MissTryxie
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It's Cheryl!!
That was most of my favorite things from the second half of 2017! (With some stuff from early 2018)
Got to make space for those 2018 memes!
Edit1: Wow I made front page
Edit 2: Two days later my stolen meme collection has been stolen and the memes are back to life
Dolliefox
DAE think if you're casually chatting during sex, you're having bad sex?
Pedobearus
#2 It's calling out to the OP
LilyProblemWrecker
Panic at the party.
hybridjosto
99typhoons
The amazon one with the egg is probably a tenga egg. My friend buys them every year for us as a joke. They are always nice tho.
EnderPanda13
#11 if you have another girl name her Katchup, shorten it to Kat. Everyone will think her name is Katrina and she has to tell them the truth
EnderPanda13
Then be corrected on its spelling as well.
trogdorthburninator
#45 your authority is not recognized in fort kickass
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
There's a vampiresque short story with a twist about Snow White that I found amazing, called "Red As Blood" by Tanith Lee
Dylankx
The more I look at the Star Wars poster the better it gets.
NerdN1
Mitochondria run a cell as much as a power plant runs a city. It's just deals with power, not management.
Amesang
https://media.tenor.com/videos/eba746a766a0a99634e5ee33f813d033/mp4
OtterlyMagnificent
I like the Evil Olaf slippers. I want a pair.
QueenChrysalisChangeling
#44 But Kirby was originally white (See KDL Gameboy cover) so either that's fake or Kirby started off pink, then white, then pink again.
LeatherDaddyFishMan
I don't think Snow White would have been able to enter the Dwarves' home if she was a vampire without being invited first
stratus41298
That trombone text one was hilarious!
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
i call bullshit. also imessage doesn’t split texts up like that.
YoureMum
And did he really say “in parenthesis #\#”
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
that’s what i’m referring to. it might do something to that effect with texts (rarely) but with imessage you can send a book. it won’t split
Elastigirl
In my head I’m reading the genie song in Aladdin, you ain’t never had a friend like me!
sherlockisfire
A friend and I tested it and it actually worked!!!
youremyboyblue123
Hutchy01
Columbo, Sherlock Holmes, Wonder Woman, Peregrine Took. Analyse away.
Punless
Literally THE best dump I have EVER seen. Never laughed so hard!! God bless you child
Mariliande
It's 4 AM and this post caused me to laugh out loud several times. That's very rare, let me tell you.
MissTryxie
I am glad my collection of stolen memes and post made you laugh! :)
tracereading
Go hang a salami sounds like some weird insult.
SlightlyBlackerTactleNeck
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog is actually a title of a book with a bunch of sentences just like it
MissTryxie
For some reason this makes me really happy
HamSplat
Also check out the Weird Al song "Bob" https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/weirdalyankovic/bob.html
HairyPicklePuller
It's also a line from a Weird Al song called Bob.
MeTheJDO
I knew I recognized it from somewhere!
LifeIsShortNHardLikeABodyBuildingElf
Now I see bees I won - totally heard it in his Dylan voice typing this
banz111
I, man am regal; a German am I.
LittleMathCat
"I'm a lasagna, hang a salami" is a palindrome as well.
SlightlyBlackerTactleNeck
I'm pretty sure a palindrome is the when the word is the same backwards and forwards like racecar
cryocybo03
This one seems to work if you take out the punctuation, kind of like "Dammit I'm Mad"
SlightlyBlackerTactleNeck
Yeah don't believe me https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palindrome
LittleMathCat
At least you figured it out. :)
Trentski
All this one needs is The VonTrapp Family Singers:
YourLocalSnitch
I feel the need to do the tower of Pisa pose whenever I go to some sort of landmark now that isn’t the tower of Pisa
lorcan0c
#4 is literally a Spongebob joke the artist just wholesale copied.
LarvaLamp
But it totally applies because of that stupid character's stupid toungue.
IGetWetDreamsAboutTonyStark
Good dump +1
soybueno
"I also chose this guys dead wife" gets me every time
NotWittyEnough
I want to drop down the other two responses with more votes
UpvoteCitizensBrigade
That earned my +1 as well
mthrndr01
This comment is the only reason I went back and checked the rest of the dump.
