumbo.
sqlyoda
We could use a good decimation of the breeding age male population. Not me of course. Everyone else.
HereIGoLurkingAgain
So, should I go to Mirrodin and bring back a Decimator Web?
ProbablyNotAnActualElephant
So a 10% decrease then? Seems low.
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
I don't need to be killed, just sterilized.
ArtOzz
Suits me. Just aim for those who have had the most sex first. That should exclude me, who has had none, and most of IMGUR, whove had less.
SilentInSUB
IllegalDuckling
A negative amount of sex
ExplodingWaifus
Thats part of the process of Extra virgin olive oil
dandydust
Negasex™
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Un-Fucking Believable.
cryogenian
I'd go to the movie theater and steal a large popcorn, large drink, AND a candy. Top that!
Ssssssssssss
Why wouldn't you just steal money? You'd have to be careful to not use it post purge on traceable transactions, but...
InFin0819
Just pay your taxes on it and you are fine to use it.
Xenolith166
Ikr just get a huge loan from the bank, use it to hire mercenaries with lots of weapons then when purge night comes rob the bank, pay the >>
Xenolith166
guys, next day pay off the loan and still have full pockets, do the same thing in a different place each year
HeyLookAGinger
Why you cant be charged for the crime at any point. Also i think all shops and money are extra locked up on purge night even the ghetto 》
HeyLookAGinger
Burger king emptied its safe and locked tight on purge night.
ILovedUnicornsFirst
I'd steal the fancy deli cheese. I just want to have enough money to be able to buy fancy cheese. And Arby's once in a while.
BigAZNMan
The whole block? You'll be shitting bricks!
ILovedUnicornsFirst
I'll be purging cheese.
SomeRandomLiz
Same plan! And get those awesome salami's.
ILovedUnicornsFirst
I forgot about salamis. That sounds good, too.
HitandRyan
Why don't people in the Purge commit massive white collar crime? One IT guy at a bank or a hedge fund and bam, instant millionaire.
SirDistic
Why have millions when you can have THOUSANDS?! https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/16/Drevil_million_dollars.jpg
tipitiwitchet
Murder was encouraged in the movies as a way to kill the poor. There were even government death squads out on the streets picking ppl off
BoltActionGearbox
Because white collar criminals already buy out politicians to make all their white collar crime legal?
Ryebread91
Or could hack a bank system and make everyone a millionaire.
TheBigKahuna
Bcz its a movie inherently inhibited by the short sightedness of its cast and crew and budget
Aflockofdeer
Now that's a movie idea
BewilderedBeaver
You would probably have to tax the loot on the day after.
OnlyPostsGetRekt
Because you don't need the purge for that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
narwhal1
If you don't want to go to prison, you do
OnlyPostsGetRekt
Hahahaha, white collar crime getting punished, good one.
HeyLookAGinger
Because you get tracked by the owner(s) of the money between purges then purge night comes, a paid strike team kidnaps you gets the money》
HitandRyan
How will the original owners pay the mercs after being robbed of all their money? Hell, what's stopping the robbers from making 1/2
HitandRyan
themselves majority shareholders and becoming the new owners of the company now if all crime is, in fact, legal? 2/2
HotSkittyonWailordAction
You steal enough money you're in on those rich guy avoid the purge lists.
HalloIamherenow
Move somewhere the purge isn't legal.
pantsaflame
If you're a good IT guy, you don't get tracked.
BlakeTortilla
How you gonna pay a strike team is someone just stole all your money? Checkmate.
DrKriegersClone
I think the problem is plenty of other rich people who want to keep what's theirs will be motivated to pay to have an example made.
BlakeTortilla
I think those rich people don't give a shit about someone ELSE's money and would just move their money to offshore accounts.
Unverified
Take the money and leave to another country
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
Its not that simple. The other country might not have sanctioned murder once a year.
Killstealer
right, but you already made loads of money, are out of the country, and won't suffer from future purges. whats the downside?
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
Not being able to murder rampage
HeyLookAGinger
Back and you are shoved into a cell on a private island where people can pay to have you tortured since the island is not affliated with 》
HeyLookAGinger
Any nation. The torture also get live streamed to show those what stealing from the rich will involve. At the very least be prepared 》
HeyLookAGinger
To be stalked every purge night by the people you stole from and the others who want your money. Personally i move out of the 》
HeyLookAGinger
Country and if it's worldwide then i go to live in the forest forget society that shit has fucked itself up so much.
PiGuy314
You're getting into immortal snail territory there. With that much money you could outrun most threats.
filben7
immortal snail ?
PiGuy314
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5ipinn/you_and_a_super_intelligent_snail_both_get_1/
Phyrzt
You're immortal but there's always a snail crawling towards you and if it touches you, you die
filben7
Oh, is that all? Hit snail with 2x4.
Moresharks
Decoy snail bro