Mar 31, 2017 4:38 PM
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CaseyDDia
I'm both.
garrnk
I feel bad for gamer chicks. They have noth i ng to wear and nothing to play????
KawaiiInari
As a woman, I am both.
hobojones85
wearing nothing is just fine -> playing nothing is just fine. Oh fuck. What the fuck. Fuck... Fuck.
wearymalaise
TIL I am a man.
BlueStingray
Dont wear anything, Play With her
morrissimo
@razor10000
Nuanra
As a female gamer I have both problems. Please send steam gift cards and lingerie.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
So wait what's she waiting for? Do they help each other? I need answers!
MaterialisticWorm
I do both
Spaceygirl84
I can't stop playing BO3 multiplayer and my dad bought me ghost recon so I have new shit .. But still
Burnoutbecca
Solution:
AvaMas
I'm both
HypnoJack
"Nothing to play" is often more like not figuring out exactly what you're in the mood to play.
brundelfly
I don't mind when my SO is taking a long time to decide what to wear. I just kick back and enjoy the boobassness. :)
ProxyPlayerHD
Me when looking in my Steam Libary....
BrosefStalinforThymeIII
No PC games? FECK OFF!
postitute
I have no closet space
ajpimpsalll
Why the anger in the 2nd? I've never been late to a friend's dinner because i had to play a video game first. gf getting dressed however...
Rynestrm
That guy is looking at her ass like it owes him money.
GeorgeGeef
Optional paralysis/choice parodox. Look it up.
DangusStank
But why isn't the guy in his underwear showing off his crack when searching for games. That's realistic
TrueLegateDamar
I feel the same way, just looking through the hundred plus unplayed games on my Steam library and just going 'nah nah don't feel like it'.
aselleus
Lol I have like 370 games and I'm usually like nahhh. I am trying to play ones that I can beat within a reasonable time frame though
GuanYuThatsWho
350 here and its the slow ass introduction to games. Yes i am fully aware how to use WASD and the mouse, thanks
Ha yeah. Like I can figure it out myself thank you. If I needed help that's what the internet is for.
mycatToastwasafatasshole
Pull up your underwear!! How the fuck is that not driving your crazy?!
ClimbThemCrimps
Exactly how I knew a woman didn't write this. Made me uncomfortable just looking at it.
fearandloathebananas
*in front of the internet* I have nothing to masturbate to.
HAupvote
I don't see what the guy has to be upset about
Probably been sitting there for 30+ minutes helping her find something to wear.
EmporerDragon
It's like trying to decide what to watch on netflix. Your library becomes so vast you become paralyzed with choice.
cardboardwhales
He obviously didn't invest in games with high replay value
SmokingToddlers
This is unrealistic
Whatthefuckkindofusernameshouldimake
Dishonored 2
InfamousFightingLoneliness
Can't find anything to live for/ -not so real life issues
UnrulyGhoulie
Depression is a cunt.
HelmutSchmidt
Sad but true.
Dulliest
Rick and Morty Season 3, then you can die ;)
[deleted]
If you pledge to feed me, I'll be your friend
apercent
Second picture applies to all sexes.
MaestroZauntera
Nah mang, I'm a guy who loves to buy clothes and dress nice. Most of the time when you have nice clothes you gotta dress how you feel.
Radix865
I'm the complete opposite, I just see new clothes as a waste of money unless the old ones are literally falling apart.
marximusprime
*both
DynamicWeight
TBH, first too.
Arconyte
For real. I'm about to go Zuckerberg.
IronicUsername
I'm browsing imgur right now when I'd rather be gaming just because I can't decide on a game to play.
jewnoguat
Try destiny :) I can't stop won't stop rockerfeller
aboxacaraflatafan
For me it's because I started the Honest Hearts add-on too soon this time and those White Legs are kicking my butt.
Denvercoder09
Dark souls
TheBestUsernameYouveNeverSeen
When your wife is naked right next to you and you are visibly upset, it's time to file for divorce.
Zokathra
That's the face my wife makes when she's changing clothes and I grab her assets.
Ufphen
I would be upset too if my wife was breaking into my safe and wallet while was changing as well
MetaSomma
Found the virgin
optimusgoose
What if she's naked with another man
Then I have to go get a third wine glass... Sigh
IAMCRAIG
Or maybe, just maybe, you've grown past the horny teenager phase where you want to bone whenever you see someone naked.
Chikanboo
the day i dont want to bone my partner upon seeing the naked is the day i have died
KinetoPlay
Even if you don't want to bone, you should still appreciate your SO's body.
Iamthebullfrog
You sound very unmarried.
aguacatedeldiablo
Married for 12 years now, if I'm mad at her I'll likely be in a different room while she's naked.
Well, I'm a bit too young and single, so yea. I just made the joke for internet points, don't arrest me!
ErrantShepherd
Too late.
ginofgan
The meme police!
Thorudon
Poor sucker is probably already being backtraced.
They live inside of my head!
IronCobra
Be naked with each other, play with each other's bodies.
FunctioningWorkaholic
I have nothing to fuck.
Xaldyn
YouThinkYouDoButYouDontt
You, I like.
dedlanguages
That's really cool. You said "you, I like." Instead of "I like you."
Ljnoodles
But after
GassyWizard
my kind of person
I can play video games for a much larger chunk of the day than I can have sex.
Glomgore
MEDIOCRE
Mom!?
RobertNAdams
bruh
CaseyDDia
I'm both.
garrnk
I feel bad for gamer chicks. They have noth i ng to wear and nothing to play????
