Oct 25, 2020 6:19 AM
WorldOfEngineering
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https://instagram.com/kimitalvitie?igshid=81guoksbsuu4
scianavonbeton
updootyourpootsnoot
our most impressive space dildo yet
SankariSuomi
Not the raptors I was expecting, but I'll take it.
BallisticMidget
Now this I can unzip too
graehall
That's awesome, and when they're running, you won't be able to hear Elon's narcissistic bullshit!
Imakethingsweird
Clever Girl...
ullr52
I was expecting something jurassic park related
SuperCowFanboy
v
TsubakiTragic
WorstPostEver
Dammit, how appropriate!
Iullyiullyus
OneUpperSteve
Replace them with brass instruments.
Owlsdude
What effect does it produce to twist them around each other?
GrandProtectorDark
It induces roll
RobErtE87
Rolling the vehicle around the long axis
CountessPatagium
Why is this not set to EDM?
?
Affablesea9917
When i grow up i wanna be a Raptor Engine
RedBeardedTrucker
More. https://www.instagram.com/p/CGfW08dDMoY/
parabolic000
This is a weird goddamn fleshlight.
kittybuttwiggle
That is one fancy fleshlight
PlagueVector
I never realized how much I needed to fully and independently gimballed.
Stephen9000
...is(?)
BarbedWireCatheter
I never realized how much i accidentally the whole word
heyletsbefriends
am i having a stroke?
belovedlover
TORILLE!
Skaboofle
Menossa jo!
242DL
Piti oikein kattoo uudestaan että mikä tässä johtaa torille
DefaultImgurUsername
damskippy1
BaconSave
DinoVoter
Don't cross the streams
TedTheMan
Stop! I can only get so excited!
Toiletseatpolio
That was strangely erotic.
beclamide
Why do I find this erotic?
Metalhead47
Sitting on the pad right now!
Soon!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YpfHDZSC5nM
Willybum84
When?
CongenitalSlurpees
Soon! TM
ReginaKasteen
"Mid-November" or later. https://spaceflightnow.com/launch-schedule/
Shrike99
I don't see it on that list. Also, I wouldn't be surprised if it happened early November.
lljkstonefish
There's a road closure booked for tuesday. That'll probably be the static fire. After that, it's good to go. So, launch in a week-ish?
In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit. (Photo courtesy of Austin Barnard on Twitter):
And this is the *small bit* O.O
R100GSPD
Sucequoidonc
tanebot
And the rest of you. I mean, that's how vehicles work.
jridley
Bet they've got the best tested kinematics model ever.
Skilgannon92
As an aircraft mechanic, this looks like a fucking nightmare
Aiolos507th
Flow aircraft mechanic, my first thought aswell
ThrownClub
What kind of low tech shit are you working on, the Wright Flyer?
rnj454
Sadly, that would be much easier. Modern aircraft are a fucking nightmare to work on. Over-engineered, under-designed.
NapoleonDynOmite
As a marine machinist, ditto.
ProbablyISIS
Seems like an expensive point of failure
ProfessorMatt
"Whatever you do, do NOT push THAT button while in flight."
elucca
Basically every rocket engine does this. It works something like this:
batukhan
My actuator also pivots on the thrust mount
13579rocket
Fooby
It does seem a little odd to me that the thrust from the vector nozzles can overlap the fixed nozzles' edges. I guess the material takes it?
Acc87
They don't run simultaneously. Inside is atmosphere nozzles, outside is vacuum nozzles.
sorry read that wrong, now I get what you mean.
POByayouknowme
Being that it’s a shuttle, that seems acceptable
floridahillbilly
So you are the guy responsible for planes being delayed cause of a”light on the dash”.
T0go
The sea level engines only have to work about ~10 minutes per flight
sheeeiit
Word
Thephedora
I immediately thought that. And you know, maintenance in space must be... fun.
ImHereForExplicitContent
You know, I doubt aircraft mechanics have to perform maintenance while airborne.
Voidhawk42
Important satellites like the Hubble and the ISS are the only things that get maintenance in space. Everything else comes back to Earth.
TacoFox
Where would they carry the spare parts, tools, and consumables...also who would fix it? The stick wiggler?
