Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask

May 1, 2017 4:52 AM

lazybraingames

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There must have been some mistake; there's an anti-theft device on a product marketed to white people.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Went to a thrift store. I nearly adopted a refrigerator. There was a burn in it, some mold by it. I didn't see the light.

9 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 2

Ugh. Target employment flashbacks. I still have nightmares of setting plan-o-grams

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, you think wireless is your ally. But You merely adopted the Bluetooth; I was born with it, molded by it.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

"Disconnected" "To connect your headset, please go to the settings on your phone"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're a big guy

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thats my personal trainer! no wonder she says "your punishment must be more severe" when I dont stick to my diet.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looked like sportface. Thought you were mocking the product. I should really go to bed...oh look! Another dump!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"Hey do you have those ear buds where the girl on the cover looks like Bane?" "Jabra"

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

+1 that's some grade A pun you got there

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

UUUU

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What store is this?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can faintly hear darude sandstorm coming from those earphones

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who is she??!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

*sigh* ... only care because she put on the mask?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to have those headphones. They were terrible. Don't buy them.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Guess I can't steal them either apparently.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, Jabra (жабра) means Toad in russian. Do with that info what you will...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I have those and they're great. Don't slip out of my ears, good sound, and the price was right. Terrible.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

All that was good for me too, but after having them for about a month the battery in them just shit the bed. Wouldn't last for an hour.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hope they work better for you though.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That does suck. I wonder if you can get them replaced.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You merely adopted theft deterrence. I was born in it, molded by it...

9 years ago | Likes 228 Dislikes 2

What is this from? Asking for a friend.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Btw you can get those Bluetooth headsets online for way cheaper, got mine for €7 including shipping.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dark knight rises. Also darude sandstorm

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Upvoted for darude sandstorm

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I did not see a security tag until i was already a man

9 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

And by than I was already out of the box.

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

You think shoplifting is your ally?

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

can't not read this out loud all in Bane's voice... cracking myself up lol

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You're a big guy

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For you

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0