KawaiiInari
As a woman, I am both.
hobojones85
wearing nothing is just fine -> playing nothing is just fine. Oh fuck. What the fuck. Fuck... Fuck.
wearymalaise
TIL I am a man.
BlueStingray
Dont wear anything, Play With her
morrissimo
@razor10000
Nuanra
As a female gamer I have both problems. Please send steam gift cards and lingerie.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
So wait what's she waiting for? Do they help each other? I need answers!
MaterialisticWorm
I do both
Spaceygirl84
I can't stop playing BO3 multiplayer and my dad bought me ghost recon so I have new shit .. But still
Burnoutbecca
Solution:
AvaMas
I'm both
HypnoJack
"Nothing to play" is often more like not figuring out exactly what you're in the mood to play.
brundelfly
I don't mind when my SO is taking a long time to decide what to wear. I just kick back and enjoy the boobassness. :)
ProxyPlayerHD
Me when looking in my Steam Libary....
BrosefStalinforThymeIII
No PC games? FECK OFF!
postitute
I have no closet space
ajpimpsalll
Why the anger in the 2nd? I've never been late to a friend's dinner because i had to play a video game first. gf getting dressed however...
Rynestrm
That guy is looking at her ass like it owes him money.
GeorgeGeef
Optional paralysis/choice parodox. Look it up.
DangusStank
But why isn't the guy in his underwear showing off his crack when searching for games. That's realistic
TrueLegateDamar
I feel the same way, just looking through the hundred plus unplayed games on my Steam library and just going 'nah nah don't feel like it'.
aselleus
Lol I have like 370 games and I'm usually like nahhh. I am trying to play ones that I can beat within a reasonable time frame though
GuanYuThatsWho
350 here and its the slow ass introduction to games. Yes i am fully aware how to use WASD and the mouse, thanks
aselleus
Ha yeah. Like I can figure it out myself thank you. If I needed help that's what the internet is for.
mycatToastwasafatasshole
Pull up your underwear!! How the fuck is that not driving your crazy?!
ClimbThemCrimps
Exactly how I knew a woman didn't write this. Made me uncomfortable just looking at it.
fearandloathebananas
*in front of the internet* I have nothing to masturbate to.
HAupvote
I don't see what the guy has to be upset about
KawaiiInari
Probably been sitting there for 30+ minutes helping her find something to wear.
EmporerDragon
It's like trying to decide what to watch on netflix. Your library becomes so vast you become paralyzed with choice.
cardboardwhales
He obviously didn't invest in games with high replay value
SmokingToddlers
This is unrealistic
Whatthefuckkindofusernameshouldimake
Dishonored 2
InfamousFightingLoneliness
Can't find anything to live for/ -not so real life issues
UnrulyGhoulie
Depression is a cunt.
HelmutSchmidt
Sad but true.
Dulliest
Rick and Morty Season 3, then you can die ;)
[deleted]
[deleted]
InfamousFightingLoneliness
If you pledge to feed me, I'll be your friend
InfamousFightingLoneliness
If you pledge to feed me, I'll be your friend
apercent
Second picture applies to all sexes.
MaestroZauntera
Nah mang, I'm a guy who loves to buy clothes and dress nice. Most of the time when you have nice clothes you gotta dress how you feel.
Radix865
I'm the complete opposite, I just see new clothes as a waste of money unless the old ones are literally falling apart.
marximusprime
*both
DynamicWeight
TBH, first too.
Arconyte
For real. I'm about to go Zuckerberg.
IronicUsername
I'm browsing imgur right now when I'd rather be gaming just because I can't decide on a game to play.
jewnoguat
Try destiny :) I can't stop won't stop rockerfeller
aboxacaraflatafan
For me it's because I started the Honest Hearts add-on too soon this time and those White Legs are kicking my butt.
Denvercoder09
Dark souls
TheBestUsernameYouveNeverSeen
When your wife is naked right next to you and you are visibly upset, it's time to file for divorce.
Zokathra
That's the face my wife makes when she's changing clothes and I grab her assets.
Ufphen
I would be upset too if my wife was breaking into my safe and wallet while was changing as well
MetaSomma
Found the virgin
optimusgoose
What if she's naked with another man
MetaSomma
Then I have to go get a third wine glass... Sigh
IAMCRAIG
Or maybe, just maybe, you've grown past the horny teenager phase where you want to bone whenever you see someone naked.
Chikanboo
the day i dont want to bone my partner upon seeing the naked is the day i have died
KinetoPlay
Even if you don't want to bone, you should still appreciate your SO's body.
Iamthebullfrog
You sound very unmarried.
aguacatedeldiablo
Married for 12 years now, if I'm mad at her I'll likely be in a different room while she's naked.
TheBestUsernameYouveNeverSeen
Well, I'm a bit too young and single, so yea. I just made the joke for internet points, don't arrest me!
MetaSomma
ErrantShepherd
Too late.
ginofgan
The meme police!
Thorudon
Poor sucker is probably already being backtraced.
ErrantShepherd
They live inside of my head!
IronCobra
Be naked with each other, play with each other's bodies.
FunctioningWorkaholic
I have nothing to fuck.
Xaldyn
YouThinkYouDoButYouDontt
You, I like.
dedlanguages
That's really cool. You said "you, I like." Instead of "I like you."
Ljnoodles
But after
GassyWizard
my kind of person
DynamicWeight
I can play video games for a much larger chunk of the day than I can have sex.
Glomgore
MEDIOCRE
DynamicWeight
Mom!?
RobertNAdams
bruh