It's pretty much the same control setup the RS-25s on the Space Shuttle had.
tripletiddy
As a aircraft mechanic, you are un-qualified. You need a spacecraft mechanic for this dummy.
Fuckin' rocket surgeons downvoting me. Get a sense of humor.
TIL aircraft greasemonkeys DON'T like being told they cant touch something.
Not necessarily true. A&P's get hired to work on spacecraft all the time.
We found the engineer!
No, I work for a living. As an A&P. Hence my statement.
Guess you're not allowed to make jokes in your line of work. We make the parts you bolt on, and you wouldn't last a day in our shop.
Multipew
How so? I get that it's complex to control, but the mechanics of it comes down to just 9 rams and 6 pivots.
wadenelson1
Found the SpaceX engineer!
I'm not saying that *I* could do it, but I reckon with a raspberry pi, 9 servos and a 3d printer you could make a working model.
You can simplify it down to 9 rams/6 pivots, but that doesn't take into account the controls for the mechanism, the rigging required to 1/
make everything work in a synchronized manner, and maintaining constant and reliable power, among other things. 2/2
AJ2071
Will be computer controlled and given who's in charge of jt and the money being spent id say it'll work like a dream
You do know that elongated muskrat isn't doing the engineering himself, right?
ScrewYouAndTheDildoYouRodeInOn
Given who's in charge hahahahahahahahahaaahahaha. Captain hyperloop? Dude. Dude. Be glad REAL engineers are designing these not rich idiots.
If I rode in on a dildo I wouldn't need to be screwed, now would I?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Just think about how bad its gonna be if one, just one of the pistons breaks
Have you seen the one Ted talk about drones where they demonstrate how they can algorithmically compensate for damage? I imagine something -
Similar would be possible with this. Though I expect it'd involve a lot of spinning
Moving parts are always a nightmare, one thing breaks and a lot of stuff has to come out not just what’s broke, and engineers 1/2
RebelSkull
If your username is from what I think it is, check this out! http://www.raven-armoury.co.uk/sonad.html
Only have to design something to be built once, it’s the mechanic that has to take it apart and fix it over and over.
Engineers and mechanics tend to hate each other
Hey, aren’t you damned? How’s hell, White Wolf?
khora
Have you ever seen wing flaps?
ContinuallySenseless
Have you seen what wing flaps do in space? They look pretty.
Molotovbliss
My guess that's why it's just a secondary and not the main drive. Question is how is fuel getting delivered to them.
metasheep
The smaller cones are for use in an atmosphere while the big cones are for use in space. All are connected to Raptor engines though.
NopeHunter
The small ones are the in-atmosphere optimized engines. The Large ones are the vacuum optimized ones. No idea about fuel, we'll say magic.
This video shows the fuel systems pretty well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PC47YrDtFs
Both engines are "main engines". The smaller ones are atmosphere optimised. The bigger are vacuum optimised.
no u
Loraxis
Tubes
Kinda like the internet? Hope no one gets their big truck dumping in mine.
https://blog.cloudflare.com/content/images/ted-stevens.jpg.scaled500.jpg for those that don't get the reference
StonesOnTheHill
Possibly also pipes.
Probably flexible ones so they don't snap off when the nozzle wiggles around like that
gunshowzero
You misspelled “porno”
koakuma42
We be jammin
Throw that ass in a circle.
OodelallyGollyWhatADay
We jammin, we jammin, we jammin, we jammin
Crackedfingers78
Here's me hoping someone, with more talent than I, will put this to music
Yes
PunTheJewels
We jammin till the end of the void
gordy77
Why do they need to go crissy crossy?
AWellHungPriest
For the roll program it looks like
BarronVonCheese
To spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnn
r333
For when they need to bite the bullet in space...
Bizobinator
Roll control (spinning)
itxtalone
probably dont, but it shows the range of articulation. but i know nothing about real spaceships
cedricnet
I had just settled on twisty leg cross, but spell check gave me crispy crossy when I typed yours, which I think is the win.
FeIineDisrespectFromBehind
To do a barrel roll!
KaJuN
Cris-cross! Everybody clap your hands!
RedIronCrown
Thrust vectoring to control roll, pitch and yaw.
dadsarethebest
Oh, look at the rocket scientist over here
bleekout
Spirals in the opposite direction of axial rotation to counter balance negative rotation.
mmartin762
To do the twist, duh
tronnerdore64
There is no atmosphere in space so wings don’t work. You need to push the craft into a spin.