TimCanterbury
Hahaha s’disrespectful
DeportTheAsians
I never understood why people love that post so much. I'd be pretty offended myself unless there's something bigger I'm missing?
DevilDisowned
I ded.
theesweez
i was wondering why a nice sentimental meme made it into this dump and then was pleasantly surprised.
robboscouse10
I'd want to see a picture first.
AVoiceOfReason
TheClayKnight
@ISpotNipple
AVoiceOfReason
His wife:
Zigor22
I need an explanation for #1
IAmOdd
They are comic sans versions of recognizable logos several companies
surfuckingprise
“What happens to him is insane.” If that isn’t the definition of clickbait, I really don’t know what is.
JohnMagneTrane
#2 Dang. It worked!
radyjko
Every time!
Jufasa
Certain Spanish speakers call w, doble ve. Translating directly to double v
KetamineMoose
Or just plain french too "double v"
JohnMagneTrane
Isn't it only English that think it's a double U? Dobbeltve here in Norway.
JohnMagneTrane
The more you know... https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/explore/why-is-w-pronounced-double-u
alyoshaspupil
If the Snow White vampire thing is interesting to you, check out Neil gaiman’s “snow, glass, apples” short story
ThePastor0fMuppets
damage over time
AsAnArtTeacherIApprove
I have my high school students illustrate Snow, Glass, Apples! It's a little racy in a couple of spots, but they love it.
Amauri14z
Okay, I will check it out later. Thanks.
MissTryxie
yeah I've heard about it thanks for bring it up again! I had forgotten the name of it!
Stonefruitlove
also, snowwhites lips are red like blood in the original
pugglesworth
I came to the comments to mention that too. It was such a great story!
smolgods
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cutecharlieuniformnovembertango
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Trixum
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MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
Ooh, I was just posting my own contribution/ suggestion to that, called "Red as Blood" by Tanith Lee. Will try to find yours too, thanks!
Nofoxlefttogive
Great book!
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
Awesome, did you read the whole book, or this story? I've read independent ones by her and love them!
Nofoxlefttogive
Read it all, so many times. Highly recommend it. Just saw the sequel, thanks to you!
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
Awesome, I want to read more too!
Jinxies
I was going to link the Gaiman story too.. but some bugger beat me to it! Have my furious upvote!
Nuggetmcg
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ishitabrickforyou
https://thedreaming.moteofdust.com/1999/10/10/snow-glass-apples/
CuckDynasty
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MissByanka
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PizzaPastaPizza
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Flykresj
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ArtsyFartsandBologna
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MGSman
Dotty dot
OtterlyMagnificent
Many thanks
Rhythmaster
Holy shit
tillkekdouspart
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LePetitOiseau
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Rovylern
. for Snow Glass Apples link
Qurong1
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ChuckWeiss
#12 That's not how Rollercoaster Tycoon works. To the best of my knowledge, there isn't any theme park game that works like that.
JesusDiedForOurOlsenTwins
https://karlsmallwood.wordpress.com/2013/04/09/how-i-became-famous-and-no-one-realised/ He indeed confirms himself that it is untrue.
YouThinkThatsBad
Wow, he sounds really unlikeable
ChuckWeiss
I understand his frustration, but getting upset that someone quotes your Facebook post makes him look pretty douchy.
YouThinkThatsBad
Yeah dude. It’s a meme. People want to simplify it for making rounds. It’s not exactly a think piece article or a novel
flightlessfruit
It's only a quote if it acknowledges the author. I think this would've played out differently if his name and face wasn't blurred out. But >
flightlessfruit
> I also understand why identities are blurred from screencaps and it was probably done in good intention.
ChuckWeiss
Interesting read.
JesusDiedForOurOlsenTwins
Sad part is that the joke really hinges on it being true for it to be fun.
ChuckWeiss
Yeah. Making it up like that makes it seem like one of those cringey tumblr "then the whole bus applauded" stories.