MariClockwise
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We don't lick people
Oct 13, 2017 6:03 PM
MariClockwise
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ILoveToLaughHaHaHaHa
Former teacher here. "Adults don't laugh about farts or poop talk" I'd tell them, struggling to keep a straight face.
CaptainArsehole
I got told off for biting, oh boy that was a confusing walk in.
copingcabana
Also a lie: There are no stupid questions
FancyPantlessTeaParties
It's not a lie if you're single...
Fiss
You don't need to lie... Just get on teaching them about consent early. "did you ASK Timmy if it was okay to put bugs in his ear?"
weneedmorequestions
votedmostlikelytobedownvoted
also "we don't poke our sisters" ..oh wait.
StunnedGoofy
I love licking...
YuMoGuiGwaiFaiDiZao
customcartoons
It's complicated!
monosapien
jonnnney
*Without conscent
HerbieRobinson
copingcabana
Hard work and intelligence are the keys to success.
nvrsurius
Actual truth said to adults as i worked at the strip club.. At night...
nvrsurius
Sir, do not lick the strippers!
Spuduck
I always lick my dentist
Cortezdelanoche
Mmmm....lick my terry folds!
UltraBooster
Lick my flappy foldy tolds
Youhadmeathello
Usually just not in public.
kissmyash
Idk they got porns out there that are eating in public man... look it up
Polaristars
Not with that attitude.
Nuggetti
But in pubic.
drunkmastered
A little on the nose, there you.
grammarfairy
Telling your children that licking is only okay in private might be the worst advice a parent could give.
drunkmastered
Father Jerry would disagree.
alwaysupvotefuturama
Not as in people, plural, no.
imdonewithpickingusernames
At least, not at the same time....
IFrickinLoveSharks
Well that just depends
horrorhoe
When I have two girls in my bed I'm going to lick them both. You can't tell me what to do. You're not my supervisor.
alwaysupvotefuturama
Do you? Have to girls in your bed?
horrorhoe
I did and I will tomorrow. I'm damn lucky.
Monkeytron
TimHanson
I miss g4
whoknowswhoitis
omgurimgur
Wow. Guy Fieri is Legend.
Un0riginalComment
I kinda miss g4
Helljayjay
Damn fine Munn
Monkeytron
/a/LAE6c
Siorruidh
I don't know what this is but I like it
Kronzor
That's Olivia Munn.
Zelkon527
Does she?
Althox00
Yeah... But is that Olivia Munn behavior?
TooMuchWorkNotNuffFun
Oh it is.... google her and her raunchy-ness. Hot!