That's usually done bytiny seperate reaction control thruster.
OrThatsWhatTheySayAnyway
Why not use a portion of the thrust, no additional fuel used than what you were already using.
warp10
That's in space though. When launching through an atmosphere you need a lot more power to control spin, hence why they use the main engines
Yea byt the guy said "in space"
Starship's control surfaces are configured for re-entry and give little control authority on ascent, so the engines have to do it all
PaigeYes
To spin the craft
PicassoCT
In hindsight, it was a mistake to hire those funpark engineers to write the requirement specs. Well thats spilled vomit under the bridge
wannamintjulip
I'll try spinning, that's a good trick!
ifPokemonWereReal
Hold on R2
Mxlespxles
TheRealCaveman
Pretty sure there are laterall thrusters for that purpose. Using the raptor engines would be wasteful for such a small adjustment.
Gestalt7
What about redundancy in the event of a failure to lateral thrust control? Or a loss of one (or two) of the three?
Could isn't should. seems like they thought that was a good option in some situation. But I highly doubt it's the only method of roll.
I agree. If the capability is built as is shown, they'll definitely have a damn good reason for it. Gimbaling rocket motors like that is
Good one, of course.
Because Chris Kross will make you... Jump! Jump!
pkmwt
https://i.gifer.com/BJzz.gif
BARRIIICADEtv
DADDY MAC'LL MAKE YUH!
R O L L A U T H O R I T Y
againchina
DO A BARREL ROLL
Fishticuffs
Barrel roll tech. Super advanced. You wouldn't understand.
astrangehop
Press B to use the bomb.
ittybittyfunk
Bro @gordy77 is Slippy bro
Its a good trick
scianavonbeton
updootyourpootsnoot
our most impressive space dildo yet
SankariSuomi
Not the raptors I was expecting, but I'll take it.
BallisticMidget
Now this I can unzip too
graehall
That's awesome, and when they're running, you won't be able to hear Elon's narcissistic bullshit!
Imakethingsweird
Clever Girl...
ullr52
I was expecting something jurassic park related
SuperCowFanboy
TsubakiTragic
WorstPostEver
Dammit, how appropriate!
Iullyiullyus
OneUpperSteve
Replace them with brass instruments.
Owlsdude
What effect does it produce to twist them around each other?
GrandProtectorDark
It induces roll
RobErtE87
Rolling the vehicle around the long axis
CountessPatagium
Why is this not set to EDM?
GrandProtectorDark
?
Affablesea9917
When i grow up i wanna be a Raptor Engine
RedBeardedTrucker
More. https://www.instagram.com/p/CGfW08dDMoY/
parabolic000
This is a weird goddamn fleshlight.
kittybuttwiggle
That is one fancy fleshlight
PlagueVector
I never realized how much I needed to fully and independently gimballed.
Stephen9000
...is(?)
BarbedWireCatheter
I never realized how much i accidentally the whole word
heyletsbefriends
am i having a stroke?
belovedlover
TORILLE!
Skaboofle
Menossa jo!
242DL
Piti oikein kattoo uudestaan että mikä tässä johtaa torille
DefaultImgurUsername
damskippy1
BaconSave
DinoVoter
Don't cross the streams
TedTheMan
Stop! I can only get so excited!
Toiletseatpolio
That was strangely erotic.
beclamide
Why do I find this erotic?
Metalhead47
Sitting on the pad right now!
TedTheMan
Soon!
RobErtE87
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YpfHDZSC5nM
Willybum84
When?
CongenitalSlurpees
Soon! TM
ReginaKasteen
"Mid-November" or later. https://spaceflightnow.com/launch-schedule/
Shrike99
I don't see it on that list. Also, I wouldn't be surprised if it happened early November.
lljkstonefish
There's a road closure booked for tuesday. That'll probably be the static fire. After that, it's good to go. So, launch in a week-ish?
Shrike99
In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit. (Photo courtesy of Austin Barnard on Twitter):
Metalhead47
And this is the *small bit* O.O
R100GSPD
Sucequoidonc
tanebot
And the rest of you. I mean, that's how vehicles work.
jridley
Bet they've got the best tested kinematics model ever.
