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TheAmbiguityShows
check mate, christians.
SpartanBurke
Good luck when the carnivorous animals need to eat
Titobater
tynanaideen
"There are parts of the Bible I like and parts I don't like"
Criticus
It called a miracle gosh!
slowmotionkarma
Hey there are parts of the Bible I like and parts I don't like!
dankandmiserable
TitiTurtle
Butt babies don't live.
iammyseIf
Did you just assume their gender??
TheDispensableHobbesAndCalvin
Biology *drops mic*
theguywithfunnypotterglasses
DialUpSyndrome
Yes we are both male lions but we are also faaaabulous!
DrJeremyStone
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr9yZBDma6w
Stillrelevant69
It will be Noah problem
RSP16
whyteraven74
Also those two Ibexes have male horns, female horns are much shorter.
brknsoul
Ibexes or Ibicies? ;-)
Grimmrog
nothing wrong, its at times before men opressed women and they had manes too.
Chrisbronk
Or those buck. This must be the male only version.
Hdr10
What about the beavers?
VoidIncarnate
Dam, son.
envibiomio
Breeding between the Lions
Rifneno
It's very rare, but there are maned females and unmaned males.
cutestcactus
Is this like how everybody has that one aunt with a mustache?
TOOFATTOWIPE
But it's in the Bible.
InboxMeYourBirds
I don't know about you, but to me that picture sure doesn't look like any Bibles I've seen.
TOOFATTOWIPE
Yeah, there weren't pictures in the Bible. I'm referring to the story.
thisisjunk
Or one Polar Bear.
datbikegurl
Or the gazelles for that matter...
ImNotTaylorSwift
I can breed one polar bear.
Squossifrage
*rhinoceros
Vaelin3
Or @ops moms in the back.
diabobical
Yeah, well, she says she likes it "in the back". Probably better off if she doesn't breed again, anyway.
aXeSwY
She's already pregnant
DrJeremyStone
Plot twist
DarkSparkyShark
Inbreeding!
ATimeTravellingRobotFromTheFuture
How did kangaroos get to the ark?
inaplasticcup
Also, why are there no kangaroo skeletons/fossils in between the Middle East and Australia?
OneTwoThreeFourCanIHaveALittleMoreFiveSixSevenEightNineTen
They didn't have to, there's no water in Australia. Anywhere. Ever.
thedementedswan666
They hopped there
Yupurineutah
And penguins?
Wizardasfuck
They hopped on
VoidIncarnate
Well, of course you're going to get hop-ons.
Zipslash
And people say the bible is against gays.
27yoUGLYvirgin
Well, they'd become extinct so...
batlrar
They're not gay, but 20 bucks is 20 bucks. Of course in this case it's actual deer.
Vydrach
"Hey, there's parts I like, and there's parts I don't like!"
CommentBot3000
So you prefer the male parts?
Vydrach
I was quoting the gay ark scene from Futurama