capnthunderpants
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He's not a cop, just a extra step in, but would be super embarrassed to see this on the front page. LOOK AT THE STUPID LOOK ON HIS FACE.
Mar 17, 2017 4:03 AM
capnthunderpants
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He's not a cop, just a extra step in, but would be super embarrassed to see this on the front page. LOOK AT THE STUPID LOOK ON HIS FACE.
rustycrocks
Thought his dream would be to shoot a black guy
amtone23
He looks like a cop
q00u
SHIRT BELT PANTS NEED TO BE IN A LINE HOPPER YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THAT UNIFORM
Toebeansmaguire
Yeah! Screw that guy living out his dream!
WumboPower
What an asshole! Look at that dumbfuck look on his dumbfuck face ha!
DigHat
FatAmericanOnAScooter
And before you know it, he'll be shooting his first unarmed black kid. They grow up so fast *sobs in white privilege
ulnek
He looks shocked. Thought he failed at something or some such
Frostpunkt
Oh i thought he shot his first black man
azrx
https://imgur.com/vOscHpo
osaniosani
"Quick...give me a 5 letter that starts with a 'Q'"
probshouldntsayitbut
Must be a low budget film! Guy looks like a security guard.
ElbowDeepInASnake
Looks like and LAPD badge template
FlyerChewy
Is his name Judy?
Dassenator
"That's not a fart" - fake police dude
keyserv
I hope Sargent Green isn't looking for any action.
HistoriaCivilis
Let me guess he shot a black guy and got away?
soggyscone
If he was black he would have been shot more
energygremlin
stupid look but still handsome.
genericusername20
He's adorable. I'd smash.
Strostkovy
I can upvote stupid if it is at stupid's expense.
YOUREALLSOGODDAMNPATHETIC02
Precious they put a body cam on him for tv like it's not something every police department absolutely Fucking despises and fights against
ElbowDeepInASnake
The PD in my area happily requires and likes wearing body cams.
SuzyOlive
He's already lost three fingers good grief.
z3lfmoord
*an
lazysombrero
'...just *an extra step in'. And why is it stupid? He looks fine and all worked up.
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
Probably someone picking on his friend. Like friends do. Not that you would know.
Cammo353
KimmyGrangerLikesItRough
Haha fukn rekt gg
BellerophonM
Keep the costume. His girlfriend will appreciate it. :)
csilver24
Yeah, like the costume department would let him
luisiffer
His good looks are rather arresting.
MrGarek
I think it's a missed opportunity that his nametag says "Hopper" instead of "Copper"
osaniosani
or Whopper
kissmyash
He uh.. he kinda cute
BillNyeTheNaziSpy
5/7 would bang
bonvivantofviolence
Freudian username checks out
YOUREALLSOGODDAMNPATHETIC02
More proof the television is a fuckin tool to keep you assholes thoughtless and conforming stupid sheeple. So uplifting
SlagathorTheThird
Checked the profile, obvious frustrated teenage troll is obvious. Keep it up you're very entertaining :)
Gudmuan13
Username checks out
brasky456
YOUREALLSOGODDAMNPATHETIC02
It's the truth William Ferrell
nursemegatron
El oh el Ryland
capnthunderpants
Lol how do you know him? I work with him
nursemegatron
I went to high school with him. Ask him about when he filled this chicks locker with nuts ????
capnthunderpants
Classic Ryland. Guy hasn't changed a bit
FartsSmellBad
Are they filming a porno?
brojustshowmeyourdickbro
I hope so.
abeyoye
Are there pornstars here?
Evilwall
"We called the police over an hour ago!" "Yes, ma'am, it takes us a while to cum."
dietderpsy
Gun isn't big enough.
theREALfrankcastle
if they are, it needs to be filmed only using that body cam
YIKEA
Ooooo a cop porno
CallMeJerryBecauseIAmJerry
I think they are. They are.
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FIDLAR
From this comment you seem like you're full of yourself and annoying as all hell
Thneitis
24 still called pornos.
Swaggynator387
Germany
gopracticespittingoutteeth
What do you want em to say?? A porn?
Vhiyur
DeadHamster
Everyone
keeeenny
Should he say they're filming a porn? That sound better?
DaCrazyBeggar
22 everyone calls it pornos/porn
FartsSmellBad
I just wanted to say, props to you for not deleting this comment
SteveTrabajos
Fatherdoodle
Well I call them one of them "naked love making flicker shows". That "porno" language is for geezers
StabbyMcMurder
What do they call it then?
TalosTheMighty
Game shows
rollerbirdie
Documentaries.
BarefootRobber
Pornos