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maijen0062000
Maybe... it just a vehicle
garibeana
I like this.
ChaosSlave51
No cars exist in our universe after the carcopalise, they dress like us like we dress like other dead cultures
d65vid
I can't even possibly imagine a fictional setting that enrages and confuses me more than the Cars one.
RHFiesling
u shure they nailed him to a cross, and not crushed him into a cube
shutupvote
All I can think about is how good it would be as delivering me tacos!
Branten
Pope hat looks like a dick and balls... Can't be unseen
ctennessen
If course the Pope would be a 2002. Perfect :)
WaWaintheChaCha
Shouldn't the Pope car have a Fiat nose and not an Alfa front?
kickeymouse
Car hitler gassed the jeeps
DanCutter
This. This is why I love you twisted people.
homicidal85
If there was a car hitler.. Does that mean cars die when they are gassed?
LMeire
Combustion engines can't combust without access to oxygen so yes pumping any non-oxygen gas into their intake valves would kill a car.
HitlersArtCritic
You can gas a car.
ummphrasing34
Did he gas the keeps?
Gyinagal
I AM LITERALLY SCREAMING
cooplander
Well there's also the theory that these movies take place while humanity is in space in Wall-E. Then the cars are just imitating us.
ShamnusMcfee
Car Hitler isn't just suggested there HAD to be a car Hitler, because there is an Army Jeep war veteran who fought in car WW2 in the movie
Arizoniac
I picture car Hitler as that six wheeled Mercedes Benz he had in real life
LocustStar
You had me at Pontiac Pilot. Genius.
handbanana13
What kind of car do you think Jesus was? Probably a sweet El Camino with flames.
ImJustHereForDogMemes
I think you nailed it
Brant04
A Jesus Chrysler
UncivilEngineer
I like to think of Car Jesus singing lead vocals to car Lynyrd Skynyrd.
TerribleBot
And car jews
kickeymouse
Probably jeeps
Dannyxrain
Did no one on Tumblr see MatPat's video on Cars?
sora3087
Bugs are the answer
anothertexassunset
You stop it right now.
LORDTACHANKA
Hey I had one of these...had the truck and everything
DougForcett
I wonder if when an old, classic car is restored if it's like a reanimated corpse in the Cars-verse?
BuceWayne
I would think it's like plastic surgery
PhoenixLord
Not if it's a scrapped out, rusted shell that sat in a field decomposing before being restored.
GadenKerensky
Only if it was fully dead to begin with.
BigBadBillyBoy
What about Kit Cars? Are they Trans-models? They just know their whole lives that they were built with the wrong bodies.
NinjaCongo
Synths.
FireflyKaleidoscope
If you look on the top right, there is a picture of the pope car in a protective pope-mobile. Can you buy that too?
SickOfThisCessPool
The main character was carted around in a big rig. That'd be the equivalent of crawling up a large person's butthole and getting a ride.
diabLoDesignz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zE9RTpct0w Yes!
beantrouser
Skip to 1:39 for the moment we're all wanting to see.
RockKnight
What the fuck
animaI
Hey we heard you liked pope mobiles so we put a pope mobile in your pope mobile.
RyloKen15
If the pope has a protective popemobile that means theres the threat of assassination and there are religious radicals
IamCommanderShepardAndThisIsMyFavouriteStoreOnTheCitadel
Hmm, would Islamic extremists be Toyota Hilux?
GadenKerensky
Well, the start of Cars 2 literally has a British Spy Car blow up an Oil Rig under fire from some criminal/terrorist organisation.
Spiralhaze
Allahu Akcar?
RyloKen15
Holy shit. I totally forgot about cars 2
GadenKerensky
And the box in the image didn't remind you?