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7grims
did u mean tumor? that doesnt look like an hamster at all, dont know what it is...
HQDefault
genuinelybored
If a magician placed a box over a rabbit it becomes a bird. Every time!
genuinelybored
Also mind the past tense term ;(
WhiteCollarOfficeJobs
Snake: Snake? Snaaaaaaaaaake!
domestomp
qyrriqat
Badger: Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom, mushroom...
midnightnikki
That is not how birds sleep. That bird is dead.
Executor32
'E's not dead, 'e's restin'!
z3lfmoord
So are they dead or alive?
DefenderOfDog
you don't know many dogs do you?
FloridaLawyer
Cat = Alive/Dead. No way to know unless you open the box.
duckshooter
CheshireCad
"It's called fashion. Look it up."
PinballWizzrobe
Lizard is as Lizard does, my mamma always said
overpall
Fish: dead
pdiddy31415
Someone should've drilled a few holes in the box before putting the baby inside. Oh, well...
MetaSomma
Too late now *shrug*
AnonOmis1000
It's cardboard. Hardly air tight.
starcke
It's more the space at the bottom. I think cardboard is pretty airtight after all.
Kangadilla
So only babies need to breath..?
KevinSandusky
i think the cat one is opposite, cats go in boxes so much cuz their senses dont pick up anything, taking a break from the sensory overload
youareabsolutegarbage
Funny, but that's not why people cover birds, nor what birds think when they are covered.
OreosAreTerrible
I had a psychotic death machine of a hamster once. Had to replace his cage a couple times because he was chewing through the metal.
KerkylasOfAndros
I guess I'm a dog type of person then.
dmuff
Is this post based on an experiment you ran?
unityking119
Haha animal baby
AxellTheDragon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mLxxxOMcs8
Rexery
Cat. Maybe.
TeamSchmautz
Bird? Can’t speak to that. Parrot? “Oh, heeeeiiiillllll no! Akkkk! Akkkkk! Akkkk!”
eclect0
That's a cat's reaction to pretty much anything.
Brandomite
Schröedinger would say the cats reaction would be everything and nothing...
CanadianFurr
Until you check of course.
haveanothergif
Pretty sure it can be ö or oe, but not both.
LostCatWantedDeadAndAlive
You rang?
CanadianFurr
Perfect username.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Paper & cardboard make rustling noises when pawed at. Like the rustling of small animals in the undergrowth or dry leaves. Perfect cat toy.
AnonOmis1000
Also cardboard boxes are surprisingly echo-y
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Good insulators too. Great for cats and homeless people alike.
AnonOmis1000
Really? I never noticed them heat up when I made box forts as a kid
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Cardboard reflects & retains body heat. You won't feel uncomfortably warm, but it prevents heat loss.
MetaSomma
That's because kids have less surface area so they won't difract an absolute thermal vector equilibrium science word. Quantum. Nano.
NinjaLlama895
smellyshorts
Interesting fact... if you put some hydrocyanic acid we wouldn't know if they were alive or dead. Or both.
previoustopcomment
that's not how that works.
smellyshorts
And that is how it works. We don't know.
previoustopcomment
No its not, the poison needs to be attached to a release mechanism determined by radioactive decay.
smellyshorts
And it doesn't.
previoustopcomment
"If an internal monitor...detects radioactivity... the flask is shattered, releasing the poison, which kills the cat. "
previoustopcomment
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schr%C3%B6dinger%27s_cat
NCPBullet
Lizard. Lizard.
Zreen
Shepherd. Wrex.
Techpriest93
However if the lizard is in space in a box then they have a lizard orgy
distilledwill
To save you the clicks: yes it's lizards all the way down
Mulackokrieger
Droggelbecher
TheGirlInTheFireplace
Ohhh honey, honey.
Sirsir94
Lizard? Lizard.
bca360
Revolver Ocelot (Revolver Ocelot)
Thisisnotacleverjoke
tomyironmane
Lizard: Lizard.
XxCartsxX
Lizard gon liz. End of story
Cliccclacc
The fuck it gon do anyway? Not lizard?
MetaSomma
knowledgeguy
NCPBullet
I bet it poops a lot
LordSupergreat
It's a lizardlizard! What do they do in a box?
Sherlocksvillain
NCPBullet
Izzard. Izzard
RoY1o1
Lizard. Lizard.
MetalMil
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
astridsSAM
King lizard. and the lizard. Lizard.
BlackWingPhoenix
Lizard. Lizard
frog311
Lizard. Lizard
orangatuan
You're a Lizard, Larry.
Frankylicious
Lizard. Lizard.
MsAlderaan
Lizard. Lizard.
StaleMeme
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
Beat me to it
razetherunner
such an insanely fantastic show...
SanSabaSongbird
What is it??
BeatenBearface
Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law
SanSabaSongbird
Bird....law....? I like it already.