Skilgannon92
As an aircraft mechanic, this looks like a fucking nightmare
Aiolos507th
Flow aircraft mechanic, my first thought aswell
ThrownClub
What kind of low tech shit are you working on, the Wright Flyer?
rnj454
Sadly, that would be much easier. Modern aircraft are a fucking nightmare to work on. Over-engineered, under-designed.
NapoleonDynOmite
As a marine machinist, ditto.
ProbablyISIS
lljkstonefish
Seems like an expensive point of failure
rnj454
ProfessorMatt
"Whatever you do, do NOT push THAT button while in flight."
elucca
Basically every rocket engine does this. It works something like this:
batukhan
My actuator also pivots on the thrust mount
13579rocket
Fooby
It does seem a little odd to me that the thrust from the vector nozzles can overlap the fixed nozzles' edges. I guess the material takes it?
Acc87
They don't run simultaneously. Inside is atmosphere nozzles, outside is vacuum nozzles.
Acc87
sorry read that wrong, now I get what you mean.
POByayouknowme
Being that it’s a shuttle, that seems acceptable
floridahillbilly
So you are the guy responsible for planes being delayed cause of a”light on the dash”.
T0go
The sea level engines only have to work about ~10 minutes per flight
sheeeiit
Word
Thephedora
I immediately thought that. And you know, maintenance in space must be... fun.
ImHereForExplicitContent
You know, I doubt aircraft mechanics have to perform maintenance while airborne.
Voidhawk42
Important satellites like the Hubble and the ISS are the only things that get maintenance in space. Everything else comes back to Earth.
TacoFox
Where would they carry the spare parts, tools, and consumables...also who would fix it? The stick wiggler?
Shrike99
It's pretty much the same control setup the RS-25s on the Space Shuttle had.
tripletiddy
As a aircraft mechanic, you are un-qualified. You need a spacecraft mechanic for this dummy.
tripletiddy
Fuckin' rocket surgeons downvoting me. Get a sense of humor.
tripletiddy
TIL aircraft greasemonkeys DON'T like being told they cant touch something.
rnj454
Not necessarily true. A&P's get hired to work on spacecraft all the time.
tripletiddy
We found the engineer!
rnj454
No, I work for a living. As an A&P. Hence my statement.
tripletiddy
Guess you're not allowed to make jokes in your line of work. We make the parts you bolt on, and you wouldn't last a day in our shop.
Multipew
How so? I get that it's complex to control, but the mechanics of it comes down to just 9 rams and 6 pivots.
wadenelson1
Found the SpaceX engineer!
Multipew
I'm not saying that *I* could do it, but I reckon with a raspberry pi, 9 servos and a 3d printer you could make a working model.
rnj454
You can simplify it down to 9 rams/6 pivots, but that doesn't take into account the controls for the mechanism, the rigging required to 1/
rnj454
make everything work in a synchronized manner, and maintaining constant and reliable power, among other things. 2/2
AJ2071
Will be computer controlled and given who's in charge of jt and the money being spent id say it'll work like a dream
Multipew
You do know that elongated muskrat isn't doing the engineering himself, right?
ScrewYouAndTheDildoYouRodeInOn
Given who's in charge hahahahahahahahahaaahahaha. Captain hyperloop? Dude. Dude. Be glad REAL engineers are designing these not rich idiots.
ImHereForExplicitContent
If I rode in on a dildo I wouldn't need to be screwed, now would I?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Just think about how bad its gonna be if one, just one of the pistons breaks
Multipew
Have you seen the one Ted talk about drones where they demonstrate how they can algorithmically compensate for damage? I imagine something -
Multipew
Similar would be possible with this. Though I expect it'd involve a lot of spinning
Skilgannon92
Moving parts are always a nightmare, one thing breaks and a lot of stuff has to come out not just what’s broke, and engineers 1/2
RebelSkull
If your username is from what I think it is, check this out! http://www.raven-armoury.co.uk/sonad.html
Skilgannon92
Only have to design something to be built once, it’s the mechanic that has to take it apart and fix it over and over.
Skilgannon92
Engineers and mechanics tend to hate each other
RebelSkull
Hey, aren’t you damned? How’s hell, White Wolf?
khora
Have you ever seen wing flaps?
