Jimmy Carr is asked to share the most horrible, awful joke in his arsenal.

Feb 28, 2018 2:04 PM

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Meanwhile, Jimmy Carr

What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics? Walking.

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Chris Hardwick hiding his face to protect his brand image.

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HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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One too many HA's. Otherwise fuckin great comment. Worthy of a +1

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Why did Hitler kill himself....he saw his gas bill.....

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Another one of Jimmy's: "They say there's safety in number. Yeah? Tell that to 6 million Jews."

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Source https://youtu.be/TcBRePwOPPI?t=1m9s The Full Show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaBRhNnxJJ4

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I prefer his actual dirtiest joke.... how do you get a gay man to fuck a woman? You shit in her cunt.

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So I was eating out my grandma last week and I tasted horse cock, so I said "ohhhh that's how you died."

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"A roller coaster ride of depravity."

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He’s funny but has a very punchable face

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I think it'sfuckable

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That one is alright but I know that's not his most horrific.

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Then go tell please

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It's not even close to " horrific ", I don't know his comedy, but that's hardly black comedy.

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'Blood Sucking Stops'

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Why is this so funny

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I think it's the bang flipping on the forehead.

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tim IS comedy in my opinion

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Is that Andre the giant losing his shit in the corner?

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Too small

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He ded brah

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Too small for him

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I was gonna say...

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And Chris Hardwick?

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Not unless he rose from the grave. (It's Paul Provenza)

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And shrunk a lot.

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Is that Judah Friedlander?

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Him and J Mascis are the only guys allowed to wear trucker hats.

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Andre the Giant was already dead when this was filmed

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He had a joke that properly made me chortle. “How do you make a gay man have sex with a woman? Shit in her cunt”

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Daem!

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Ahahaha I say that joke at all parties

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"Happy 3rd Birthday, darling niece... Now, who wants to hear a joke?"

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ugh.

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Or the one about what's so great about having sex with twenty-five years olds.

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there's 20 of them!

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Put smarties tubes on cats legs, make them walk like a robot.

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I get to see him live in 2 months, I can't wait. My sister wants me to heckle him so he can destroy me on-stage.

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Been there done that. He will talk to the audience. You will get your chance. He mocked me good. I loved it

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Another one of his.. in a recent poll, 9 out of 10 people enjoyed gang rape.

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Anyone who’s curious you can see the whole season of Paul Provenza’s: Green Room on YouTube. It’s a great show of comedians being comedians

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Best episode to watch imo is the one with Bo Burnham. The jongest comedian who was a guest but the most in depth conversation

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Yeah him singing to ray and the crowd is pretty awesome since I think they all can get the concept behind “art is dead”

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Why does Beyonce sing " to the left, to the left" ? It's because shes black and black people have no rights

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Fuck that’s good

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You know what's worse than a baby in a trash container? One baby in two trash containers...

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If only Africa had more condoms then every year we could prevent millions of kids from being born into poverty and starvation

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implying they would use them.

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If it weren't for the Vatican deliberately spreading misinformation in addition to preventing aid from being used to supply them, they would

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Right, the Vatican is to blame for the rampant rape, murder, etc. that goes on in Africa. Not the citizens themselves...

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Actually we were talking about condoms and unplanned pregnancy

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Rape is a weapon of war used by the militias that wage war against each other, often along religious lines.

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