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Jun 10, 2022 6:03 PM
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ProbablyDrunkAgain
Crotch crickets
turbodog
You are, Buster the Body Crab, then, eh?
hnngh
inthepines
Lords of Acid intensifies
kakivara
Darling come here
Jamroast
"Carcinization can be defined as the evolutionary process leading to the crab-like form."
SeasonCat
12ashwind
jesusisherelookbusy
heartlessninja6
oilyanaldischarge
I enjoyed this as much as the guy did, I think!
ChernoGamma
Imagine trying to sing while pulling g's
bobthefunny
sombrerohorsewagon
mardukkur
https://youtu.be/2bCuY9JFE4Y
therealamh
I don’t know why, but I thought the punchline was “you actually live in BOTH the ocean and the land” and the crab was just confused by that.
tanebot
Oh, bless yer' heart.
Chickenbuttholeremover
Love these kinds of posts
BobHubert
ScienceIsCrab
houpbajoup
Those are lice
EaNasirIsABastard
ryecurry9000
Not all that bad a place if you ask me.
PineappleLoopsBroether
It’s a great spot …until they find you… this kills the crab.
GotBetterThingsToDo
Meh, one of your neighbors is always gonna be an asshole and sometimes a couple nuts live on the other side.
iamthisguy247
Warm, well covered, and you get the occasional show.
hnngh
It's bad if you're anything but the crab.
AFistfulOfDollHairs
Also bad if you’re the crab, how long until you get poisoned or flushed down the drain?
BobbyVegana
crab is not complaining
dronir
*adjust glasses* Ahem. Those "crabs" are actually pubic lice, not actual crabs. Lice are insects while crabs are crustaceans.
BigDaddysMeatWagon
Imagine if they were literally crabs though. That would be fucked up.
blasthornet2002
Insects are just really successful land crustaceans anyway
coalminersknuckle
blahdeeblahnonamesleft
This show was peak television. Everything's been downhill since ATHF ended.
Kbantar
Ahem, neither insects nor crabs can talk, and gods don't exist.
delab
Gods exist just as much as love does
delab
Only in your mind
zealabyrinth
I met a lobster once. It said “*click* *click* *clack*”
RonnieKielbasa
WonderfunkJones
That's why I was like wait
3Davideo
Are you some sort of arthropodiatrist?
dronir
No, but about 10 years ago I wrote most of the wikipedia article on "arthropods" in my native language.
dronir
I acknowledge that nothing in the reading of the original joke contradicts this.
asanaustralianwhyareyourpostsupsidedown
Everything is crabs, just give evolution more time.
blumpk1npie
Very well. From now on they shall be minge mites
Ryanator50
Technically crabs and lobsters are arachnids
MithridateEupator
Arachnida is a class - Lobsters and Crabs belong to the class Malacostraca
Kbantar
No, they aren't.
Ryanator50
that's the joke
Kbantar
They are all arthropods.
LongCommentChainAppreciator
Honestly, they are all just athropods to me
tesseract4d2
Which is funny, given all the things we like to call "bugs" that aren't, such as isopods, which ARE crustaceans.
justanotherdude6710
Pubic Announcement: I have found the literalist.
Ionico
Hey, I like learning, stop shaming people who post stuff like this for nerds like me who enjoy knowing facts please :)
dronir
Somebody's got to take the pubic blame.
BobbyVegana
*Pub... fuck! I ran out of puns
Brickham
Public Announcement the third: I lol'd.
LowBrowHighJinx
Public Announcement Jr: Hey! you skipped me!
Brickham