ContinuallySenseless
Have you seen what wing flaps do in space? They look pretty.
Molotovbliss
My guess that's why it's just a secondary and not the main drive. Question is how is fuel getting delivered to them.
metasheep
The smaller cones are for use in an atmosphere while the big cones are for use in space. All are connected to Raptor engines though.
NopeHunter
The small ones are the in-atmosphere optimized engines. The Large ones are the vacuum optimized ones. No idea about fuel, we'll say magic.
Shrike99
This video shows the fuel systems pretty well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PC47YrDtFs
GrandProtectorDark
Both engines are "main engines". The smaller ones are atmosphere optimised. The bigger are vacuum optimised.
T0go
no u
Loraxis
Tubes
Molotovbliss
Kinda like the internet? Hope no one gets their big truck dumping in mine.
Molotovbliss
https://blog.cloudflare.com/content/images/ted-stevens.jpg.scaled500.jpg for those that don't get the reference
StonesOnTheHill
Possibly also pipes.
Multipew
Probably flexible ones so they don't snap off when the nozzle wiggles around like that
gunshowzero
You misspelled “porno”
koakuma42
We be jammin
ThrownClub
Throw that ass in a circle.
OodelallyGollyWhatADay
We jammin, we jammin, we jammin, we jammin
Crackedfingers78
Here's me hoping someone, with more talent than I, will put this to music
koakuma42
Yes
PunTheJewels
We jammin till the end of the void
gordy77
Why do they need to go crissy crossy?
AWellHungPriest
For the roll program it looks like
BarronVonCheese
To spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnn
r333
For when they need to bite the bullet in space...
Bizobinator
Roll control (spinning)
itxtalone
probably dont, but it shows the range of articulation. but i know nothing about real spaceships
cedricnet
I had just settled on twisty leg cross, but spell check gave me crispy crossy when I typed yours, which I think is the win.
FeIineDisrespectFromBehind
To do a barrel roll!
KaJuN
Cris-cross! Everybody clap your hands!
RedIronCrown
Thrust vectoring to control roll, pitch and yaw.
dadsarethebest
Oh, look at the rocket scientist over here
bleekout
Spirals in the opposite direction of axial rotation to counter balance negative rotation.
mmartin762
To do the twist, duh
tronnerdore64
There is no atmosphere in space so wings don’t work. You need to push the craft into a spin.
GrandProtectorDark
That's usually done bytiny seperate reaction control thruster.
OrThatsWhatTheySayAnyway
Why not use a portion of the thrust, no additional fuel used than what you were already using.
warp10
That's in space though. When launching through an atmosphere you need a lot more power to control spin, hence why they use the main engines
GrandProtectorDark
Yea byt the guy said "in space"
T0go
Starship's control surfaces are configured for re-entry and give little control authority on ascent, so the engines have to do it all
PaigeYes
To spin the craft
PicassoCT
In hindsight, it was a mistake to hire those funpark engineers to write the requirement specs. Well thats spilled vomit under the bridge
wannamintjulip
I'll try spinning, that's a good trick!
ifPokemonWereReal
Hold on R2
Mxlespxles
TheRealCaveman
Pretty sure there are laterall thrusters for that purpose. Using the raptor engines would be wasteful for such a small adjustment.
Gestalt7
What about redundancy in the event of a failure to lateral thrust control? Or a loss of one (or two) of the three?
TheRealCaveman
Could isn't should. seems like they thought that was a good option in some situation. But I highly doubt it's the only method of roll.
Gestalt7
I agree. If the capability is built as is shown, they'll definitely have a damn good reason for it. Gimbaling rocket motors like that is
gordy77
Good one, of course.
Molotovbliss
Because Chris Kross will make you... Jump! Jump!
pkmwt
https://i.gifer.com/BJzz.gif
BARRIIICADEtv
DADDY MAC'LL MAKE YUH!
T0go
R O L L A U T H O R I T Y
againchina
DO A BARREL ROLL
Fishticuffs
Barrel roll tech. Super advanced. You wouldn't understand.
astrangehop
Press B to use the bomb.
ittybittyfunk
Bro @gordy77 is Slippy bro
BarbedWireCatheter
Its a good trick